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[2003-06-27 22:29:41 +0000 UTC]
"carries kisses in his pockets."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 25; Deviations: 14; Watchers: 32
Watching: 24; Pageviews: 9876; Comments Made: 1248; Friends: 24
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: wade hoeferFavorite movies: high fidelity, the last kiss, party monster
Favorite bands / musical artists: pavement, george harrison, ani difranco
Favorite writers: zay amsbury, dave eggers, alan kaufman, aaron sorkin
Tools of the Trade: smith-corona; pilot p.g. extra fine
# About me
Current Residence: east bay (born and bred), californiaFavourite cartoon character: dogbert
Personal Quote: "good writers borrow from other writers; great writers steal from them outright." - sorkin
# Comments
Comments: 267
ya, that one verb is killing me, i spent all night replacing it with this and that and i've yet to be happy with it.
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what did he commission you to write about?
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sorry it took longer than a week, it didn't want to come out till recently.
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thanks for the favorite david! it always makes me really happy to see when people, especially you, like my work.
sending love.
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Oh, you were talking to the other guy.
YEAH MAN< I CAN READ< I"M SMART.
Excuse me while I go beat my head in with a glass bottle.
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Which fight was I fighting that I wasn't supposed to be fighting?
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ooh, you must've spent all day on that one.
ouch.
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he's just an ass. pay him no mind. i can't promise he'll go away, but his insults are quite ignorable.
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your instant poetry is pissing me off bitch, i always get like ten seconds over
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My English sux. Thanks for the costructive comment.
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you're a little insane, aren't you?
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I totally forgot I was on the woman's computer (1200x1024) at the time of posting that- it fits better with mine, thank crap. I'm always being told to size my shit down, though. Must be these kids with their poor eyesight. Fuck'em.
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Your ID is too long to fit the page properly, even on my hugeass resolution.
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you shouldntna dun that. 'e wuz just a boy.
whur have you been, mister? or am i just dumbtarded?
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GUESS WHAT?!!! you have been hated!
HERE'S THE UBER RULES!
1. DEAL WITH IT AND SHUT UP!
2. DON'T PASS THIS ON OR GOD WILL KILL A BABY!
3. YOU MUST IGNORE THIS MESSAGE!
4. HATE PEOPLE IN PUBLIC! PUNCH A PREACHER!
5. YOU SHOULD MOST DEFINATELY SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY!
REMEMBER, THIS IS ABOUT ME HATING YOU AND YOU DEALING WITH IT!
SO GET OUT THERE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!
*this hatred was started by ~Jesus
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thanks so much for the fav david! it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. really. or maybe that was something i ate...
much love!
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Oh yes, when using 'i' in the English language to refer to the person speaking of writing, the 'i' is capitalized. That means you write it like this: I. Not: i. That is wrong!
Skip the first grade did we?
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Yes, why? I am referring to the general use of 'I', not in your little friends 'poetry' or, if that's what you're getting at, the poetry of E.E. Cummings.
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Hi, ever heard of e.e. cummings?
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we're avoiding that little detail . . .
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I've been browsing some of the comments and what not you posted, ..., you are not just a bad writer, you are rude and unkind as well.
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Hey i just did that GeoURL thing and i noticed ur like 2 or somehting miles away, check out my site, and maybe ill IM u too, i like ur originality in what u've submitted.
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[link]
[link] (no more WSes in forums yay!)
Uh there is probably more. But yeah. Stuff's been goin on yo.
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where in the fuck have you been?
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let's call it "therapy."
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Killer dude, killer. There's been a lotta shit goin on here since you been gone. I'll have to give you a little update if you want it.
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nope, i'm no longer down that-thar-way. i'm up in my lovely bay area, once more.
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hey you...
yeah you.
umm what's up.
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moving.
only eight hundred miles, or so--not around, as such
. . . and i won't be 'til my head falls off.
but, on another note,
i met someone at the dog show.
not to mention,
the morning alarm rings . . .
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i know well the perels of moving long distance, therefore i pity you.
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Hey Orrville! Merry Christmas, honey! I'll see you on New Years' eve (that's when I'm flying up to Piedmont)! 
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i'm a fair guy, but this heat is making me absolutely crazy.
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'stupor us' was a bit of a practise piece. thanks for the comment. ten red apples your way.
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