cloves [2003-10-14 15:44:40 +0000 UTC]

Why do people mistake everything I write for sexual things?
It isn't your fault...just means I have the power to control minds.
I do use penis in my art.
I need to talk to you. It is VERY important.
Well not really, but I like making it sound urgent.
Makes me feel special.

Yep.

Here have an emote.

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vikithegrate [2003-10-12 22:16:32 +0000 UTC]

it was lovely seeing you, dearie... i'm a happy camper, i've decided that employment is not for me. i'm a goddam liar, too. i wish i could go to the renn fair, but i can't operate a motor vehicle just yet. maybe my mommie will take me! i'm in a giddy mood, my dad is three states away.
hoping he gets in a wreck,
veekee

i am nearly as retarded as i look. veekee?

hearts,
victoria

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cloves [2003-10-12 16:49:06 +0000 UTC]

-looksposessive- COME HOME, or I kill the jolly midgets....ALL OF THEM! -convulses-

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raife [2003-10-10 05:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Hahah..instead of owninate....I thought that said urinate...and i thought to myself...that's a problem. I should do something about that. And then I couldn't think of what, because I don't know what to do about lian urinating, nor do I want to think about it, and so, being stupid, I read it again, because, I figured, what's the harm in reading about urination again, and then it wasn't, it was owninate, which is far better, I think, I didn't really have time to think about it because it was then I found the part of my head where I have a dent, and next to it, the bone sticks out in the back, and I thought to myself, I wonder if I could impale people with the back of my head, and I thought about that instead.

*heart*

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liankathleen [2003-10-09 03:53:05 +0000 UTC]

Next time... NEXT TIME, I shall owninate your page.

NEXT TIME.

But why does the crew steal trains biplanes paddleboats golf carts ships and automobiles?

(I really did spend all day thinking about this. )

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janieforsaken [2003-10-08 21:59:30 +0000 UTC]

hnnkik!

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janieforsaken [2003-10-08 21:58:47 +0000 UTC]

Raco, youre nothing but a little sweetheart. Of course I want you to stay at our house. Pyra is missing you anyways. When we come home from work, maybe the three of us will watch a movie. That would be nice.

Lanie


by the way...make sure no one follows you. Especially if their name begins with an R. And ends with d. And has a middle of eynar. Yes. That will do.

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cloves [2003-10-08 19:12:19 +0000 UTC]

I like that face.

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janieforsaken [2003-10-08 02:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Dear Raco--
It must be pretty bad having such a populer brother. I know how you feel. Things are the same way with Pyra. This whole....whatever this is.....is filled with letters to Reynard. What the fuck is that? He hates people. I wonder why people dont notice that. Oh well. Either way hes still a manwhore.
But how are you, Raco, sweetheart? I miss ya baby. Come upstairs. Ill make you some hot chocolate milk. If you do something for me, maybe Ill put some of those marshmellows in for you.

Lanie.

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cloves [2003-10-07 16:54:26 +0000 UTC]

Look at me, I am a deviant.

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liankathleen [2003-10-06 12:33:13 +0000 UTC]

Oppse, sorry. Your browser stole my comment twice. Damn dirty browser.

Actually, I guess it's my browsers fault.

*kicks browser*

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liankathleen [2003-10-06 12:31:46 +0000 UTC]

*spreads gratuious hordes of love all over the place*

Thought you and Reynard would like to know - the puppy boy who follows me around and steals my artbook in artclass has fallen in heterosexual man-love with Reynard through my picture of him. That very specail kind of love that happens when one of you has an impressive knife.

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liankathleen [2003-10-06 12:31:16 +0000 UTC]

*spreads gratuious hordes of love all over the place*

Thought you and Reynard would like to know - the puppy boy who follows me around and steals my artbook in artclass has fallen in heterosexual man-love with Reynard through my picture of him. That very specail kind of love that happens when one of you has an impressive knife.

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cloves [2003-10-03 12:55:42 +0000 UTC]

Dear Reynard:

Ralph is too busy stomping around to write today.
I think you scored a point or something.
Fold time so I can be awake inorder to talk to your being.
For the love of ham.

Kelli

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raife [2003-10-03 10:40:10 +0000 UTC]

*yells, really loudly, over the sound of bickering of Ralph and Reynard* YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I KNOW KASEY, AND SHE'S YOUR FRIEND, BECAUSE SHE SAYS SO, AND SO, SHE TOLD ME TO LOOK AT STUFF THAT YOU DID, AND SO I DID, AND IT'S REALLY COOL, AND YOU DRAW REALLY WELL AND STUFF. PIPE DOWN, YOU GUYS!!!! I'M TRYING TO TALK TO THIS PERSON I DON'T KNOW AND MAKE IT NOT SEEM LIKE I'M CRAZY AND I'M NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB!! ..aw, screw it. ROCK ON!

...pie.

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deaddog [2003-10-03 09:51:22 +0000 UTC]

OMFG THIS IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT TO ME AT 2 48 AM PACIFIC TIME:
a note on the pronunciation of 'Raco' and 'Reynard'
RACO- pronounced RAY-COH
REYNARD- pronounced REH-NARD
ok. i am finished. i would have put this in my journal. i will do that some other time when i am not supposed to be disemboweled in a ditch.
SKA FOREVER.

smoke opium. tip a car. i love you all.

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cloves [2003-10-02 11:50:31 +0000 UTC]

Dear Reynard:

I am going to kick you directly in the face.
Though not before I jab out your eyes with a hot poker,
and put razor blades in your soap.
Though I guess that would only work if you wash.
I don't think you do, so I guess i am going to have to put Razors...
in something else.

M...I mean Ralph...yah...Ralph.

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cloves [2003-10-02 05:55:19 +0000 UTC]

Dearest Friend Reynard:

Good thing I could give a fuck less about my dead mother.
Every waking hour you prove over and over that you are a necrophile.
That's probably because nobody else will go for you except a corpse.
That is so sad. Only in the throws of rigor mortis will you find true love.

Ralph

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cloves [2003-10-01 17:07:05 +0000 UTC]

Dear Reynard:

Jell-O shots are perhaps the gayest thing in the existence of the universe.
You are all show, I shall feast upon your gushy insides.
You gushy sad little man.

Ralph (Have you gone to the clinic lately to check for STDs, dead hookers might have a few)

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deaddog [2003-10-01 10:51:30 +0000 UTC]

i like getting little notes on here.
hearts to all of you.

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cloves [2003-09-30 22:15:51 +0000 UTC]

Hi...............

I like leaving you little notes on here.

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timebaby [2003-09-30 03:31:36 +0000 UTC]

thought i'd say hello.

hola,

adios.

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cloves [2003-09-29 13:27:10 +0000 UTC]

I just got the best idea for a picture. Now here it to hoping I can pull it off.

OMFG you are my MUSE.

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cloves [2003-09-29 04:50:36 +0000 UTC]

Lightening Storm. Shite.

-zalehandsracoacookie- "I wants to hug your guts out Racomellow!" -hides-

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tongari [2003-09-27 02:53:26 +0000 UTC]

You... YOU want to watch ME? But, but why?!
Holy cripes is your artwork fabtacular!
Thanks so much for the watchness!
I'll return the favor big time! watch you too!

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cloves [2003-09-26 16:30:05 +0000 UTC]

YES...poor Steve...HE TALKED TO A FELT PUPPY...and now he is insane.

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thelonegunman [2003-09-26 06:08:57 +0000 UTC]

i love the hands too, they are bigggg and i wanna do something with them soon

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liankathleen [2003-09-22 12:52:00 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm, pizza.

Mmm to pizza made yet more tastier by the underworld.

Uuuuuuunderwooooooorld piiiiiiiiiizza......

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cloves [2003-09-21 18:25:33 +0000 UTC]

Eating chips from Monter(r)ey and thinking about you.

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liankathleen [2003-09-20 04:27:38 +0000 UTC]

Hey! Just dropping by to remind you that I'm alive and that you're cool, because having you forget that would be a horrible injustice.

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devart-critic [2003-09-19 11:05:19 +0000 UTC]

What the hell did you do to the dog.

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ooparisuoo [2003-09-19 08:51:17 +0000 UTC]

Hiyo Abbe, just stoppin by *huggles and skips off*

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vikithegrate [2003-09-15 04:07:18 +0000 UTC]

would you like a stimulating job in food service?

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greensprout [2003-09-12 01:17:21 +0000 UTC]

*pokes the deaddog* Heyas...if you are still interested in the music thing... send me a note with a snail mail addy or something... I am compiling a wonderous list of addresses. And oh yes, which option did you prefer? I want to say the superfantastic Mix option...but I cannot remember. Hmm.

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cloves [2003-09-11 13:51:05 +0000 UTC]

Chirp. I am going to comment here just because I can.... this is my new favorite emote.

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timebaby [2003-09-10 09:38:15 +0000 UTC]

but seriously, thank you for the comments, they're very uplifting. and they make me blush.
merci.(that's about all the french i remember at the moment)
muchas gracias.(there we go, the language of the desert badlands antoniobanderas, magnificent creatures they are.)
i dont know what im talking about either.

thank you!

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timebaby [2003-09-10 09:24:34 +0000 UTC]

thank you abbe! i'll get your picture someday... WHEN YOURE ASLEEP AND NOT LOOKING! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! TOH-HOHO!!! Mwahaha! Toh-hoho. mwah. toh. >clears throat<

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cloves [2003-09-09 15:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Safety dancing involves smaller sized people AKA midgets and a kilt. Then you skip along...and that is petty much it. Reynard is out to GET Ralph, I sense it....but get in what way?!?! DUNDUNDUN I sincerely don't know what I am talking about, so I will be quiet.

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thelonegunman [2003-09-08 06:37:53 +0000 UTC]

pssst. this is a super secret link to anyone watching me: [link]

and black menthol is my current aim name.

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cloves [2003-09-02 12:36:23 +0000 UTC]

-Clickwhirrhug- I am a robot!

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aerindreah [2003-09-01 23:18:44 +0000 UTC]

Click! Whirrrr.

You do not know the horrors of PA, then. It is filled with elderly people whose skin is comparable to that of a rhino's foot... The foot's skin peeling and being infected with fungus. Yes, a wonderful place to pick-a-nick.

Har.

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aerindreah [2003-09-01 21:33:29 +0000 UTC]

It wouldn't be a free country if you couldn't sleep until 4:30PM.
Why would someone name a cafe after bagels? I'd name it the breakdancing nun, or some series of inappropriate words, perhaps... Does this Bagel Cafe, by any chance, sell bagels? For if it rules the land of deli, then it is improperly named, unless bagels are included somewhere on the menu. Bagels are yay. Deli meats are notnotnot.

Anyway... I swear, I'm drawing Reynard as soon as I [getoffmylazybum] [pack] [have a bagel]. I swear. Honestly. Truly. Really.

(Wasting space on your comments page.)

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greensprout [2003-09-01 21:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Avast....

you shall be watched.


yarrrr.......

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liankathleen [2003-08-31 03:18:39 +0000 UTC]

Dude... little hearts... I actually collect undying love. I have a contract from My Bitch Boy Derek, which gives me the right to whore out his undying love for profit.

The little kids were scary. I went with my sibling:

Sibling: Are you done yet?
Self: I still have six hundred pictures to scan and send all over the universe.
Sibling: Oh, okay, then.
Little Kids: You're really nice to your sister. It's because she can kick your ass, isn't it?
Sibling: *Hangs head in shame*

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liankathleen [2003-08-30 18:39:45 +0000 UTC]

IT IS SCANNED!!!! [link] Go on, be impressed.

This library is scary, and full of children.

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liankathleen [2003-08-30 05:06:40 +0000 UTC]

Her face is even more beautiful in real life.

*is currently using paint with newly installed wacom*

It seemed the tiny children kidnapped the librarian, and the library was closed today. It said on the door it'd be open tomorrow from 1 - 3. Damn living in a small town where the library is open whenever the librarian feels like coming in.

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killskerry [2003-08-29 17:52:22 +0000 UTC]

Sorry I disappeared last night...computer DIED.
And not only does reynard pick on the muses but the unicorns too???
When will his ass like qualities end???

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