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An-Absurd-Bird
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[2019-02-24 06:55:00 +0000 UTC]
"don't expect me to be normal"
(Mexico)
# Statistics
Favourites: 0; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 3
Watching: 18; Pageviews: 748; Comments Made: 42; Friends: 18
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: idk many too many to name!Favorite movies: A Dog's Purpose, Rio, Rio 2, & Paulie
Favorite TV shows: ugh
Favorite bands / musical artists: ehh they're all fake so...
Favorite books: A Dog's Purpose & The Lovely Bones
Favorite writers: Edgar Allan Poe & W. Bruce Cameron
Favorite games: Mario Series
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: what
Other Interests: ehh
# About me
Get to know me at your own risk.Let's Begin!
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I Devote My Life To: Birds, Family, Friends, My Education, Life(?), & Money.
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I Want To Gas:
Furries: You all deserve to be hunted and skinned alive for what you've done to the image of all animals who have undergone your repugnance. If those poor, defenseless creatures ever come to contemplate what you degenerates have created out of them, they'd surely piss on your grave in return. Hey! Ruining animals' true beauty? Yeah, no, go to the Gulag.
Anime: The Anatomy Makes Me Physically & Mentally Recoil In Cringe.
SJWs: Gross.
Feminists: Gross.
LGBT Community: The *COMMUNITY* -- So DON'T Automatically Assume I'm Homophobic; I Simply HATE The Community Itself & Its Propaganda; Also Their Idiotic Beliefs Such As "There Are More Than Two Genders" & Their Retarded Nonexistent Sexualities, Ex. Pansexuality—No, You're Simply Bisexual.
Cats: They've killed many of my pet birds as an infant.
Dog-Licking/Kissing: AGH! EW! YOU STINK! But I Can't Deny It; You're Heccin' Adorbs.
People Hiding Things From Me: I will shoot you in the gut if you spreading shite about this bird.
Inspirational Quotes/Sayings: Such a deep meaning!~ Deep? Deep my butthole.
PETA/PETA Supporters: GET. ZE. ZYKLON. B. NOW.
Politics: In Certain Circumstances.
Thots: Ew.
Cybernetics: Please go outside and breathe some air for once. You'll make your eyes as dry as a 367-year-old stone in the middle of the Mojave Desert. You blind rat.
The Belief That A Significant Individual Is More Important Than Others.
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Gender: Female.
Race: Mexican
Speaks: English & Español.
Future Career Choice: Nuclear Medicine Physician, & Possibly Investigate The Dark Web One Day.
Favorite Hobbies: Diary, Music, & Sports.
Favorite Foods: Anything Mexican!
Favorite Color: I Know It's Not A Color, But Galaxy.
Favorite Subjects: Science & History.
Favorite Music: Corridos, Cumbia, Samba, Hardbass, & Pop.
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Favorite Animal: Spix's Macaw.
Favorite Bird Breeds: All of them.
Favorite Cat Breeds: No.
Favorite Dog Breeds: Kugsha, Siberian Husky, Alaskan Malamute, German Shepherds, Saarloos Wolfdog, Utonagan, Northern Inuit Dog, Tamaskan, & Czechoslovakian Wolfdog.
Other Favorite Animal Breeds: All Reptiles (Except Turtles/Tortoises--They STINK--Also Chameleons, they're freaky), Wolves, & Dinosaurs (Another Term For Birds :v).
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I Have 15 Pet Birds: 13 Budgies & Two Cockatiels.
Their Names: Nico (C), Nini (C), Twinkie (B), Jacquelyn (B), Alfie (B), Nemo (B), Tweaker (B), Tweety (B), Twitter (B), Ozzy (B), Pixie (B), Bexley (B), Nixy (B), Pili (B), & Rio (B).
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Quote To All Darn Humanity: Respect is not something you demand, it's something you earn.
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There you have it. That's me! :v
Hate me or Love me if you wish! :)
~Plumita