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[2005-10-27 02:24:05 +0000 UTC]
"Sami J"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 3639; Deviations: 162; Watchers: 137
Watching: 357; Pageviews: 57195; Comments Made: 5243; Friends: 357
# Interests
Favorite movies: PIXAR, Road to El Dorado, Oliver & Company, Gremlins, El OrfanatoFavorite bands / musical artists: Placebo, Train
Favorite writers: PV Brett, Patrick Rothfuss, Tad Williams
Tools of the Trade: Flash & sewing machine
Other Interests: Cats, Fruit Monsters, cosplay, anime, manga, fairies
# About me
Cosplayer, love fantasy novels, and working towards a degree in biomedical or tissue engineering.# Comments
Comments: 1726
I Think by now I just assume it after years of every girl putting it in their profile that they're "bisexual" as if to say "hey I know we have no interests and we can't be friend's, but...I'm bisexual. SO ANY OTHER INFORMATION IS NULL AND VOID!"
Oh and SLCC I guess they give away abunch of free passes according to my friends via their social networks (Google+, Facebook, etc.) though I'm still kinda debating it, but I'm curious as to what that scene is like as well since only starting up and haven't heard a pip in their world of cosplay. Man, talking about cosplay and cons feels so much more nerdy to me then alot of things.
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Eh, didn't feel like making another new comment box thing or whatever, but James is down to be donut cop, but looks like I'll be Wynchel since he's taller, which means I gotta make two round pastry characters next year. Lovely, like BMO's with human arms...lovely. Also I want to do abunch of police brutality pictures now.
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That was the early 2000's or so redesign offbranch that came about. Much more sensible vs. the one from past years in the sense she's wearing more clothes and has weapons.
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Much less slutty! Haha
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Kid's gotta learn about anatomy eventually anyways. So thank you scantily clad females for helping my metaphorical son that I'm using right now as an example to to say "hey you got a boner, now hide it or you will be laughed at it and it will be awkward for everyone." Plus in the age of porn and other things being highly sexualized, there's almost a goddamn demand that boy's gotta hit puberty at like...9.
Speaking of kids hitting puberty, NDK starts tomorrow.
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Haha, I think that NDK comment was before you asked if it's this weekend or next, haha
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I Honestly don't even remember that one happening. Like after being attacked by children I remember no past rapes that happened to me. I Also have to say looking at my costume that I did do a damn good job, which...terrifies me? And you're watching me get raped! WHERE WERE YOU TO ASSASSINATE MY RAPIST?! WHERE WERE YOU?!?!
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Standing next to him laughing. I remember it, because he didn't believe me when I told him you'd grab the cane, haha
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Stick something inside me and you'll regret it. Words I'll die by. Well, that and if you're in a Smart Car and you're at a red light, I want to push over your car so badly and then cheer and drive off as if nothing happened.
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Hahaha, I want a Smart Car! But not right now...ride is still, bleh, and it won't compete with my current V6 engine, haha
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What? Why? Those cars are so stupid looking! Like say you're in Denver or whatever and for some reason a riot breaks out because I don't know...someone dropped their frozen yogurt or whatever, the riotous crowd will be looking to turn something over. Will they A. look at the truck B. the economy classed 4 door or C. the tiny ass car that can be flipped over and possibly carried over their heads so they can toss it at a window and steal some TV's? If I was in the riotous crowd it would be C easily. Those cars are just so dumb looking and...well, European? I Don't know.
And what's your saucy whip that you be riding in because you a gangsta, baby?
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Haha, once I have a Smart Car, I'll be driving it nowhere in the city, haha. But first, Mini Cooper before Smart Car too. I'll be the person in some fancy tree house or cabin in the middle of the woods where I can commune with bears and moose and shit, ha. So, after I become famous for developing real limbs and such.
'98 Toyota Camry, yo. And used to have only one hub cap, but when I went to get the car balanced after rotating the tires, they took off the hub and tossed it away 
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I'm sure bears and moose's (mooseses?) would fuck that shit up as well. It looks like a giant hunched up dying animal or goddamn boulder that almost demands to be pushed off a cliff and into a lake where the bear and moose would high five afterwards. Plus did we not learn anything from the film Grizzly Man? Bears be dicks, unless you're developing robot limbs like in the Lindsey Lohan cinematic tour de force "I Know Who Killed Me" where she has a robot arm and you plan to use said robot arm to fuck up nature and make Grizzly Man 2: The Grizzlnator.
Did you have your tires rotated by thugs? Maybe they were like "yo dawg, I heard you be thuggin in this car so we took off the hubcap so you be thuggin when you drivin aroun and thuggin."
I Like how these discussions just spiral into madness.
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Madness is one of the many ways to cope with tourists in my family's store. That and the idiots in my Macroeonomics class...basing that assumption off the fact that they couldn't pass around a folder to make sure everyone turned in their homework. Most unorganized path it took. And then, since I do my reading assignments, I sit bored in the review lecture...buh
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Oh my madness is from having no social life from elementary to middle school and being raised on VH1 and such with very little adult supervision and so insanely wanting someone to talk (or scream at) over the things I see and watch and not meant that once I got a posse in high school it just kept building up in my interest in seeing and saying things that I do to make up for lost time. That's where all my stupid thoughts came from since I was raised on pop culture. BAM! PSYCHOANALYZED THAT SHIT!
Though because of that and my knowledge of the 70's, 80's and 90's pop culture, I get EVERY reference to Simpsons. So yay for me.
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Well uhhh....side collisions would be fatal
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What the fuck is that? It's like a jeep for pussies or better yet a mail car for cool people? Goddamn that's like a PT Cruiser for young douche bags. If you're going to drive a golf cart then drive a goddamn golf cart, Regular Show has taught the world now that golf cart's are awesome.
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I never watched Simpsons and hardly do now. I'm a South Park viewer instead, haha...but I can drive south from home and reach South Park in an hour...which unfortunately isn't as exciting as the show....but there's also a North Park and I think I might be able to pitch an idea of doppleganger kids from there that the kids meet...yea? Yeah!
Haha, I was shy from a young age and the fact that my speech was delayed didn't help it much. But I finally had friends that didn't move away constantly when I was in middle school. So, I'm just a step behind in the entertainment-of-self aspect.
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Old Simpsons from like season 3-12 or so is amazing. Like as a child to a grown ass child that shit was my jam alongside Ace of Base, but even then i still enjoy South Park as well...speaking of which since you are a Colorado resident, you have been to Casa Bonita's right? I Find it really sad that the front of the place says "AS SEEN ON SOUTH PARK!" But whenever my friend's did go up to the mountain's and see South Park we expected something more...I don't know "developed" I guess like in the show. And I figure North Park, ironically all the kids have names like Nartmac, Nats, Yennk, and Eylk?
I Just sucked at making friend's at a young age more then anything, like I lacked any real ways to express myself or feel comfortable with my hobbies since I got along with the teacher's more because I knew even then the majority of music I heard was awful.
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Haha, yea...South Park has maintained old mountain town look. If you want developed, Summit is better...but don't do Breckenridge because that's for tourists that don't know shit about really great mountain views. Fuck, I look out my living room window to see a gorgeous lake with mountains; and I can do it from the Starbucks I'm at right now too, ha.
Actually, I've never been to Casa Bonita...my parents never thought of it as necessary to go there, haha. But it's basically a Mexican Chucky Cheese, haha. But...I'm sure a good number of their patrons are there because of South Park, so obviously they can't let that go and need a sign to make it more obvious (but then again...tourists don't seem to connect dots very well...probably lack of oxygen?) Speaking of which, did you feel like you were drinking air in Atlanta?! I did, but I'm not sure if it's more because I'm used to dry air, ha.
Haha, I would make one friend and each year that friend moved away. So, naturally I was a teacher's pet because there was a guarantee they wouldn't betray me and move away after a year. Hell, the janitor at my elementary school was like my best friend, haha.
Golf carts!!! Woohoo!!! Always wanted a golf cart before it became cool, ha.
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Man, you live really out of the way. I Can't help, but feel every drive to a con is a journey.
Casa Bonita's I've went to before it was cool, which in all honesty was never that place...like it has so many things going on that it has to be breaking some kind of health code violation. I Mean it's a fucking fully working waterfall indoors and it has three levels that and the cave they have there to explore is always just a spot for people to goddamn rip one out, suffice to say I think it is one of the place's in Colorado you kinda have to go now merely because it's been here for decades and now South Park has immortalized it. Speaking of Colorado and air or lack thereof, whenever I leave Colorado in general it always feels like that scene from Inception where Joseph Gordan Levitt is in the first part of Cillian Murphy's dream and the hallways and everything is constantly moving. So if that's what you mean then yes, there's so much air and humidity that it kinda blows my mind literally. Like walking down narrow hallways and I kinda felt it more or even sitting down for too long.
Oh my janitor at my elementary school was named Charlie, he was wicked awesome. Since I was Asian he loved to discuss martial arts films with me and none of my friends moved around that time I just sucked at talking to people or really coming. I'm curious if everyone who grew up nerdy had these exact same interactions with people though one of my teacher's from high school is still one of my best friend's and we occasionally hang out. Though before then I was never a teacher's pet because after 4thd grade literally all my teacher's from there onto maybe the 8th grade they were all straight up cunts, enough so I was debating on looking up my 6th grade biology teacher Ms.Tellinger and slashing her tires because she made an ass of me in class. Things like that sorta leave an impression on you as you grow up it seems...
I Don't think I've ever wanted to tip over a golf cart, I don't think it ever insulted me by being on the road and basically saying "Hey guys! I'm one of you!" Also off topic (if that's possible), but did you ever play the Assassin's Creed III: Tyranny of King Washington? It's on sale right now and debating if worth the purchase.
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Haha, it doesn't seem very far actually; driving 30 minutes to go somewhere is about average...and an hour is pretty easy, ha.
Just spent an entire afternoon trying to set up my parent's tvs to get ready for the switch to digital (comcast cable sucks balls). So frustrating, but got most of it set up...still have to get a tech over because half the channels of the package show up as "One Moment Please" messages. So...I'm watching Superstar on the Roku. Thinking I'm going to try and buy my mom a Roku tomorrow as a surprise for her upstairs tv since she doesn't care much for the tv, haha.
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I Was thinking worse for some reason, so not too bad.
Superstar meaning the Saturday Night Live skit turned movie? That's so...um, I'm trying to think of the words but all I can think of is just "why?" Also it's ironic, because past few days all I can think of is Wayne's World and how that movie has aged better then people give it credit for. Unless you're not talking "that" Superstar in which case disregard, only other thing I can think of with the title Superstar is Chance Pop Session and I know that's waaaaaay off. Also digital now? Wowzers...
And this is going to sound weird, but after DragonCon I have (what James calls) PPD AKA Post Party Depression. Like I really miss that goddamn chaos. Is that unusual? And my friend asked if I want to go to Salt Like Comic Con since she lives in Utah for next year. I feel like a junkie now.
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Haha, the SNL skit movie. Needed a dumb movie to zone out and veg on the couch with my cat, haha
PPD is legit. I had it real bad after DCC this past May. Dragon Con, I had some, but not as much as DCC. Think part of it was that I was rooming 15 minutes away with a stress case, heh.
Have you ever seen My Awkward Sexual Adventure? It has some amusing parts.
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DCC I was fine, I enjoyed it, but after the main floor closed there felt like shit to do. There was no Booty Denver Comic Con or whatever at 3:30AM like Dragon Con or just straight up drunken jackassery with girls in outfits that say "HEY! MY BODY IS AWESOME! ADMIRE IT NERDS!". Though yeah I figure your stressed roomie didn't help you enjoy Dragon Con to the fullest, but at least you got to do the aquarium thing which sounded awesome.
I Haven't seen My Awkward Sexual Adventure, I know it's on Netflix just from the cover, but I got a huge backlog of blu's and DVD's and assorted TV I got to get to (the adventures of Don Draper and Walter White) so I still got to watch, plus alot of the movies on Netflix are...worth missing out on. Especially the many straight to DVD teen sex movies, which are usually groan inducing, but then again I could never get into American Pie so maybe that's my fault. Though if you haven't, watch The League.
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Yea, DCC was pretty straight forward with closing down each night, but it's in the convention center; whereas Dragon Con and NDK are in hotels, so things don't close down. But Dragon Con is adult version of NDK because it's not all "family friendly" crazed. Buuuuut, that doesn't stop some of the drinking and awful clothing options...but still...the rules enforced are too much.
Haha, one day I hope to do a certain Ringo cosplay, but it'll be the least amount of clothing ever. But it would be appreciated by the nerds because my ego stroking relies heavily on the "MY BODY IS AWESOME! ADMIRE IT NERDS!" thought process, haha.
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Yeah, I enjoy the "party don't end until people go to sleep" mentality, which in itself sounds like a Christian pop song. Also I'm usually I guess a bit of prude in terms of drunken jack assery (I think being straight edge kinda does that), but there was something awesome about the nerdy drunken debauchery at Dragon Con. It might've been the high amounts of oxygen or something, but there was the mentality of "FUCK YEAAH!" or it might've been the costume, I don't know.
A scandalous OH Great! cosplay? Madness! I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say the H-Kamen version with the bag on the head and basically pink ribbons covering the scandalous parts? That would...certainly be a jaw dropper on the realm of a few people are probably going to be jerking it to that when they go to their rooms.
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Haha, yes that one! Haven't looked at the design in a while, but I'll probably alter it enough to allow for dance tights, haha. Nip slips I don't care as much about, but other slips, no thank you, haha.
It could have been because you were around a bunch of drunken nerdy people; I like that crowd better than just a regular drunk crowd (unless it was the night I was at Ullr's and the bar broke into song when Queen came on the new fan-dangled jupebox. But otherwise, I don't like going out and having a drink in public on my own because no one ever approaches me...kinda just stays a single thing. Whereas a con, do that alone and you get a group of people cheering for you, drinking or not.
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I Think you kinda have to alter it because that costume is basically on par with "Hey this series isn't a hentai...unless you want it to be." I Think the anime censored it a SMALL bit by having black covers around the boobage area, but even then it'll be a weird sexualized fever dream with everything else when you count the roller blades in as well, kinda like Xanadu. The musical roller skating movie from the future with soundtrack by Olivia Newton John!
I Think more it was a joyous ruckus crowd. Like no one there was a straight up prick when getting wasted there, which was awesome versus a bar where it just feels depressing as balls. Though yeah the costume did help, otherwise I think I'd be awkwardly wandering aimlessly. Though now I feel I have to make a cosplay that can brave drunk crowds now. Plus I didn't get as many cheers as I did "WTF?!" stares. Oh man, Yaya will live on in my head not for her cosplays, but her look of confusion.
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Have you ever felt like Yaya's make-up is similar to that of a drag queen's? After watching the episodes of Heroes of Cosplay, all I do is stare at her makeup and boobs. Like...it's okay for her cosplays, but for a more daily look, it's more extreme than I'd prefer, ha
Looking at the straps, can definitely do dance tights because I can alter the waist on the tights to hide the edge under the straps. But the top half would be dependent on heavy double-sided tape, haha. Definitely need to make sure I'm on a tight diet and exercise program for a few months though, haha.
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I Always feel all Asian girl's are heavy on the make up in general because...well, it's such a blank canvas. Like the faces are so flat that really you can make anything work hence why whenever I see a Korean woman I always ask my friend Jesse if it's his mom. Is that weird? Does it sound like I'm drinking from haterade on my people? Though her boobs...yeah, they are pretty nice.
Is this something you're going to bring to a con next year or try to? I Kinda thought Vampirella was pushing it for you, but you went from 0 to "HEY! ASSHOLES THIS BODY I HAVE...YOU CAN LOOK, BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH! SO EITHER PUT IT IN THE SPANK BANK OR GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS BECAUSE YOU WON'T SEE ANYTHING BETTER AFTER THIS!" It's just so gutsy, gutsy enough that I put my hand on my mouth as if to somehow express "oh my!"
And I still haven't seen Heroes of Cosplay, I feel if I watch it I'll be infuriated.
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If you watch the show, just make the fake drama fights into some kind of stupid game. I only enjoy it for the cosplays, but other than that...it's a poor attempt at showing off the culture.
Haha, my friend Jamie bashes on Latinas and Mexicans (especially Mexicans since she's Latina), haha.
Really? Witchblade isn't close? Haha Or even random caped lady with electrically taped boobies?
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I Feel that's all reality shows, unless it involves Ducks and some sort of Dynasty. I Always hoped Storage Wars was about people opening storages and finding like a mummy inside and now they got to stop a curse, sadly that doesn't seem to be the case and it's just depressed people opening up a storage full of wire hangers.
To be fair I bash on Mexicans as well, I told my friend Gabe's sister "Good job, you're 23 and don't have a single kid let alone four from a random partner. You're breaking the mold of your people!" I Think I'm just a joke, but it made her laugh so all worked out.
And I meant for you. Since you were commenting on the sluttacularness of Vampirella's "costume" and electrical boobie tape lady was just trashy,,, mostly because I didn't know what it was so I really just shrug. That Witchblade though...she was thick in the right areas. Man, I feel creepy just typing that.
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Favorite Storage Wars person is Barry. He obviously does it as a hobby to collect anything new and valuable. Other than that, everyone else is subpar compared to him.
Haha, that is a good bash though. Jamie brings it up frequently about how much she hates her culture's obsession with pregnancy and kids, and then not raising the kid properly and what not. Although, my favorite times are when she's frustrated and she starts a slur of Spanglish.
Hahaha, ohhhh. Yeah, if I do that cosplay, it's going nowhere near my personal facebook page because my family would be too shocked. My grandma hardly approved my assassin, haha. But yes, Witchblade was well shaped!
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I've never watched Storage Wars, merely for the fact I don't watch any reality shows is it's because I know I'll be disappointed. Like I think my friend was telling me how there was one about an exterminator for pest control and dreamed or wished he did it all bare handed. Like someone calls about a hornet's nest at their house and he punches the shit out of it. Sadly, I know I won't get one.
Me and my friend just like to trade racial quips. He was also angry at 16 and pregnant because they always only have one kid on that show and it's not...well "real Mexican struggle". Also he has a constant case of yellow fever so his family sees me as the only Asian who hasn't broken his heart. That or I tell his son to stay away from Asian girls because bitches be crazy.
I Said it to James a few times at Dragon Con, but I didn't get a chance to say it to you, but everytime I saw a girl with a big ol ass at the con I would immediatly say "Dat ass made of jelly because jam don't shake like that." I Regret not saying that when I saw that Witchblade. So I guess Dragoncon maybe best place for Ringo mostly because the further people know of that the better?
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Yea, Ringo would have to be a Dragon Con outfit because it'd be able to be more accepted, haha. Definitely can't do her for NDK or even DCC.
Yea, I try to avoid most dramatic reality shows; although my favorite is Toddlers and Tiaras because I love seeing the pageant dresses. But I already know I want to ruin kid pageants by entering my own future kid, and making awesome little outfits like the little kid Vashes, Master Chiefs, and such. That...or start off with a family cosplay for conventions of crazy pageant mom with bratty pageant kid to make fun of them...and then if the kid wanted to enter a pageant in the future, all outfits would be cosplay related.
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Everytime I read the words NDK I keep thinking you're saying "Nigga don't know" then I remember what it really means, but go with the illusion anyways.
Also even at Dragoncon I feel majority of people won't get the reference, but really won't care. Though I want to do awkward cosplay group of you in that and me in Cinnamon Bun just to see what kinda people, which person gets.
Aren't those pageants more of a Southern thing? Plus that show feels so trashy, like Project Runway I dare say if given a choice I can watch because I can admire the craftsmanship. It's either that or my ex has made me think I like that show when I really shouldn't because there's no explosions involved ever. Also when I think of family cosplaying I just think of this youtu.be/7zWNJHS9PBE?t=3m10s Though I have no right to judge because my friend named his son Clark Wayne Kennedy and I found it awesome...and still do.
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Haha, well that is an awesome name. When it's something more inspirational and stuff, reference names like that are way cool, and the kid can't be teased as much when the name sounds normal on its own. When kids have reference names that are bizarre or sound like something else, much easier to make fun of and lame for the kid. My dad fared pretty well until high school/college. He goes by his middle name since his first is my granddad's name...and it was a family name too, but my grandparents didn't know he was going to be in a generation of drugs, so people always teased him and asked if he was "Stoned" all the time. And SJ's mom named him after a movie...such a long name...don't blame him for going by his initials, haha.
Bwahaha, found Mariah....stalking time!
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Oh and Kaz has been emailing me any pics he finds me because...you know, cosplay makes you egomaniacal. Anyways he sent me this so thus in turn I've found a picture of you as well via twitter or where ever.
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And looking up pictures of myself is really upsetting especially on this site because...well, I'm going to straight up sound like a fucking asshole, but I don't need one person taking over 5 shots of the exact same costume especially when it doesn't look like it was made from blood, anger and ruined floors.
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Haha, and of course dA fails to even tell me of this message here.
Hahaha, yeah. For the number of pictures you got, they have little variation in them
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Hey I know you!
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Actually I don't. I Just know you as Tara's friend whom in turn is Kaz's girlfriend, in short...GOOD ENOUGH! Unless you're not, in which case disregard those last three sentences and just accept my thanks for the fave. and go see Pacific Rim because it was delightful and now I'm hopped up on thoughts of another amazing Guillermo Del Toro movie.
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You got it right! Lol
I'm going to try and see Pacific Rim this weekend 
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Huzzah. Detective work condensed to assumptions and eyebrow twitching has paid off!
It's definitely a guy movie in that for the most part every guy with a childhood has been dreaming of this movie for years. Where the trailer has to have you as if by the end it's saying "Yeah?" and the only correct answer is "FUCK YEAH!" Case in point, I wanted to high five my friends after certain scenes so badly.
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Most definitely a boy's dream come true, that movie (yet to see it still, but the trailers are enough to tell, haha).
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The hell?! Seeing it for the third time this Saturday and I'm taking a friend and I told her (possibly demand, I don't know, I always sound like I'm yelling) that there will be certain scenes where we must high five because grinning idiotically cannot sustain the weird joy this film brings.
THOUGH I have friend's who brought their wives and who are...non overly nerdy and they approved of the film. So it is in fact female approved as well! I Like how I'm trying to sell you this movie as if Guillermo Del Toro has me chained up in an attic.
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Oh, I love Guillermo's work. So no worries for trying to sell it to me, hahaha
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And that man can't make a single bad film. Well, unless he's producing because Don't Be Afraid of the Dark suuuuucked.
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I didn't see Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, but I also didn't hear great reviews. I just remember a lot of people were coming out saying it wasn't scary, but Del Toro doesn't do scary; he does thrillers. Granted, the hand guy from Pan's Labyrinth was unsettling. And I don't think Don't Be Afraid of the Dark was a part of the sibling group: Devil's Backbone - older brother, Pan's Labyrinth - middle sister, The Orphanage - little brother.
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I Like how this discussion spans weeks now. It's almost like an epic...in comment form.
Anyways, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark he merely produced and it also suffers from the greatest handicap of them all, starring Katie Holmes. That girl seems to be hired just for screaming and staring longingly while talking in a calm voice and even then she does all those things terribly. Plus yes I agree Guillermo Del Toro doesn't do scary as much as he does suspense, but that movie tries to be a horror film with as many jump scares as it tries to cram in it as possible and the overall premise of having the most unlikeable characters that you really wish would die. The little girl in the film was on par with the stupid kids in Jurassic Park in me hoping they would die merely so they wouldn't be on camera wasting time from...uh...
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You know, fuck that movie as a whole. No one was likeable and it left me wanting to fall asleep in protest. And I dare say Blade II is closest to a Guillermo Del Toro full on horror movie. This has been Danny screams at movies angrily.
And Orphanage he produced as well, but that was awesome merely for how that movie took it's time and didn't give a shit how it was paced, but it was a fantastic pay off minus the ending dragging on. Wow, this has been a long comment...
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Yeck, so glad I didn't spend my time on that movie then, haha.
I just watched Four Rooms (?) It was one of those director/writer combo movies of Tarantino, Rodriguez, etc.. Amazingly ridiculous. My friend and I came home after going out for the night, and her roommate was watching it...very confused, ha. But once we found out it was a combo from that group, everything made perfect sense, haha.
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