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Ask-Zacharie
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[2013-04-23 07:17:35 +0000 UTC]
"ALL QUESTIONS TO THE COMMENTS"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 809; Deviations: 56; Watchers: 258
Watching: 9; Pageviews: 19561; Comments Made: 325; Friends: 9
# Interests
Favorite games: OffFavorite gaming platform: Off
Tools of the Trade: Stuff
# About me
Hello my Dears,
ask me what you please but there's a catch...
Buy Some Shit.
My second self <3 masked-merchant
My Dearest Batter askthebatter
My other batter Ask-TheBatter
My best worker I-Dont-Want-To-Burn
thy judge himself ItIsNotPoliteToJudge
my cat... self
Just a few more missing~
SHIPPINGS(?)
I will cannon any of them but in preference I choose Zacharie to be a weirdo and be beneficial to all of his friends.
Sugar
Batter
enoch
eslen
and whoever else I missed. so i'll cannon any of those with zacharie, he will NOT have a preference on who he wants the most.
Yes I do RollPlay
# Comments
Comments: 423
c-come back if you aren't dead. pleasedon'tbedeadpleasedon'tbedeadpleasedon'tbedead--
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That moment you find an ask Zacharie account but you're pretty sure it is dead ;w; rest in luck tickets
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Zacharie did you know swans mutated? there is a spider swan.
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Zacharie, do you like my hat? claudia375.deviantart.com/art/…
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Guys, I'm pretty sure the person who runs this account is dead.
Their last upload was on June 2014 which was almost 2 years ago.
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what do you do with those many credits? *throws more at you*
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Hey Zacharie 2 things
1: I think your so cute!
2: Hugs?
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I'm pretty sure the person who runs this account is dead.
Their last upload was on June 2014 which was almost 2 years ago.
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I don't care I wanna believe they are lingering somewhere.
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Buenas dias, amigo! I have a question for you, dear Zacharie!
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*buys some shit*
Color of Sadness.
M'Kay.
Imma just.
*Backs away slowly*
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yo fuckface get yo lazy ass up and answer questions
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You are my senpai!! NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!! (I'll give you all my credits and the picture of you and Batter <3)
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miaou
hi zacharie
im your biggest fan
can i huggle you
and buy some of your shit
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Wait wait, are your human? Cuz the wiki says your human, but other people say your not human! *Cries in a corner*
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So..... how did you meet Sugar and Pablo? And what was your reaction when Pablo went insane and Sugar was "purified?"
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*ties zacharie up and brings him to my place* your going to live with me now you big old meme
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Roleplay mister? ]
Paige was walking around the land, and sight seeing. She then saw a shop merchant. [ u i mean]. "U-Uh, hello?"
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I'll give you the key to a house,a car and a pool made of credits if you kiss Batter.
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"What would you do if someone stole your masks?"
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a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶s̶e̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶p̶e̶n̶-̶
...
Hmm
Um
*Throws credits here and leaves I can't even think of a question*
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H-Hi c: i'm new to Off and was wondering if I gave you enough credits if I could kiss you cheek? You're so adorable XD It was impossible for me to not ask~!
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Want to go steal every Elsen's credits? I know you do
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Also, i'll pay you 99999999999999 credits if you show me your face~
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zacharie my brother says your a cat. Are you a cat or a person
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do you see your fans as fangirls? or many friends?
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"Hmm...quite an odd fellow. Afore my eyne had laid upon thou, I though I had seen every Imp mask there was in this world. Your mask is quite peculiar indeed. If I may question, are you an imp or just some silly hallucination..or..something else?"
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zacharie c-can I uh....I.. can I have a hug..o-or a kiss I-if that's ok with you....?
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Why hello there! >w< I would like to ask a question.. What would you do it your ment me? :L
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-grabby hands- May I ask you, dear Zacharie, if I can get a hug? Dear god it's raining so hard outside hopefully the power doesn't go out-- -cries-
Anyways, probably never going to get this question answered~
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I'm a pyromaniac and a living match because I'm a charmander. Will you let me go towards all your paper, flammable, dry, products?
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Do you ever feel slightly responsible for the horrible things you allowed the Batter to do by supplying him? Has the thought ever occurred to you that if you hadn't simply been so greedy, the world would still be "ON" and there would still be people who could buy things from you.
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ZACHARIE. GET ON MY MOTHER TRUCKIN WHALE. WE GOING CREDIT HUNTING.
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ZACHARIE, ZACHARIE! , hugs you ,
You're amazing.
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zacharie can i ride on your back? i'll give you creddiiitttsss...
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ZACHARIE. IF I BUY SOMETHING CAN I GET A HUG PLEASE?
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zacharie can you take like 50 cats home cause I have far too many in my kingdom plus I have to take care of dinosaurs more cats rainbow pony's and kittens and babys and kawai things
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"Hey, do you have any masks besides the two you're always seen with, kyuu? Like, a secret mask?"
"...Oh, and gimme one of those Belial's meats while I'm here."
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-waves- Hello! I wanted to ask if you have any advise for when I go back to school? How to deal with bullies? I can give you a bunch of credits if you can deal with them for me!
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should you and kankri (a ghost troll from Homestuck) be friends or lovers? p.s he's cute :3
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I was wondering if you like homestuck too because im not sure but,
Should you and Kankri be <> (bff's) or <3 (should be obvious, lovers)
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I was wondering if you like homestuck too because im not sure but,
Should you and Kankri be <> (bff's) or <3 (should be obvious, lovers)
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