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grominatrix [3567704] [2006-11-17 00:03:45 +0000 UTC] "a crisp and refreshing black man" (United States)

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# About me

hello!

# Comments

Comments: 292

grominatrix In reply to ??? [2008-07-12 02:06:28 +0000 UTC]

BUT WHERE IS MY SWIMSUIT?

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-12 04:25:45 +0000 UTC]

MY ROOM


I STOLES IT.

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-12 20:49:19 +0000 UTC]

ooh, you killed it

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-14 03:13:39 +0000 UTC]

nah, i hid it.

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-14 17:26:07 +0000 UTC]

Not what I meant. I meant that you killed the flow.

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-15 00:48:59 +0000 UTC]

i kill many things.


LIKE BEARS.

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-15 01:06:10 +0000 UTC]

Don't kill my bears ):

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-15 04:35:39 +0000 UTC]

i wouldn't.

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-15 04:42:46 +0000 UTC]

good

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-15 04:48:11 +0000 UTC]

i'd say.

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-15 04:51:54 +0000 UTC]

But I said it first.

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-15 04:52:56 +0000 UTC]

how are you? >.>

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-15 04:56:00 +0000 UTC]

Tired. It's 12:54 a.m. in good ol' ohio.

THIS IS THE LARGEST DAMN COMMENT THREAD EVER, and, how are you?

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-15 05:01:41 +0000 UTC]

it's a good size thread.
i'm okay.
i've a shitty job kinda.

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-15 05:03:22 +0000 UTC]

What is it and why so?

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-15 06:39:16 +0000 UTC]

i work it in a lumber yard/hardware store.
packing boards all day, sorting them, stacking them, walking and standing in the HOT HOT sun all day. i've many wounds all ready.

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-15 13:31:06 +0000 UTC]

I would MUCH rather do that than my current job (which is rather mundane in comparison, I'm a cashier). I applied as a stocker but I guess they figured I wouldn't be able to handle it, what with me having a vagina and all.

But, you know, at least you'll be very fit by the end of the summer, so that's good, right? And you can always tell the ladies that the wounds are from your daring career as a professional bear wrestler.

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-16 03:34:01 +0000 UTC]

"...at least you'll be very fit by the end of the summer, so that's good, right? And you can always tell the ladies that the wounds are from your daring career as a professional bear wrestler."
and it didn't work, dang.

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-16 15:47:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you mean telling me of your bear wrestling? You mentioned killing bears, not fighting them. And you said nothing of your wounds being related to bears.

And who ever said that I'm a lady?

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-17 02:26:02 +0000 UTC]

i was kidding.

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-17 04:10:18 +0000 UTC]

It was in a poorly executed fashion.

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-17 07:36:26 +0000 UTC]

but it's not a joke, those need to be executed perfectly.
kidding doesn't have to be.

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ohdarn In reply to grominatrix [2008-07-16 00:57:44 +0000 UTC]

i've told you all of those things all ready >.>

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grominatrix In reply to ohdarn [2008-07-16 01:03:32 +0000 UTC]

What are you talking about?

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FAST-ARTur In reply to ??? [2008-06-26 13:56:19 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav

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cardgamerdebu [2008-06-25 14:44:42 +0000 UTC]

Hiya, G-lady! Thankyou for stopping by!

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grominatrix In reply to cardgamerdebu [2008-06-26 01:15:00 +0000 UTC]

Not a problem! Thanks for thanking me!

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JimbosbabyStock [2008-06-24 19:28:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav

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hishy In reply to ??? [2008-06-16 02:29:56 +0000 UTC]

dude so

i will punch you in your multiple faces if you dont come to my party :U

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grominatrix In reply to hishy [2008-06-17 21:47:20 +0000 UTC]

You don't have enough fists.

also: I'm going to see if I can trade shifts with someone, and if not, then I am 'hacking up a lung'.

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obaa-chan In reply to grominatrix [2008-06-21 19:40:14 +0000 UTC]

you're like perpetually doing that so like.... you can always use that as an excuse yknow.

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fromunda-du-fromage In reply to ??? [2008-06-08 12:45:43 +0000 UTC]

KABRAGH! KABRAGH!

Ummm... I don't really know, but I just wanted to make a random comment.

Have a !

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Gbaas In reply to ??? [2008-06-02 06:03:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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obaa-chan In reply to ??? [2008-05-22 14:33:36 +0000 UTC]

gromjournal

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grominatrix In reply to obaa-chan [2008-05-22 16:48:55 +0000 UTC]

gromment

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grominatrix In reply to obaa-chan [2008-05-22 16:48:06 +0000 UTC]

WHOOPS

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grominatrix In reply to obaa-chan [2008-05-22 16:47:58 +0000 UTC]

gomment.

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voodoo-filth In reply to ??? [2008-05-21 23:23:21 +0000 UTC]

You have a very promising gallery. Nice work!

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grominatrix In reply to voodoo-filth [2008-05-22 14:01:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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fromunda-du-fromage In reply to ??? [2008-05-08 02:32:55 +0000 UTC]

MWAHAHA!

I carry your phone-baby!

You can reach it at 1-800-EAT-KIDS.

Hope you're having a great day!

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grominatrix In reply to fromunda-du-fromage [2008-05-08 18:26:45 +0000 UTC]

Ho-lee damn, I was just talking about that with my mom today...I told her that this morning I felt too sick to eat anything, and then said 'Oh sh**t! I think I might be phone-pregnant!'


(Words are censored to keep deviantart from getting blocked at school because of language)

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fromunda-du-fromage In reply to grominatrix [2008-05-08 19:57:19 +0000 UTC]

Hehe... I'm *almost* tempted to write random profanity on here just to be an @$$...

Hope you start feeling better though!

And perhaps you are... MWAHAHAHA!

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hishy In reply to ??? [2008-05-02 17:36:10 +0000 UTC]

okay, it was funny the first couple of times

but seriously, that was irritating.

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grominatrix In reply to hishy [2008-05-05 17:40:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to piss you off with it.

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puxxie In reply to ??? [2008-04-19 02:53:27 +0000 UTC]

hei! ur the 1st person i'll contact if im ever going to the usa! thanx!

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rose-of-paris In reply to ??? [2008-04-18 04:51:13 +0000 UTC]

i'm frightened...wont you sing me to sleep?

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grominatrix In reply to rose-of-paris [2008-04-18 17:30:04 +0000 UTC]

I think that my singing would give you nightmares.

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fromunda-du-fromage In reply to grominatrix [2008-04-23 16:19:37 +0000 UTC]

I still want to hear it though. After all, it can't be worse than my own.

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grominatrix In reply to fromunda-du-fromage [2008-04-23 17:35:34 +0000 UTC]

Maybe. I sometimes sing in the shower, you could possibly sneak up on me then

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fromunda-du-fromage In reply to grominatrix [2008-04-23 18:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm.... that does indeed sound fun

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