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Malnourishark
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[2012-08-18 21:41:48 +0000 UTC]
"We sell free nipples"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 652; Deviations: 54; Watchers: 29
Watching: 73; Pageviews: 3867; Comments Made: 599; Friends: 73
# Interests
Favorite movies: I have so many, I can't even name any of them right now. Ask me later though. UuUFavorite TV shows: Adventure Time, Regular Show, Moral Orel, Family Guy
Favorite bands / musical artists: Snowmine, Creature Feature, Regina Spektor, Sean Lennon, Chris Garneau, The Offspring
Tools of the Trade: A single mouse and a computer.
Other Interests: I liek a lot of shit.
# About me
"Sometimes, when I'm sleeping, I like to touch my giant long giraffe, and eat marshmallows for jugular sustenance."
AT: Open
Requests: Open
Commissions: Open
" A couple of 87 year old virgins.
| B R I A N |
Oh hai there
I'm
Brian
Pleasure to meet chu
My best friend is
She's totally awesome, you should check dat gurl out.
I love dat gurl. She mah hoe, bro.
I'm da pimp daddy of this hizzouse
Wanna get to know me?
Wanna be my ho?
Uh
CALLMEMAYBE
loljk but
Just comment or note me and junk
because I like making new friends
cuz I'm so lonely
THE HO LIST
# Comments
Comments: 249
Happy Birthday even though it...just happened?
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It was Eric's birthday~~ :3
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OH ok...you'rebackfromhiatus? ;_;
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DatwasStephen. u H u
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That was so lame.
jkyoudopethat'stooclassyformeomgomgsilly
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Well I couldn't think of a song SOOO Shakespeare it was 8D; justsoyouknow
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OH, HEY. I'VE BEEN MISSING YOU, YOU TURD.
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I'VE BEEN MISSING YOU TOO, TURD FACE.
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Youuu arrreee weeelcooome! Huhuhuh UuU
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I AM ON~
butyoualreadyknowthat
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JUST wanting to write G'MORNING *HUGS* c:
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PBTHHT. What are you- my wife?
jkgmorningtoyoutoo
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I can't stay awake anymore due to class but THISISFORYOU *HUUUUG*
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NObutIcouldbe.Pleasebeon
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So I learned something new today at work...hot chilli..and melted cheese....yeah....they hurt when they get spilled all over a hand...I know this cause they spilled all over my hand. XD I had to ice it for a while.))
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ACK.. That must have hurt a lot.. Are you feeling better now? You should be more careful! Got me all worried and junk. u H u
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I iced it for a good ten minutes at work.
Was sore, but I'm okay now. C:>
Awww you were worried about me? That's so sweet. I could just kiss you right now! >//w//<
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You're welcome. Uhuhuhuhu
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HEY HEY YOU *sneak attack hugs and runs off* c:
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PPBBTHHTT
Cawurd. No sneak attack hugs. u H u
Only hugs.
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OK ;u; im fine with this
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HEY YOU. Did you make the account yet? XD I'M ALL EXCITED AND STUFF IN CASE YOU COULDN'T TELL.
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PSSSHHH HELP ME MAKE IT. PULEASE.
MY LAZINESS IS SO OVER-WHELMIIING
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WELL...I dunno how. D: What would you like me to do?
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WELLLLL Actually there's nothing that you could do that I couldn't- IguessI'lljusthavetogetoffmylazyassPFBTHH
ILOVEYOUBUBUWAITFORME.
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Well. I guess you could give me a password until I fixed it, then change it when I was done to a new password. XD I wouldn't suggest that but that's all I can think of.
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Dammmiiitt I missed you by a few minutes DX It sucks not catching each other
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Husshhhh, time zones are difficult. uHu And - I keep trying to catch you but right when I do - you suddenly disappear on me! >:I
babuslowdownalittle,willyou?Imissyou
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You do the same to me don't you know ;_; but I try and try
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((MAKE YOU AN RP ACCOUNT, MAN!))
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