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Ask-Zacharie ♂️ [26446702] [2013-04-23 07:17:35 +0000 UTC] "ALL QUESTIONS TO THE COMMENTS" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 809; Deviations: 56; Watchers: 258

Watching: 9; Pageviews: 19539; Comments Made: 325; Friends: 9

# Interests

Favorite games: Off
Favorite gaming platform: Off
Tools of the Trade: Stuff

# About me



Hello my Dears,

ask me what you please but there's a catch...



Buy Some Shit.



My second self <3 masked-merchant

My Dearest Batter askthebatter

My other batter Ask-TheBatter

My best worker I-Dont-Want-To-Burn

thy judge himself ItIsNotPoliteToJudge

my cat... self
Just a few more missing~


SHIPPINGS(?)

I will cannon any of them but in preference I choose Zacharie to be a weirdo and be beneficial to all of his friends.

Sugar
Batter
enoch
eslen

and whoever else I missed. so i'll cannon any of those with zacharie, he will NOT have a preference on who he wants the most.

Yes I do RollPlay

# Comments

Comments: 423

xXLunarsXx [2017-07-30 03:43:15 +0000 UTC]

c-come back if you aren't dead. pleasedon'tbedeadpleasedon'tbedeadpleasedon'tbedead--

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OfficerYoshOtter [2017-05-28 17:41:35 +0000 UTC]

dead account when i found it in images

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o0SnowKitten0o [2017-02-09 09:13:34 +0000 UTC]

That moment you find an ask Zacharie account but you're pretty sure it is dead ;w; rest in luck tickets

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Miaou-The-Merchant [2016-10-01 02:11:22 +0000 UTC]

Zacharie did you know swans mutated? there is a spider swan.

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ClaudiaDraws [2016-05-30 08:15:49 +0000 UTC]

Zacharie, do you like my hat? claudia375.deviantart.com/art/…

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glovannas [2015-12-28 23:16:54 +0000 UTC]

Guys, I'm pretty sure the person who runs this account is dead.
Their last upload was on June 2014 which was almost 2 years ago.

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sabrabotix In reply to glovannas [2016-06-15 00:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Aw man :C

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Katanatix [2015-11-08 00:11:07 +0000 UTC]

what do you do with those many credits? *throws more at you*

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snowlatios [2015-10-17 16:41:39 +0000 UTC]

Hey Zacharie 2 things 
1: I think your so cute! 
2: Hugs?   

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glovannas In reply to snowlatios [2016-01-23 16:57:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty sure the person who runs this account is dead.
Their last upload was on June 2014 which was almost 2 years ago.

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Miaou-The-Merchant In reply to glovannas [2016-10-12 07:53:12 +0000 UTC]

I don't care I wanna believe they are lingering somewhere.

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VaniwieldsaX-blade [2015-08-26 13:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Buenas dias, amigo! I have a question for you, dear Zacharie!

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Azuna83 [2015-08-22 19:57:59 +0000 UTC]

*buys some shit*
Color of Sadness.
M'Kay.
Imma just.
*Backs away slowly*

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Prcttyink [2015-08-22 02:18:48 +0000 UTC]

yo fuckface get yo lazy ass up and answer questions

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ciinnamon-stars [2015-08-11 01:22:54 +0000 UTC]

You are my senpai!! NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!! (I'll give you all my credits and the picture of you and Batter <3)

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miaou-purify [2015-07-18 00:32:50 +0000 UTC]

miaou

hi zacharie

im your biggest fan

can i huggle you

and buy some of your shit
 

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SkyfoxZ [2015-07-13 02:29:57 +0000 UTC]

Wait wait, are your human? Cuz the wiki says your human, but other people say your not human! *Cries in a corner* 

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CandieAndFriends [2015-06-30 14:29:35 +0000 UTC]

So..... how did you meet Sugar and Pablo? And what was your reaction when Pablo went insane and Sugar was "purified?"

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FOXYSEMPAI [2015-06-13 14:45:06 +0000 UTC]

*ties zacharie up and brings him to my place* your going to live with me now you big old meme

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Paige-Milo [2015-06-09 02:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Roleplay mister?  ]

Paige was walking around the land, and sight seeing. She then saw a shop merchant. [ u i mean]. "U-Uh, hello?"

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Miaou-master [2015-06-07 22:38:48 +0000 UTC]

z-zacharie stahp are you drunk?

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LucarioTheAuraGuard [2015-05-09 17:56:12 +0000 UTC]

I'll give you the key to a house,a car and a pool made of credits if you kiss Batter.   

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Sani-Shadow-Angel [2015-04-18 18:18:23 +0000 UTC]

"What would you do if someone stole your masks?"

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PocketEclipse [2015-03-28 21:05:32 +0000 UTC]

a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶s̶e̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶p̶e̶n̶-̶
...
Hmm

Um
*Throws credits here and leaves I can't even think of a question*

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Lionheart617 [2015-03-05 04:11:58 +0000 UTC]

what video game has the best customers

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1DRusherGamer [2015-01-31 20:17:25 +0000 UTC]

Why are so adorable?

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InoliCanoli [2015-01-27 01:20:26 +0000 UTC]

H-Hi c: i'm new to Off and was wondering if I gave you enough credits if I could kiss you cheek? You're so adorable XD It was impossible for me to not ask~!

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shadowGoddess-faun [2015-01-08 01:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Want to go steal every Elsen's credits? I know you do 

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Sylly-Wyng-Thyng [2014-12-14 14:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Did you die? :I

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OFF-fan [2014-12-10 22:55:22 +0000 UTC]

Also, i'll pay you 99999999999999 credits if you show me your face~

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OFF-fan [2014-12-10 13:10:52 +0000 UTC]

*throws 9999 credits at you* Happy birthday~

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Ask-Murdergirl [2014-10-24 18:42:35 +0000 UTC]

zacharie my brother says your a cat. Are you a cat or a person

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dawnfeatherr [2014-10-16 01:43:18 +0000 UTC]

do you see your fans as fangirls? or many friends? 

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Brush-God-Gekigami [2014-09-29 22:13:24 +0000 UTC]

"Hmm...quite an odd fellow. Afore my eyne had laid upon thou, I though I had seen every Imp mask there was in this world. Your mask is quite peculiar indeed. If I may question, are you an imp or just some silly hallucination..or..something else?"

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moonystars64 [2014-09-13 21:30:58 +0000 UTC]

zacharie c-can I uh....I..  can I have a hug..o-or a kiss I-if that's ok with you....?  

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BleedingKatie [2014-09-05 23:42:47 +0000 UTC]

Why hello there! >w< I would like to ask a question.. What would you do it your ment me? :L

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tika88ful [2014-09-05 00:01:40 +0000 UTC]

-grabby hands- May I ask you, dear Zacharie, if I can get a hug? Dear god it's raining so hard outside hopefully the power doesn't go out-- -cries-


Anyways, probably never going to get this question answered~

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GoldenCharmander888 [2014-08-23 02:01:05 +0000 UTC]

I'm a pyromaniac and a living match because I'm a charmander. Will you let me go towards all your paper, flammable, dry, products?

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Archsteel [2014-08-14 03:36:37 +0000 UTC]

Do you ever feel slightly responsible for the horrible things you allowed the Batter to do by supplying him? Has the thought ever occurred to you that if you hadn't simply been so greedy, the world would still be "ON" and there would still be people who could buy things from you.

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TheCatWafflez [2014-08-10 03:09:04 +0000 UTC]

ZACHARIE. GET ON MY MOTHER TRUCKIN WHALE. WE GOING CREDIT HUNTING.

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Quinnbee-s [2014-08-09 22:40:41 +0000 UTC]

...
Markiplier, Zach.
what do you think of him? 

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fabulous-flowercrown [2014-08-07 05:47:00 +0000 UTC]

ZACHARIE, ZACHARIE! , hugs you ,

You're amazing.

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bIacksmith [2014-08-06 03:11:16 +0000 UTC]

zacharie can i ride on your back? i'll give you creddiiitttsss... 

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TheCatWafflez [2014-08-05 22:55:31 +0000 UTC]

ZACHARIE. IF I BUY SOMETHING CAN I GET A HUG PLEASE?

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sir-assnugget [2014-08-02 23:27:17 +0000 UTC]

zacharie can you take like 50 cats home  cause I have far too many in my kingdom plus I have to take care of dinosaurs more cats rainbow pony's  and kittens and babys and kawai things

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Ask-KyuuKyuu-chan [2014-07-29 00:59:17 +0000 UTC]

"Hey, do you have any masks besides the two you're always seen with, kyuu? Like, a secret mask?"

"...Oh, and gimme one of those Belial's meats while I'm here."

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Pen15PugPrincess [2014-07-26 00:34:25 +0000 UTC]

-waves- Hello! I wanted to ask if you have any advise for when I go back to school? How to deal with bullies? I can give you a bunch of credits if you can deal with them for me! 

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MixedNerds [2014-07-23 18:23:07 +0000 UTC]

should you and kankri (a ghost troll from Homestuck) be friends or lovers? p.s he's cute :3

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MixedNerds [2014-07-23 18:21:21 +0000 UTC]

I was wondering if you like homestuck too because im not sure but,
 
Should you and Kankri be <> (bff's) or <3 (should be obvious, lovers)

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MixedNerds [2014-07-23 18:21:21 +0000 UTC]

I was wondering if you like homestuck too because im not sure but,
 
Should you and Kankri be <> (bff's) or <3 (should be obvious, lovers)

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