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Leelu
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[2003-06-01 23:32:37 +0000 UTC]
"I'm still here"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 2962; Deviations: 907; Watchers: 147
Watching: 136; Pageviews: 71417; Comments Made: 99632; Friends: 136
# Interests
Tools of the Trade: Needle, thread, Pencils and Pens# About me
# Comments
Comments: 10239
Jude: What the hell happened?! Why is he a baby?!
Discordia: Did you not hear the short one speak of Tempus?
Jude: Well excuse me, through all the confusion, it is quite difficult for me to comprehend the spoken word! DX
Discordia; Geez, sounds like he graduated from Brown, yet can't comprehend what to do with a baby. No wonder Evod hates you.
Jude: He does NOT-
Evod: *spits up on Jude*
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Cory:...towels. Always wear towels when burping a baby.
Speckles: *whips out Book 1 of the Single Dad's guide to Raising a Baby* My dad kept these books when he was raising me, they work!...well, he did until he got shot and our house burned down, but still! Works!
Cory: Speckles, I think Steampunk knows how to stand...
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Steampunk: *swinging his legs* 83
Jude: I-I do not need books to take care of my own child!
Discordia: Dude, consider all that's happened throughout Evod's life, and then consider the example he had as a kid.
Jude:....so, chapter one then?
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Speckles: Yup! *sets the book down* It even has a diagram to show how to duck a pee-shot when changing a diaper! ^^
Cory: I just hope Evod stays cute and a baby long enough for more pictures~
Speckles: Upsy-daisy~! *lightly tosses Steampunk in the air and catches him*
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Steampunk: Whee! *stops in midair, just floats there*
Jude:...
Discordia:...da fuc?
Steampunk: Fly aaawwwaaaay~ *floats for the window* Fly aaawwaaaayyy~!
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Cory: OH CRAP!! *bolts to catch him, knocking some things over* BAD PUNKY!!
Speckles: YOU FORGOT THE BUTTERFLY NET!! DDD8
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Discordia: Holy shit I love this kid!!! *laughing hysterically*
Steampunk: Fly away~! *floats out the window and to the higher levels*
Jude:....WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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Speckles: STEEAAAAMPUUUUUNK!!! D,8
Cory:...we're so fucking dead when Tempus gets back!! *jumps out the window and flies after Steampunk*
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Steampunk: Wheee~ *floats by Nox's window* Hiiii!
Nox: O_O' WTF?
Discordia: *still laughing uncontrollably*...!!
Evod: Punky go bye bye?
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Cory: Sorry Nox!! *darts to catch him* Hold still Steampunk!! DX
Speckles: Catch him Cory, he didn't call Evod Todd yet!! DXDX
Cory: I'M TRYING!!
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Steampunk: Fly awaaaaaay~
Jude: STOP SAYING THAT!!! DX
Evod: Bye piwate baby!
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Speckles: Soooo....while Cory's catching Steampunk, got any baby salon outfits for Evod? OOH!! Or baby tuxedos!! 8DD
Cory: GET BACK HERE STEAMPUNK!!
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Jude: Just Evod's old baby clothes...
Discordia: You kept them?
Jude: Well...yeah. I mean...
Discordia: Aww, he does care.
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Speckles: Awwwwww~!!
Cory: *bolts past the window dragging Steampunk by his pants* MAD HARPY ON THE LOOSE, MAD HARPY ON THE LOOSE!!! DDDD8
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Jude: Aw hell..
Harpy: *chasing Cory and Punky* GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT SO I CAN STRANGE YOU WITH THAT SKIRT OF YOURS!!!
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Cory: THANKS BUT NO I LIKE MY SKIRT FINE WHERE IT IS!! *bolts up, over Harpy, then dives back into Jude's office with Steampunk, bolting the windows* HELP ME BARRICADE IT!!
Speckles:...you know, with crap like this I can see why older Evod wanted out of this castle. *playing with the aforementioned baby's feet* Look at the cute widdle birdy feet~!
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Evod: Nyah! DX *kicking feet to try and escape*
Discordia: Are you kidding? This is a playground! I'd love to live here! XDD
Jude: T-T was I really such a terrible dad...?
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Speckles: Welllll...?
Cory: *shoved the desk over to the windows* Steampunk, STAY!
Speckles: Jude, can I hold him? 83
Cory: I don't think Evod's too crazy about that idea, Specks...
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Jude: Um, sure...just don't let him float away...*hands Speckles baby Evod*
Discordia: *watching Harpy beat on the barricaded window* So what did you do to piss her off? You know, besides existing?
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Cory: I flew up to the window and caught Steampunk, but I had to grab his pants to do so, and there might have been accidental baby-mooning...
Speckles: So cute~! *cuddles the baby birdie*
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Steampunk: Moony! 8D
Discordia: Good god, you two have to be the most fun babysitters int he world. I am sad you weren't around for my Laplace. XD
Jude: So...no seriously, WTF do we do now?
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Speckles: Well, we dunno how long Evod's gonna be an adorable chibi, so got a baby nest? *takes a picture of her, Evod, and a confused Jude before sending it to Quayl* Wonder how the ex will react?
Cory: Sorry Dissi, we were babies then too. *fixes Steampunk's pants* I just hope Dante doesn't try to call for the douchebirdy anytime soon.
Speckles: If he does, can I hold the phone up to Evod's butt while he's gassy? 8DD
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Jude: *so very very confused and uncomfortable*
Discordia; you know, it says a lot that you aren't even comfortable around your own baby.
Jude: I am aware, you freak of nature, now shush! *stomps for his room to get Evod in a nest and some extra baby clothes* geez!
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Speckles:...like dad like son. *huggles Steampunk*
Cory:...think we need to babysit Jude so he doesn't accidentally drown Evod in the bath?
Speckles: Steampunk's starting to smell pretty ripe too...
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Steampunk: Noooooo!! *wiggles*
Jude: Um, how do you even bathe a baby?
Discordia: You never bathed your own baby?
Jude:...I was busy...and we had nursemaids...
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Speckles: CRASH COURSE TIME~ *drags Jude to the bathroom by the front of his shirt, carrying Steampunk under her arm*
Cory:...think we should make sure Speckles doesn't drown Jude instead?
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Discordia: yeah, that would would of be bad huh? *follows the maniac and the birds*
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Speckles: Now fill the bath tub and I'll barricade the door so that the babies don't escape!! 8DD
Cory: Those were the days, chasing a butt-naked Andy all over the house...
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Discordia: Ahhh, the nudist phase. Brings back memories. *sniffles*
Jude: *eye roll, starts filling the giant bird bath*
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Speckles: Okay munchkins, this will hurt me a lot more than you! *starts getting their clothes off*
Cory: Wait. *bolts the window shut* No more 'Fly Away', Steampunk!
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Steampunk: *pouts* BT
Evod: *wiggles* nooooo...! XO
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Speckles: Don't fill the tub too deep Jude!
Cory: *helps Speckles by restraining the wriggling Evod* It'll be over before you know it!
Speckles: And when you get big we'll all laugh about what a dork you were as a baby~! ^^
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Evod: NOOOOOO...!!!
Jude: It's ready.
Discordia: it better not be too hot.
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Speckles: *scoops the babies up* Jude, take Evod, I got the time baby!
Cory: *digs out towels and stuff* If Evod is anything like Andy we're ALL gonna get soaked...
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Jude: *hesitantly takes Evod* Um....
Evod: *wiggling like crazy* NUUUUUUU...!!! DDX
Steampunk: *waving his arms* Wanna fly!!
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Speckles: You can fly after you're clean! *plunks Steampunk into the water, gets a washcloth, and starts cleaning* Man, when's the last time Tempus gave you a bath?
Cory: It's okay to put Evod in, Jude.
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Jude: But....
Discordia: oh relax, he's not going to dissolve or explode or anything.
Jude: Well no, but...there's a reason I had the nursemaids clean him...
Discordia: get on with it!
Jude: *SIGH* fine...*puts Evod in water*
Evod:..............EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!! *starts flailing and flapping his wings like crazy, spraying everyone*
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Speckles: Evod, you're FINE!! *still washing steampunk, her hair now wet and shockingly not sticking up like usual*
Cory:....it's weird seeing your hair sit flat, Speckles.
Speckles: Just hurry up before the babies try peeing!
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Evod: HEEEEELLLPPP...!!! D8
Steampunk: Todd! 8D
Jude: Who is Todd??
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Cory: Million dollar question.
Speckles: *blowing bubbles with the soap while shampooing Steampunk* Look at the bubbles~!
Cory: Go on Jude, don't just let him sit there soaking like a scared kitten!
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Steampunk: Ooooohh...! *staring at bubbles* OoO
Jude: Well, what do I do first? Do I was him, do I wash his feathers/hair, do I need some special cleaning tool or-
Discordia: My god, it's like watching a five year old try to solve algebra. It's funny, but also kind of sad.
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Speckles: Wash him first, then get his hair clean, then rinse him off! Pinky, close your eyes~! *starts rinsing the steampunk off with the shower hose nozzle thing* I remember when I used to give my babies baths~!
Cory: And I remember mopping the floor afterwards...
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Discordia: I recall Laplace blasting the faucet on accident once and flooding the house XD So proud~
Jude:...you all are so WEIRD. *starts trying to wash Evod* hold still...!
Evod: HEEEELLLLLPPP!!!
Steampunk: Steve! 8D
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Speckles: Evod, look! *pushes a penguin bath toy over to the screaming baby*
Cory: You waited until NOW to use that?
Speckles: Well, yeah! *washing Steampunk's face* So tiny~!
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Discordia: Wouldn't a quail toy be better? Cer scares Evod.
Evod: *stares at penguin, scowls, then swats it away* Bad! DX
Jude: Why does Cerulus scare him?
Discordia: have you met him? The little pixie's a nasty little bugger outside the office. X3
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Speckles: He's not bad! And no, because Oreo might get jealous!
Cory: Of a toy?
Speckles:....good point. *puts in a quail toy* And Cer DID kick his ass that one time, remember?
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Jude: Yes, I heard of that...I wasn't too happy about that.
Evod: *huffs, plays with the quail toy* Wifey!
Discordia: Oh my god, even as a child he had a quail fetish. You screwed him up something fierce, Jude.
Jud: T__T
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Speckles: No, that's a quail! Just like Punky's a time baby! *drying off the aforementioned pirate baby*
Cory: How do you instill a quail fetish in a ba-huh? *phone ringing, answers* Hello?
Phone: You have a collect call from GIMME BACK MY SECOND, ruler of Los Angels. To accept the charges, please press-
Cory: *"OHSHIT" face* Oh hell...
Speckles: How the hell does he keep getting peeps' cell phone numbers...?
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Discordia: Plot holes?
Jude: Oh dear...tell him we're not home! D8
Evod: Douchebag?
Steampunk: Pedo-bear?
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Speckles: That's right Evod and Punky! Good babies~! ^^
Cory: *slowly answers, in a high falsetto voice* Who is it~?
Speckles: *restrained giggling*
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