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TheSammae
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[2003-09-07 06:26:08 +0000 UTC]
"That will give you BEES."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 45; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 58
Watching: 142; Pageviews: 21333; Comments Made: 1358; Friends: 142
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: Scrubs, Dexter, Venture Bro's, Brooklyn 99, The Good Place, Avatar (TLAB)Favorite books: Tamsin, Harry Potter Series, Withering Tights, The Stinky Cheese Man (and other fairly stupid tales)
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Paper,
Other Interests: Drawing, writing, reading, learning languages, psychology . . .
# About me
Favourite genre of music: Orchestrated, Rock Opera, anything with a pretty melody.Favourite cartoon character: Stewy and Brian, Dr Girlfriend
Personal Quote: Aha! My poorly constructed and overly simplified plan has caught you at last!
# Comments
Comments: 256
Hahaha, I remember this one time Andrew was yelling at Justin, sayin' "JUSTIN'S A FAAAAAAAAG. WANNA HOLD MY BALLS?!" So Justin yells back "IF I WANTED TO HEAR AN ASSHOLE I'D FART!"
Or this one time in History class when my teacher asked "What countries are goin' to be part of the Allied Powers in World War II?" and Darius answered "Uhh, The U.S., Germany, France... AND PUERTO RICO!!"
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THE MARSHMALLOWS WILL CONQUER THE WORLD WITH ME! ALL WILL BE ELIMINATED!! But...since you're a grat artist, your death will be short and painless...BOW TO THE MARSHMALLOWS!! -----(_()-(_()-(_()-(_()-(_()
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wow something really funny happened to me yesterday,uh-uh (nod, nod), i was on the bus, right? and it was so full, i had to get off,(insert muffled giggles) and you know what i did next? (giggles) do ya?(more giggles) i took the next one!!! hahahaha rotfl, lmao, lmao again, get it? now wasnt that exquisitely funny?
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Ok, think of this, this would be a great flash animation, think about it.
You know the movie Jaws, with the big and crazy shark? Then, of course, there was always the shot of the fin coming through the water?
If you were in a thick crowd of people, you could only see alot of heads, alright? Well, what if the pope was walking towards you. He's a shorter guy, so you couldn't see his head. BUT!!!! You would see his big hat coming through the crowd. And that is when the soundtrack comes in.... -Dramatic Voice- "The Pope... The Pope... The Pope The Pope The Pope The Pope The Pope". And the tension builds, then the hat disappears. Or did it? Is the pope gone, OR IS HE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!????!!!!
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SEX WITH DARLEKS BDSM STYLE! EXSPERMINATE!
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and the cheese tacos will live happily ever after....
why am I doing this?.....just because of this Ashwings person?o_O
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*stands up and rubs the back of her head, clearing her throat* uh yeah....well my name is....uhhhhh oh god.....I would like to tell you my name but uhhh you see I forgot it already........*blinks and looks around* where am I?.....What was I saying?!?!?! Why am I here.... *looks back* Why is everyone staring!?!?!?!
(Alzheimer's Anonymous Group Therapy Meeting)
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People...This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!
Shop Smart! Shop S MART
Don't ask....Blame Ashwings
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~Alunthri
*Has way too much spare time
*is a Self-proclaimed Genius
*has 2,000 pageviews
wow oo; congrats XD;; I just saw your gallery and this was on the top so :3!! anyways I like your gallery :3
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*makes a huge assprint on your page*
(____________________|__________________ _)
yes, that's supposed to be an ass.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
"The true meaning of the holiday season is in sharing and love, in fellowship and togetherness."
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I know where you LIVE!
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Oh yeah?
I know where you and your friends live. 
So take that!
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* humps yer page humps yer page*
OMG teachers comming!!!! @o@
*humps faster*
*runs*
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Got the message!
should be going!
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*wades out of teh pee* you people frighten, disgust and amaze me >>;;
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Disgust and Amaze, you say?
Wow. I'm just that good. n__n
*hands you the mop*
You can finish. n__n
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*dances with the mop and cleens it all sparkley in a mary popping style fashion* ^_^ and don't go getting the idea that were all like that nanny with the umbrella... cause were not... 
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*snorts*
Hee hee. Poppins.
I won't say anything. I got out of cleaning that mess. n__n
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lol yey 
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fwa! what do you mean 'conspiracy' were you taught nothing?!?!
Of course they fly! Duh!
*shakes head*
A long with...uh....
Kiwi's.
And I bet you think the Dodo is extinct, too!
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And you think the earth is round! Ha, perposterous!
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Pff!
I believe you are jumping to unfair conclusions, bucko!!
Obviously, the earth is triangle.
Well...technically though, the earth isn't round. You take away all the water, and the earth is like a giant hunk of cheeze, so it could very well be a triangle.
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well the earth is egg shaped o_+ oval, and yeah cheesy plannet... like teh mune!
"This is one small step for man... one giant leep... for the cheese industry..."
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*sighs*
I'll get the mop. TT__TT
*starts to mop up teh Jenneh's pee*
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Thank you so much for watching me!
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You have a beautiful writing style, and your art style is cute. ^__^
I had to. ^__^ :hugs:
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*snorts*
You know what?
I didn't even realize that most of the stuff in my gallery was humorous.
*chuckles* I'm kinda out of it.
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heeey, sam.
havent seen you updata any art-works since may-6(so do I, lol)
so ready for school? I think I'm still goin to bowating".
well, we have 3 days left. ahh... that's too bad.
still wanna go to play bowling? we been saying that all summer. lol
k, later.
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Yeah, we gotta get together still! But I need money first! Or I can't go bowling. n__n;;;
I'll definitely see you at School!
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hey!,now that's a pretty cool gallery grrl!^^,keep it up
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Awwe, thanks! ^__^
You have some nice stuffs too!
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Sweet Alunthri chan 
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Awwwe...I feel so loved.
Thank you for the random
It kinda gives me incentive to get off my lazy butt and finish your snow clothes picture. n__n;;
I hope to finish it soon.
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Lol is ok is ok, don't you worry about it, finish it when you feel like it, I gave you the andom loove 'cause you deserve *^^* You're always so sweet that I just can't help giving more 
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awwe...
You don't know how much that brightened my day.
Thank you so much, Anjiro-sama!
I hope to see more of your art soon!
(mayhap, would you take a peak at a picture in my scraps--the most recent? *chuckles* I just like the hair. ^__^)
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wAS THAT A LITTLE TO MUCH?
Omg I can sure go for a cheesebun---but I hate it when I eat em cuz then my hands will smell like feet!
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. . .but your hands already smell like feet.
*ducks imminent blow*
Don't eat me!
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*rapes your page*
OMGURTEH SEX!!!
*rapes your page some more and beats it because that's the way uh huh uh huh she likes it!!*
I stalk you now!!!
lol
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All I can think of is a frisky Chihuahua humping someone's leg...or my page...O_o;
*throws the Chihuahua a bisket*
yeah...
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I like you gallery ^__^ you've got some interesting pics :nood:
Come to chek out my gallery..i hope you like it ^___^
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