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# About me
Joan 'Slim' EgbertYour name is JOAN. But you're not a normal JOAN. You are a TRICKSTER JOAN You have a variety of INTERESTS, which include CANDY OF ALL KINDS and a passion for REALLY AWFUL ANTI-JOKES. You are rather PERKY, and most of the jokes you tell DON'T MAKE MUCH SENSE AT ALL. Your dream is to be A WELL-KNOWN COMEDIAN, but you and most other people know this isn't going to happen. Your other interests include, SEMI-SONG QUOTING, CANDY and WEIRD RIDDLES.
Did I mention you love CANDY? Like. Really love candy.
An UNHEALTHY OBSESSION one could say.
What will you do?
> Joan: Drive someone up the wall with your terrible jokes.
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# Comments
Comments: 835
Peppermint-Insanity In reply to ??? [2013-10-22 00:51:02 +0000 UTC]
ooooohhh sounds lovely~
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-22 07:45:52 +0000 UTC]
*two finger point*
so do you
AHAHHAHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHAHHAHAH!
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-23 01:34:35 +0000 UTC]
oooh *giggles*
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-23 05:20:37 +0000 UTC]
i've miiisssssed you, dovey
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-23 21:48:08 +0000 UTC]
I missed you mooooooore
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-23 23:00:17 +0000 UTC]
i looove you dovey~
*No need to be alarmed, it's something Joan always says*
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 00:04:48 +0000 UTC]
*smooches her face happily*
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:01:31 +0000 UTC]
*Giggles and smooches back, nuzzling into her*
Β if theΒ doveΒ is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:02:26 +0000 UTC]
uhmmm i dont think there is one
*pouts* thats no fair
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:05:13 +0000 UTC]
but of course there is doveykins.
*omfg doveykins, what the bloody 'ell Joan?*
its the SWALLOW!!Β
AHHAHAHHAEHHAEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHH~
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:11:07 +0000 UTC]
hmm but were not swallowing anything
*licks her cheek*
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:13:38 +0000 UTC]
*Eyebrow waggle*
but thats what you think ms. shades
do you want something to swallow~?
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:19:09 +0000 UTC]
oh and what would that possibly bee~?
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:21:40 +0000 UTC]
AHAAHAHA!
bees.
care for a little lollipop Γ‘ la egbert~?
*snickersnicker*
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:24:49 +0000 UTC]
maaaaaybe~
if youre being serrrrriiious~
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:26:26 +0000 UTC]
(( Fuckin' dA commands, I wasn't done with my reply! ))
candy apple red
ive never been so serious in my life~
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:29:01 +0000 UTC]
*gasps* i hope youre positive!Β
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:31:24 +0000 UTC]
oh wow
If you really wanted my lollipop you could have just asked~
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:37:13 +0000 UTC]
joaaanie i want more than your lollipop~
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:40:09 +0000 UTC]
is that so~?
let me be the one to say
"ditto"
*presses up against Dove*
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:43:12 +0000 UTC]
eee *happily giggles, smooching her*
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 04:06:42 +0000 UTC]
*Wraps arms around her waist and nuzzles her*
happyhappyhappy endings~?
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 04:10:45 +0000 UTC]
*nuzzles back*
True love can't be separated?
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 04:14:43 +0000 UTC]
we are the truest~!
its impossible to separate true love!!
<333
love you
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 04:18:23 +0000 UTC]
BUT i luvs you mooooooooooorreeeee <3<3
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 08:08:59 +0000 UTC]
*Pulls Dove into another kiss, giggling in between*
not possible~!Β
<3
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 16:27:52 +0000 UTC]
*giggles and kisses her*
possibilitieeees
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 21:17:40 +0000 UTC]
definitely~
do you love me, dovey?
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 21:36:14 +0000 UTC]
I love you the very most!
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 21:57:56 +0000 UTC]
i love you too <33
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-25 01:40:08 +0000 UTC]
*attacks with kisses*
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-25 02:59:22 +0000 UTC]
*Giggles and kisses back, snuggling into her*
(( Wowowowowowow u qt patootie dovey))
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-25 03:04:34 +0000 UTC]
(( the cutiest uwu ))
*nuzzles and cuddles* yeee <33
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-26 22:42:14 +0000 UTC]
*Her hood slinks around Dove's waist, wrapping her arms around the other*
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-27 00:22:07 +0000 UTC]
*giggles, hugging her tight*
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-11-05 00:27:13 +0000 UTC]
*Nuzzle*
i love you~
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-11-05 00:40:08 +0000 UTC]
iiiiiii looooveeee you too~
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-12-02 05:50:38 +0000 UTC]
lemme kiss your booboos better
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-12-03 02:25:43 +0000 UTC]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:25:39 +0000 UTC]
candy apple red
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there-was-an-error In reply to ??? [2013-10-15 01:36:08 +0000 UTC]
- oh joooan~
knock knock >:3
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BadJokesForAll In reply to there-was-an-error [2013-10-19 12:48:56 +0000 UTC]
GET THE HELL OF MY LAWN!
I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANT YOUR GODDAMN COOKIES!
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there-was-an-error In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-11-05 05:15:19 +0000 UTC]
-sticks her tongue out at her, huffing- fiiiiine
i wont tell you my wonderful joke
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BadJokesForAll In reply to there-was-an-error [2013-11-08 20:17:24 +0000 UTC]
tch
fineeeee!!
tell me, i looove jokes
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Peppermint-Insanity [2013-07-16 02:10:18 +0000 UTC]
Joooooaaaaannnyyyyy
i found a sweetie to love~
-happy giggles-
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-07-18 09:57:34 +0000 UTC]
gaaasp!
eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
this is great news!
like. super duper duper great news!Β
man is incomplete until he is married. then he is finished.
AHAHAHEHAHHHAEHAHHH~!
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-07-18 11:43:04 +0000 UTC]
he's suuuuuper sweet~
very tasty too *giggles*
oooh I do hope it lasts~
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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-07-23 22:25:14 +0000 UTC]
he'll last for as long as you want!!!
hehehe!
love you, Dovey!!
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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-07-23 23:06:06 +0000 UTC]
hehe <3
love~
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Swords-and-Songs In reply to ??? [2013-07-08 12:43:30 +0000 UTC]
seems you found my trickster self
do me a favor if you would and keep her in the little group of tricksters you guys have-
and like
away from me
she doesn't really like me much
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