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Daisyparty65
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[2008-03-30 00:09:01 +0000 UTC]
"CLOSED!"
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Favourites: 989; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 51
Watching: 26; Pageviews: 92579; Comments Made: 53990; Friends: 26
# Comments
Comments: 23935
WE ARE SUCH GOOD TREE HUGGERS.
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HOPY SHIT I FEELED LOVED AGAIN.
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SMILES ARE GOOD FOR THE SOUL.
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You can come out, Naetoru.
Alright. *comes out of one of the bushes*
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ANOTHER CUTIE? HOMYGOD.
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ADHFSKGJHDF
LETS TAKE A NAP OF CUTNESS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MAIN STREET.
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*all three cuddle you*
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Alas! Poor Zazu!
ZAZU yeah,cause a giant fucking hippo sat on me,i got shot out of a birdie boiler and more kids of torture i can't think of
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I like the Lion King.
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doesn't everyone?
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Your such a pig-fucker,Phillip!
*gasp*
*gasp*
*gasp*
What did he say?
Terrance,why would you call me a pig fucker?
Well,lets see.First of all: You fuck pigs!
oh yeah.
*both laugh*
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UNCLE FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
suck my balls!
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[person speaking German on "cliteris" website]
Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!
Whoa! Is it Cartman's mom?
Oh, very funny!
Hey! It IS Cartman's mom!
Mrs. Cartman: [man speaking German on computer] All righty then!
SON OF A BI...
[shocks]
AHHH!
[bounces in] Ba ba ba ba.
Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff!
Bullshit.
What's she doing now?
German: Essen meine scheisse.
Mrs. Cartman: Okey-dokey!
Kyle, Stan, Cartman: [they see something gross] AWWWWWW!
[pukes] Click it off, dude, click it off!
[Kyle clicks it off]
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?
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Since you've been gone
Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you've been gone
It's like I've got a great big mouthful of cod-liver oil
Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on
You know, I've been in a buttload of pain
Since you've been gone
(Since you've been gone)
I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped a two-ton bowling ball on my toes
(Since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved a red-hot cactus up my nose
Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away
Ever since the day you left me
I've been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here
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I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this
Talkin' 'bout sick shows
Tere's America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor old mom
Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
Face first on a rake
I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
Yo, I told you... I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this
Cosby Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Rainman to like this guy
Thirtysomething is alright
If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
Can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks
Thos Siskel & Ebert bums
Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
That's word because you know... I can't watch this
I can't watch this
Break it down!
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Okay, children, now I wanna review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me which sexual positions we talked about?
Filmore: [raises his hand] Miss'nary position?
[turns around and writes the position] Missionary position, good. A little boring, but tried and true. What else?
Girl: Doggie?
[turns around and writes the position] That's right. Doggie style we went over, mhm.
Boy: Pile driver?
[turns around and writes the position] Uh huh, pile driver position. Good, Quaid.
Sally: The Filthy Sanchez?
[turns around and writes the position] Yes, good Flora, you remembered the Filthy Sanchez.
Boy 2: Hot Karl?
[turns around and writes the position] Yes,you can give your partner the ol' Hot Karl, sure.
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Chuck,your breakin' mah balls! your breakin' mah balls!
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what's the matter?
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so many of those characters
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