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XPasta ♂️ [35482892] [2015-04-24 03:43:19 +0000 UTC] "Thicc" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 780; Deviations: 26; Watchers: 33

Watching: 65; Pageviews: 6068; Comments Made: 609; Friends: 65

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Too many to name
Favorite movies: Guardians of the Galaxy | Earth to Echo | Mulan | Zootopia | A Cat in Paris | Home | Hachi | Kiki's Delivery Service | My Neighbor Totoro | Spirited Away | The Cat's Return | Wolf Children | Ponyo
Favorite TV shows: The Blacklist
Favorite bands / musical artists: Boyinaband | Madeon | Imagine Dragons | Two Door Cinema Club | Foster the People | Bastille | The Chainsmokers | The Script | Porter Robinson | Panic! At The Disco | Twenty One Pilots
Favorite books: Stories on Wattpad
Favorite writers: People on Wattpad
Favorite games: Animal Crossing | Life Is Strange | The Walking Dead
Favorite gaming platform: 3Ds | PS3
Tools of the Trade: iPad | hands/fingers | sketchbook pro | my own tears
Other Interests: Gay things

# About me


we're married.

i love Holly so much tbh ♥
free useless info click here to learn more!!



# Comments

Comments: 259

gaymew In reply to ??? [2016-06-26 04:49:45 +0000 UTC]

SCREAM????????

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gaymew In reply to ??? [2016-06-26 04:38:09 +0000 UTC]

YOU BROKE MY SOUL AND NOODLE Y OU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT--

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-06-26 04:48:44 +0000 UTC]

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ALREADY BROKEN

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gaymew In reply to XPasta [2016-06-26 04:49:26 +0000 UTC]

YOU BROKE THE 1% I HAD

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-06-26 04:52:02 +0000 UTC]

YOU STILL FUCKING LIED TO ME???????????

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gaymew In reply to XPasta [2016-06-26 04:54:33 +0000 UTC]

why does it look like she's licking tentacles I didn't know she had a kink for them does she like calamari???

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-06-26 04:55:08 +0000 UTC]

: )))))))))))

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gaymew In reply to ??? [2016-06-26 04:27:06 +0000 UTC]

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS SIN YOU GAY DIPSHIT

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-06-26 04:28:43 +0000 UTC]

I'M SORRY

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gaymew In reply to XPasta [2016-06-26 04:30:17 +0000 UTC]

I FUC KI N G KNEW IT WAS SIIIIIIIINNN NNNNNNNNNNNN

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-06-26 04:49:43 +0000 UTC]

: )

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HomoSenpaiDesu In reply to ??? [2016-06-24 16:26:16 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the watch yo!

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XPasta In reply to HomoSenpaiDesu [2016-06-24 16:31:08 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome!

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MadiiCake In reply to ??? [2016-06-19 00:48:14 +0000 UTC]

:cionkittyglompplz: Thanks so much for the fave~!

I appreciate it

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XPasta In reply to MadiiCake [2016-06-19 22:29:42 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! You deserve it!

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XPasta In reply to ??? [2016-05-16 05:07:57 +0000 UTC]

      Somebody once told me 

      the world was macaroni

      so I took a bite out of a tree

      it tasted kinda funny

      so I spit it at a bunny 

      and the bunny started yelling at me

      a million years later

      I turned to darth vador

      and they started shooting lasers at me

      it missed me by a mile

      but it hit my friend Kyle

      and Kyle started yelling at me

      Great cover song by gaymew

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gaymew In reply to XPasta [2016-05-16 05:13:33 +0000 UTC]

*bows*

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gaymew In reply to ??? [2016-05-03 03:37:27 +0000 UTC]

 
YOU WANN HAV A BAD TOM?????

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-05-03 04:46:47 +0000 UTC]

YES

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gaymew In reply to ??? [2016-04-24 03:28:53 +0000 UTC]

pepeerys

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-04-24 19:55:04 +0000 UTC]

peeeeepooooooo

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gaymew In reply to XPasta [2016-04-24 22:13:23 +0000 UTC]

T H A T S A  P E E P P O

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gaymew In reply to ??? [2016-04-22 06:08:48 +0000 UTC]

 

*slams table violently*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAPYRU-

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-04-22 06:41:36 +0000 UTC]

EHH EHH EHH EHH
(nervous roar exacerbate)

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gaymew In reply to XPasta [2016-04-22 06:53:10 +0000 UTC]

EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH

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gaymew In reply to ??? [2016-04-20 04:29:53 +0000 UTC]

*poke*

*waits to see what happens*

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-04-20 04:31:33 +0000 UTC]

thanks m9

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gaymew In reply to XPasta [2016-04-20 04:32:23 +0000 UTC]

o


ur welcum

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Miss-Beanut-putter In reply to ??? [2016-04-10 00:24:23 +0000 UTC]

Well, hello there!!!  Thanks for the watch!!! 

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XPasta In reply to Miss-Beanut-putter [2016-04-10 16:31:45 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome!

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XPasta In reply to ??? [2016-03-22 01:25:59 +0000 UTC]

FLASHING COLOR WARNING DOWN THERE

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vvvvvvvvvv

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gaymew In reply to ??? [2016-02-16 00:29:43 +0000 UTC]

                                                                             


       Attack of The Lennys        

                                                                               

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-02-16 01:51:30 +0000 UTC]

HOLY--

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gaymew In reply to XPasta [2016-02-16 19:26:17 +0000 UTC]

U cannot resist their power

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XPasta In reply to gaymew [2016-02-16 21:30:02 +0000 UTC]

It's too strong I

I can't fight it

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S-Frost In reply to ??? [2015-10-02 01:55:43 +0000 UTC]

more like Xmobstah

ohhhh

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XPasta In reply to S-Frost [2015-10-02 22:16:45 +0000 UTC]

Huh? X'D

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scrapzebra In reply to ??? [2015-09-13 19:28:50 +0000 UTC]

u

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XPasta In reply to scrapzebra [2015-09-13 19:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Me?
I'm fabu.

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scrapzebra In reply to XPasta [2015-09-13 19:35:23 +0000 UTC]

im fabu 2

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XPasta In reply to scrapzebra [2015-09-13 19:42:18 +0000 UTC]

Yes you are

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scrapzebra In reply to XPasta [2015-09-13 19:43:36 +0000 UTC]

yaaay~ <3























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































LONG MESSAGE BITC-//SLAPPED

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XPasta In reply to scrapzebra [2015-09-13 19:44:21 +0000 UTC]

X'DD

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scrapzebra In reply to XPasta [2015-09-13 19:45:02 +0000 UTC]

cx

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scrapzebra In reply to ??? [2015-08-24 03:22:06 +0000 UTC]

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XPasta In reply to scrapzebra [2015-08-24 03:24:23 +0000 UTC]

My dear kitten, what have you done

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scrapzebra In reply to XPasta [2015-08-24 03:27:13 +0000 UTC]

I wanted to show my master I respected him with lenny faces ;-;

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XPasta In reply to scrapzebra [2015-08-24 03:28:23 +0000 UTC]

Well guess what






















You have pleased master. 

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scrapzebra In reply to XPasta [2015-08-24 03:31:37 +0000 UTC]

I

























Am know the happiest kitten alive :'D

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XPasta In reply to scrapzebra [2015-08-24 03:34:44 +0000 UTC]

Alex is evolving...








...Alex became a starrkitty!

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