Veninde In reply to ??? [2009-07-30 14:22:31 +0000 UTC]

How could it be news? We've been dating for 6 years now....

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-07-31 04:54:28 +0000 UTC]

Sorry dear sometimes i forget. I haven't been so well since we went through South Africa together...

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-07-31 15:05:46 +0000 UTC]

I told you to quit eating baby brains...I TOLD you.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-01 04:44:00 +0000 UTC]

And i kept telling YOU it was part of the initiation, we would never have gotten through that patch of Africa without their help!

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-01 14:09:04 +0000 UTC]

No. I told you all we needed to do was snort cocaine. But nooooo you had to look specifically for them lil african baby brains.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-03 07:23:39 +0000 UTC]

Ugh i think we need marriage councilling. We're too negative. I still believe it was a thrilling journey beyond all expectations

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-03 08:42:13 +0000 UTC]

Ok. Marriage council it is. But I will ONLY see Dr. Phil. He and I have a history.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-03 09:03:27 +0000 UTC]

... What kind of 'history'? Is there something you're not telling me dear?

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-03 11:20:10 +0000 UTC]

Did I just say that out loud? Hmm. Ok. Well, he's my father. And my lover.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-03 11:27:37 +0000 UTC]

Yes, we truly do need the councilling

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-04 19:57:42 +0000 UTC]

We could also just make sexy time to make it all go away.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-05 01:12:08 +0000 UTC]

Sexy time won't solve anything! But... What the hell, let's have sexy time anyway

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-05 07:17:44 +0000 UTC]

Should I invite that prostitute again?

And also, sorry for disappearing from msn the other day. >.>

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-05 08:31:58 +0000 UTC]

No, don't invite her again, she vomitted all over the bathroom last time and i had to clean it up. Maybe a different one this time.

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-05 13:59:50 +0000 UTC]

Hmkay. Oh! What about Nicole Kidman? I did like her in the nurse outfit.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-06 08:04:39 +0000 UTC]

Nicole Kidman it is. I'll kidnap her at 8!

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-07 18:07:48 +0000 UTC]

Well that was...special.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-08 03:22:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry, i didn't think i'd freak out like i did...

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-08 08:34:16 +0000 UTC]

I understand. When she pulled out her 5th arm I felt less aroused aswell. I'm glad you chopped her to pieces, dear.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-10 03:57:02 +0000 UTC]

I read in the paper yesterday morning they found her "Mauled by a pack of bears" Thank God i left her in the right spot...

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-10 15:32:07 +0000 UTC]

I really got off on that necrofilic stunt you pulled on her. You never looked sexier.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-18 13:06:41 +0000 UTC]

So that explains the last of the night 4 hours before we finished...

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-20 13:29:33 +0000 UTC]

It blew your mind, didn't it?

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-21 09:50:33 +0000 UTC]

I've been thinking about it ever since. Do you think it could happen again?

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-26 09:05:54 +0000 UTC]

I dunno. I lost an arm AND my nose while doing it.. I think it's time you made some sacrifices, dear.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-27 13:45:25 +0000 UTC]

Are you serious? Sacrifices?! Do you know what extents i have to go to to get these girls i bring back for us?

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-08-28 11:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Did you lose a leg in the process? I didn't think so. I'm a fucking cripple ever since I tried that "special" lubricant.

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rockchick89 In reply to ??? [2009-07-17 11:42:47 +0000 UTC]

But what will Natalie think!?

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Veninde In reply to rockchick89 [2009-07-17 16:34:10 +0000 UTC]

I don't care. She broke my heart.

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rockchick89 In reply to Veninde [2009-07-18 10:32:51 +0000 UTC]

You poor thing. I'm sure she'll come back soon...

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LJonesy In reply to ??? [2009-07-15 11:27:59 +0000 UTC]

Alright we'll take it somewhere else then.

And 10,000 posts is only 5,721 posts away! Well, for me

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Aldarune In reply to LJonesy [2009-07-16 10:08:26 +0000 UTC]

I plan to reach 10,000 posts soon too

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Veninde In reply to ??? [2009-07-13 15:02:41 +0000 UTC]

What a coincidence, your avatar makes me very happy too. Let's trade!
And why yes, it is Natalie Portman. She's my maid you see. But it's starting to disturb me how everyone compliments me on my avatar rather than my own work. Maybe I should kill her. I hate that she's prettier than I am.

...


Oh and I added you, I find your sense of humour quite amusing.

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rockchick89 In reply to Veninde [2009-07-13 15:09:35 +0000 UTC]

Why, thank you. Don't kill Natalie! If she ever starts to annoy you too much, you can always send her over to me, I'm sure I could find some sort of use for her. What movie is your ava from? I thought I was fairly familiar with all her works, but obviously not...

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Veninde In reply to rockchick89 [2009-07-13 18:29:57 +0000 UTC]

I know you're trying to steal her from me. But like I told many before you, I don't share Nat with anyone. You WILL have to fight me for her. And I recently learned some new moves I've been dying to try out.

Ha!

And it's from Closer, if you haven't seen it yet then I demand you do so right now. Then come back and tell me you loved it.
Go.

Also, have you seen Leon?

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rockchick89 In reply to Veninde [2009-07-13 18:35:19 +0000 UTC]

No! I feel hopelessly inadequate now. Oh well, more new movies to watch, that's always good news. I've heard of Closer, but never actually seen it before. I shall quickly check it out.

And me, steal your Natalie?

Never...

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Veninde In reply to rockchick89 [2009-07-17 08:51:46 +0000 UTC]

...Then, where is she? huh?

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rockchick89 In reply to Veninde [2009-07-17 09:02:11 +0000 UTC]

Try asking *LJonesy , he was seen with her last.

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LJonesy In reply to rockchick89 [2009-07-30 10:10:27 +0000 UTC]

Why am i being dragged into this?!

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-07-30 14:18:59 +0000 UTC]

No idea.

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-07-31 02:27:48 +0000 UTC]

It's not my fault!

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Veninde In reply to LJonesy [2009-07-31 15:37:36 +0000 UTC]

Says who?

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LJonesy In reply to Veninde [2009-08-01 04:41:26 +0000 UTC]

Says me!

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Veninde In reply to rockchick89 [2009-07-17 09:06:22 +0000 UTC]

No, I give up. Life's not worth living without her.

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rockchick89 In reply to Veninde [2009-07-17 09:08:53 +0000 UTC]

I shall return - I mean, find her right away.





...look! It's, um, Natalie!

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Veninde In reply to rockchick89 [2009-07-17 10:14:15 +0000 UTC]

lol. omg noooo. Someone turned her into a brown person ;_;

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rockchick89 In reply to Veninde [2009-07-17 11:56:19 +0000 UTC]

And gave her a retarded expression.

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Veninde In reply to rockchick89 [2009-07-17 16:33:59 +0000 UTC]

I like her more this way.

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rockchick89 In reply to Veninde [2009-07-18 10:33:20 +0000 UTC]

Because she's dumb enough to obey your commands without answering back?

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Veninde In reply to rockchick89 [2009-07-18 13:36:14 +0000 UTC]

Just because she looks retarted doesn't mean she is.

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