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BadJokesForAll ♀️ [26043780] [2013-03-22 04:37:14 +0000 UTC] "id hate to point out.." (Unknown)

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Joan 'Slim' Egbert



Your name is JOAN. But you're not a normal JOAN. You are a TRICKSTER JOAN You have a variety of INTERESTS, which include CANDY OF ALL KINDS and a passion for REALLY AWFUL ANTI-JOKES. You are rather PERKY, and most of the jokes you tell DON'T MAKE MUCH SENSE AT ALL. Your dream is to be A WELL-KNOWN COMEDIAN, but you and most other people know this isn't going to happen. Your other interests include, SEMI-SONG QUOTING, CANDY and WEIRD RIDDLES.
Did I mention you love CANDY? Like. Really love candy.
An UNHEALTHY OBSESSION one could say.
What will you do?

> Joan: Drive someone up the wall with your terrible jokes.

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# Comments

Comments: 835

Peppermint-Insanity In reply to ??? [2013-10-22 00:51:02 +0000 UTC]

ooooohhh sounds lovely~

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-22 07:45:52 +0000 UTC]

*two finger point*

so do you

AHAHHAHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHAHHAHAH!

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-23 01:34:35 +0000 UTC]

oooh *giggles*

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-23 05:20:37 +0000 UTC]

i've miiisssssed you, dovey

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-23 21:48:08 +0000 UTC]

I missed you mooooooore

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-23 23:00:17 +0000 UTC]

i looove you dovey~
*No need to be alarmed, it's something Joan always says*

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 00:04:48 +0000 UTC]

*smooches her face happily*

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:01:31 +0000 UTC]

*Giggles and smooches back, nuzzling into her*
Β if theΒ doveΒ is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:02:26 +0000 UTC]

uhmmm i dont think there is one

*pouts* thats no fair

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:05:13 +0000 UTC]

but of course there is doveykins.

*omfg doveykins, what the bloody 'ell Joan?*
its the SWALLOW!!Β 

AHHAHAHHAEHHAEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHH~

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:11:07 +0000 UTC]

hmm but were not swallowing anything

*licks her cheek*

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:13:38 +0000 UTC]

*Eyebrow waggle*
but thats what you think ms. shades
do you want something to swallow~?

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:19:09 +0000 UTC]

oh and what would that possibly bee~?

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:21:40 +0000 UTC]

AHAAHAHA!

bees.
care for a little lollipop Γ‘ la egbert~?

*snickersnicker*

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:24:49 +0000 UTC]

maaaaaybe~

if youre being serrrrriiious~

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:26:26 +0000 UTC]

(( Fuckin' dA commands, I wasn't done with my reply! ))


candy apple red
ive never been so serious in my life~

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:29:01 +0000 UTC]

*gasps* i hope youre positive!Β 

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:31:24 +0000 UTC]

oh wow
If you really wanted my lollipop you could have just asked~

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:37:13 +0000 UTC]

joaaanie i want more than your lollipop~

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:40:09 +0000 UTC]

is that so~?
let me be the one to say
"ditto"

*presses up against Dove*

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 03:43:12 +0000 UTC]

eee *happily giggles, smooching her*

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 04:06:42 +0000 UTC]

*Wraps arms around her waist and nuzzles her*
happyhappyhappy endings~?

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 04:10:45 +0000 UTC]

*nuzzles back*
True love can't be separated?

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 04:14:43 +0000 UTC]

we are the truest~!
its impossible to separate true love!!
<333
love you

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 04:18:23 +0000 UTC]

BUT i luvs you mooooooooooorreeeee <3<3

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 08:08:59 +0000 UTC]

*Pulls Dove into another kiss, giggling in between*
not possible~!Β 
<3

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 16:27:52 +0000 UTC]

*giggles and kisses her*
possibilitieeees

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 21:17:40 +0000 UTC]

definitely~
do you love me, dovey?

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-24 21:36:14 +0000 UTC]

I love you the very most!

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 21:57:56 +0000 UTC]

i love you too <33

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-25 01:40:08 +0000 UTC]

*attacks with kisses*

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-25 02:59:22 +0000 UTC]

*Giggles and kisses back, snuggling into her*
(( Wowowowowowow u qt patootie dovey))

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-25 03:04:34 +0000 UTC]

(( the cutiest uwu ))


*nuzzles and cuddles* yeee <33

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-26 22:42:14 +0000 UTC]

*Her hood slinks around Dove's waist, wrapping her arms around the other*

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-10-27 00:22:07 +0000 UTC]

*giggles, hugging her tight*

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-11-05 00:27:13 +0000 UTC]

*Nuzzle*

i love you~

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-11-05 00:40:08 +0000 UTC]

iiiiiii looooveeee you too~

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-12-02 05:50:38 +0000 UTC]

lemme kiss your booboos better

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-12-03 02:25:43 +0000 UTC]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-10-24 03:25:39 +0000 UTC]

candy apple red

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there-was-an-error In reply to ??? [2013-10-15 01:36:08 +0000 UTC]

    oh joooan~
    knock knock >:3

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BadJokesForAll In reply to there-was-an-error [2013-10-19 12:48:56 +0000 UTC]

GET THE HELL OF MY LAWN!
I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANT YOUR GODDAMN COOKIES!

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there-was-an-error In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-11-05 05:15:19 +0000 UTC]

-sticks her tongue out at her, huffing- fiiiiine
i wont tell you my wonderful joke

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BadJokesForAll In reply to there-was-an-error [2013-11-08 20:17:24 +0000 UTC]

tch
fineeeee!!
tell me, i looove jokes

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Peppermint-Insanity [2013-07-16 02:10:18 +0000 UTC]

Joooooaaaaannnyyyyy

i found a sweetie to love~

-happy giggles-

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-07-18 09:57:34 +0000 UTC]

gaaasp!

eeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


this is great news!

like. super duper duper great news!Β 

man is incomplete until he is married. then he is finished.

AHAHAHEHAHHHAEHAHHH~!

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-07-18 11:43:04 +0000 UTC]


he's suuuuuper sweet~
very tasty too *giggles*

oooh I do hope it lasts~

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BadJokesForAll In reply to Peppermint-Insanity [2013-07-23 22:25:14 +0000 UTC]

he'll last for as long as you want!!!

hehehe!

love you, Dovey!!

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Peppermint-Insanity In reply to BadJokesForAll [2013-07-23 23:06:06 +0000 UTC]

hehe <3

love~

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Swords-and-Songs In reply to ??? [2013-07-08 12:43:30 +0000 UTC]

seems you found my trickster self

do me a favor if you would and keep her in the little group of tricksters you guys have-
and like
away from me
she doesn't really like me much

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