BLIvorySS In reply to The-G [2010-03-06 20:18:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm not surprised you like them. I do have excellent taste.

But I really liked Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls when I was ten, so you are completely free to mock me for that.

-Liss

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The-G In reply to BLIvorySS [2010-03-07 20:48:21 +0000 UTC]

Spice Girls ay? But you said that you liked them when you were ten so there's nothing to mock now.

Just like you can't mock someone for having two Spice Girl cd's on their iPod. Nope. Nuthin' wrong with that.

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BLIvorySS In reply to Dakt37 [2010-02-16 01:25:17 +0000 UTC]

Bwahaha that was great!!!

I will totally be your Mattie!

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Dakt37 In reply to BLIvorySS [2010-02-16 06:33:16 +0000 UTC]

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BLIvorySS In reply to guardian-diamond [2010-02-11 15:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yeah I know the feeling. XD
Good to see you around (well...you know, metaphorically speaking )
-Liss

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guardian-diamond In reply to BLIvorySS [2010-02-12 22:27:56 +0000 UTC]

Heh yeah you too, I hope I can get on more I do miss bein' on here and such.

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BLIvorySS In reply to Kute-Katt [2010-02-02 15:16:29 +0000 UTC]

Hey, sorry it's taken me so long to reply. And I don't mind you asking at all.

To answer your question, I honestly don't know if I'm going to finish the story. I've started writing chapter 11 many times, but it just never feels right. I think the main problem is that the last time I worked on this story was about two and a half years ago, and I feel like I'm a totally different person now...so it's just not the same, you know?

If I do finish it though, I'll be sure to post it here on dA as well as fanfiction.

-Liss

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BLIvorySS In reply to The-G [2009-10-29 21:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Agh. I feel like a tool.

At first I was on strike about Canada Appreciation Day. 'Twas a sad day for all of us canucks.

But yeah...long story short, moving was a baaad idea. I'm back home now. Basically, it was a less than ideal living situation, made more so by one particular guy who happened to be the asshole landlord. Who lived with us. That added to the massive amounts of reading I've had for school led to very little in the way of internet time. And then, you know...the longer I leave it, the guiltier I feel about not having been on here, and the longer I avoid it. But yeah, I miss you guys too much, so...

Strike over!

So where's my 10 000 000 theoretical dollars?

-Liss

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The-G In reply to BLIvorySS [2009-10-30 02:09:32 +0000 UTC]

It's okay. I'm just a whiny bitch who takes notice of your extended absences and feels the need to purge my outrage by spamming your profile page.

And I'm fine with that.

You were living with the landlord??? Damn...that must've been weird. I lived next door to a landlord once and that was bad enough. God damn asshole looking over the fence and then telling the realtor we needed to mow the lawn or tidy up the backyard. Though it was fine for him to be living in a pig sty!!!

See? I like to complain.

STRIKE OVER!!! Or is it? Time will tell...

Ah yes...the ten million... Uhhhhhhhh...well it shouldn't be too much longer. I'm next in line to collect my cheque, after the Star Wars Kid.

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BLIvorySS In reply to The-G [2009-10-30 13:15:02 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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The-G In reply to BLIvorySS [2009-10-30 22:26:44 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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BLIvorySS In reply to The-G [2009-10-31 00:11:36 +0000 UTC]

One week, eh? Ok I can handle that. All you have to do is lay on a major guilt trip and I'll be forced to reply.

He totally is. Annnd...I'll admit that even though it was an accident, I took great pleasure in the fact that I downed him with one swift kick to the nuts.

Haha, well thank you and your foot for the self-esteem boost.

Gah, yeah I know what you mean about girls who buy into that sort of crap...my friend that's with this guy kind of just takes everything. Even when you can tell she's pissed off. It drives me crazy!

He could be all talk. I know that sex was all that he talked about. I'm not a prude, by any stretch of the imagination...it just got really boring, how he took every single conversation back to sex. *rolls eyes*

Thank you! The whole 'seeing people as a vessel for personal gratification' is just something that he never got. I don't think sex is wrong, not at all, and I don't condemn people who choose to live like that, but that doesn't mean it has to be everybody's choice. And there's nothing wrong with seeing it as something more personal than a fucking orgasm. And you're totally right, his sex life is probably how he measures himself, and that's really just kind of sad.

It feels good to vent once in a while. I really do appreciate the listening.

Living at home is ok. The thing that's most frustrating is that I live 20 minutes out of town again and we only have one car, so I'm really dependent on my parents for travel. Which sucks. But I get along pretty well with my family, so that's ok. And having money is nice too. And it wouldn't have made you sound creepy, it would have made you sound concerned.

If I knew any sort of Star Wars currency I would make a return joke. Alas, I do nay.

-Liss

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The-G In reply to BLIvorySS [2009-10-31 01:57:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh I know my way around a guilt trip or two, don't you worry about that.

That whole nut kicking thing was kinda like Muhammed Ali. You rope-a-doped him. Took all that punishment and then waited for the right opportunity and BAM! kicked him where his brains are. Normally I feel sorry for any guy that gets hit there because it's a pain that burns your soul. But in this case...I say SUCK IT!!!

It's girls like that that help perpetuate the belief amongst guys that if you want to keep a girl you have to be an asshole to them. When you hear that you think "surely not" but then you hear about girl after girl who subscribes that that.

It DOES get boring when it's all they talk about. I love a good dirty double entendre as much as the next person but when every-damn-thing comes back to sex it just gets annoying. I've lost my cool a few times because someone couldn't get their mind off the subject.

I know. It's like these people who lose their mobile phone and frantically run around trying to find it because apparently their life will end without it. There's people who seem to need to have sex on a regular basis and if they don't then OMG! I NEED IT NOW! And then it'll even affect their mood, like their having nicotine withdrawals or something. Ah well...this guy is gonna end up with a severe combover and a major midlife crisis so karma will correct everything in the end.

No problem. Anytime.

You only have one car? What happened to your broken door kidnapmobile? Did it die? But I guess 20 mins isn't so bad. I had to travel two hours to get to this one school. And like you said...you'll be able to have a bit more money. So now after spending all that time working you'll actually have something to show for it and maybe be able to treat yourself now and then.

It wouldn't? Damn...I can't say it now, the moment's passed. Hmmm...well I'll just say instead that it's good that you're out of there. It's saved me what could of been a long period of worry that you were around all that.

I wasn't even sure if there was such a thing as Republican Credits but I thought I'd fake it and hope for the best.

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BLIvorySS In reply to The-G [2009-11-01 22:39:53 +0000 UTC]

I felt really bad when I kicked him (except that small evil Alyssa that was cheering) because when I was a little kid I used to kick guys there quite often (I thought it was hilarious) and then my mom gave me a big lecture on how it could really hurt them and such. So I haven't since. But yeah...I regret nothing. I apologized immediately and profusely, so I don't feel too bad. He apologized (pretty lamely I might add) about a week and a half later when I was still wearing long sleeves in the sweltering heat. XD

Yeah, I really don't understand that...if a guy's a jerk to me I just assume that he's a douche or that he doesn't want me around (although I can't imagine why that would be ).

Well, it's like anything, right? You can only hear so much about a topic before it starts boring you so much that you'd rather split your skull than hear another word.

Yeah...we only have one car. It's the broken door kidnapmobile...the doors actually got fixed over the summer. Now the transmissions out. It's an automatic, but we have to drive it like a standard. It really is the shittiest car on the planet I think...my parents are looking into getting a new one...and I sure can't afford one.

Two hours? Holy camolies. That's insane. Like two hours each way? And you did that every day? I do not think I would have that dedication.

Well I definitely believed you. There probably are Republican Credits somewhere in that universe.

-Liss

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The-G In reply to BLIvorySS [2009-11-03 14:17:09 +0000 UTC]

I can see how you'd get lectured over being a serial nut kicker but damn if that's not hilarious. Probably because I wasn't a victim and because I pictured you as a chibi when you were doing it. You'd definitely do some damage but I'm sure one kick is okay. And hey...so what if you did some damage? Would it be the end of the world that this jackass couldn't reproduce?

Okay...maybe that was a little harsh.

But in the long run he got off easy. Nut pain eases pretty quickly but bruises don't just vanish in an hour or two.

Or maybe the guy remembers when you kicked him in the nuts when you were little.

You fixed the door and then the transmission shit itself? It's like this car can only stand to have a few working parts at any one time. H-How do you drive an automatic as a manual?

Yeah. Two hours each way. Every day. My friends would ask me why I was so tired all the time or why I never did anything at night. Uh...hello? It's a fucking expedition for me to get here? I wouldn't say I was dedicated though. More just stupid.

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BLIvorySS In reply to The-G [2009-11-06 18:04:39 +0000 UTC]

I still feel a little bad about my childhood nut-kickery. But luckily I was just a kid at the time so I don't think I did any permanent damage.

And no, that was not too harsh.

Although I never kicked him as a kid, only the guys I went to elementary school with.

Hehe, yeah...seriously, that car is just...I don't even have the words for how much of a piece of shit it is. You know how automatic cars still have gear options? We have to switch between 1st, 2nd, and 3rd gear instead of just leaving it in drive. Sucks.

Wow...that's insane. I don't think I could handle that. Was it worth the long trip?

-Liss

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The-G In reply to BLIvorySS [2009-11-06 23:25:09 +0000 UTC]

I hope you laughed after you kicked each guy in the crotch. There's something hilarious about a little girl running around kicking guys in the nuts and then laughing. It's the equivalent of those scenes in wild west movies when someone would shoot at someone's feet to make them dance.

Oh yeah...automatic cars do have gears. I forgot about that. That's really weird that the gearbox won't work in drive but will work in the gears. I know about as much about cars as a dead pigeon but still...it's peculiar.

Ummmmmmmmm...you know the trip up there wasn't so bad. It was just boring. It was just the trip back that was the killer. It would just be draining. Was it worth it? Well...kept me from becoming a hobo I guess.

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BLIvorySS In reply to The-G [2009-11-19 04:55:35 +0000 UTC]

Well, yeah man, of course I laughed! That's why I did it, because them going all weak-kneed and whiny was just so damn hilarious to me.

...now that I think about it, my parents (and my male classmates) probably thought I was a psychopath.

-Liss

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The-G In reply to BLIvorySS [2009-11-21 12:35:20 +0000 UTC]

You were just ahead of your time. You were the first original Jackass! They ripped off your idea!

I think it's safe to say none of your victims were happy about your reign of terror. But from the outside looking in I can safely say it's hilarious.

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BLIvorySS In reply to The-G [2009-11-22 04:28:12 +0000 UTC]

They completely did! I should have a series where I just go around kicking random guys in their junk...there's a vague possibility that I might get arrested though.
-Liss

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The-G In reply to BLIvorySS [2009-11-22 23:22:32 +0000 UTC]

I drew a picture of Liss: Nut Kicker Inc. I had to. The images this story brings up are altogether far too hilarious not to draw it.

These guys do exactly that idea and they seem to get away with it: [link]

Everyone's ripping you off!

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BLIvorySS In reply to The-G [2009-11-25 16:48:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha, did you? That's awesome! I must see it.

That's hilarious! Reminded me of this skit: [link]

-Liss

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The-G In reply to BLIvorySS [2009-11-26 04:26:09 +0000 UTC]

Well...uh...it was just a sketchypoo in my sketchbook. I think I might clean it up a bit and make it nicey nice before I upload it.

I was sold on that video just with the title. "Nut Tappers" It sounds so pleasant.

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BLIvorySS In reply to Iardacil-stock [2009-09-12 02:55:14 +0000 UTC]

No problem, it really is a great collection.
-Liss

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BLIvorySS In reply to ToFB-The-Baconator [2009-09-01 15:57:19 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks!!
-Liss

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BLIvorySS In reply to PitBullThe69 [2009-08-26 17:14:55 +0000 UTC]

No problem, he's a cool character.
-Liss

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BLIvorySS In reply to AdorkaStock [2009-03-23 18:15:20 +0000 UTC]

You're quite welcome. Thank you for providing such great stock! It's really hard to find stock that's good for pose references, but yours is amazing.
-Liss

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DragonsLover1 In reply to BLIvorySS [2009-08-03 04:36:17 +0000 UTC]

Seen 's stock? Hundreds of pics, all huge and high-quality.

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BLIvorySS In reply to DragonsLover1 [2009-08-09 03:15:51 +0000 UTC]

No but holy shite it's good! Thanks for pointing that out.
-Liss

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