GoldenDeiity In reply to GoldenDeiity [2022-08-17 06:19:14 +0000 UTC]

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nxcebooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-14 17:27:02 +0000 UTC]

so i found this off of an otp prompt blog

"Imagine your OTP getting high and reading from the Necronomicon."

imagine nicepants

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sxrry In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-13 04:41:55 +0000 UTC]

[ oh nah.
he is so fluffy
i wanna pet him.
purr purr ]

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to sxrry [2016-02-13 04:48:57 +0000 UTC]

[  //shoves BP at u

pet the smol kitty

 

o yeah don't mind the grease stains ]

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sxrry In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-13 04:51:49 +0000 UTC]

[ hHHHHHH
y ass
shh nah ]


[/]pat pat pat pat

[/]pat pat pat

[/]pls meaow for the pink ghost

[/]pls

[/]pat pat pat

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to sxrry [2016-02-13 04:57:24 +0000 UTC]

*um,,
*what're you,,
*stOp
*i swEAr tO GoD--
*hissing
*aggressive paw swatting
*angry cat noises >:0
*stOP,,

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sxrry In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-13 05:02:17 +0000 UTC]

[/] oH
[/]RUDE FOR DA PINKISH GHOST
[/]JFC

*oh.. you are a cat.. right? you must like being pet...?

[/]look at that cute ghostie and try to say no
[/]pls
[/]puppy eyes

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to sxrry [2016-02-13 05:14:43 +0000 UTC]

*gives him the death-stare for a bit
*well, yeah i am a cat, but. . .
*tries to come up with an excuse
*
*
*sighs,,
*fine, whatever. do what 'ya want.
*absentmindedly starts going on his phone

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sxrry In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-13 05:18:19 +0000 UTC]

[/] stare
[/]stare for a bit too

*...
*Maybe..
*Maybe you don't like being pet...
*Weird.

[/]intense stare
[/]shh almost creppy but nah

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to sxrry [2016-02-13 05:29:00 +0000 UTC]

*well no sh_t Sherlock
*i didn't say anything what're you talking 'bout,,
*cOUGhs
*nah, i just,,
*didn't like it at that moment in time??
*. . .
*shrug
*nervous sweating,,
*why are you looking at me like that--

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nxcebooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-13 04:28:28 +0000 UTC]

yeah but do u ever think that ngc lies in bed at night thinking about ways to fluster craig

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to nxcebooty [2016-02-13 04:29:44 +0000 UTC]

[ every

single 


day

  ]

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nxcebooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-13 04:43:22 +0000 UTC]

perfect
i need nothing else in life

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to nxcebooty [2016-02-13 04:51:28 +0000 UTC]

[ s ame tbh

nicepants is love
nicepants is life ]

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nxcebooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-14 14:18:28 +0000 UTC]

tru,,

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-13 00:54:46 +0000 UTC]

OH YEAH I FORGOT:

[ mun is speaking ; on phone (or too lazy xD) ]
-
sparkle up your day! (TM) mun is speaking ; on computer
-
*muse/character speaking
-
*muse/character actions
-
*(muse/character's thoughts)

may or may not change after a while ^^"

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GoldenDeiity In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 01:45:18 +0000 UTC]

//MUN SUDDENLY KICKS THE DOOR DOWN

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hxtbooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 01:40:06 +0000 UTC]

>slowly walks in
>such a rare majestic asshole
>glares @ him
* This place is disgusting and tacky.
* By far, you're the tackiest thing here.
* How many bad choices did you make to get yourself here?

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to hxtbooty [2016-02-09 01:51:58 +0000 UTC]

*ugh, tell me about it.
*and believe me, you really wouldn't wanna know. too many to count.
*sighs and rolls eyes,,
*so, the hell're you here anyway? aren't 'ya supposed to be with all the other attractive people in the alleyway or somethin'?

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hxtbooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 02:07:52 +0000 UTC]

>sighs
* Everyone here is so fucking boring.
>stops a moment
* Me?
* Attractive?
* Don't make me laugh, you look better than I do.
>starts messing with nonexistent nails

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to hxtbooty [2016-02-09 02:23:08 +0000 UTC]

*uh, no?? i'm actually pretty far from what people call 'attractive'???
*and of course i meant 'ya. who the hell else would i be talkin' to?
*face just,, completely deforms
*wait, are 'ya new here or somethin'? i thought everyone knew about the whole attractive and unattractive thing going on?
*suspicious glare

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hxtbooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 02:28:09 +0000 UTC]

* Hmph.
* Yeah, well, I have no fucking idea where I am.
* And I don't know how things work around here, so...
* Mind if you tell me about it?

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to hxtbooty [2016-02-09 02:35:33 +0000 UTC]

*shrug
*alright??
*so basically
*everyone who isn't me is considered an attractive person.
*and i kinda have a thing against attractive people since the,,
*thing.
*capiche?
*oh right, and this is the MTT-Brand Burger Emporium in the MTT-Resort. that help?

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hxtbooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 02:42:02 +0000 UTC]

>nods
* Got it.
* But..
* You work for him? That tramp?!
>starts laughing omg
>even snorts a couple of times good lord
* This is unbelievable!

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to hxtbooty [2016-02-09 02:46:23 +0000 UTC]

*well, what the hell else am i supposed to do?! i'm literally poor enough to the point where i can't afford to get fired???

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hxtbooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 02:48:12 +0000 UTC]

* Jeez kid, calm down.
* You could work at my place.
* It's probably got a lot better pay than this dump.
* So, what do you say?

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to hxtbooty [2016-02-09 03:54:49 +0000 UTC]

*wait, seriously?
*you'd literally just hire me like that?
*. . .
*where do i start?

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hxtbooty In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 13:38:31 +0000 UTC]

>nods
* You just gotta quit this lame as fuck job first, then you gotta come with me.

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to hxtbooty [2016-02-10 22:04:11 +0000 UTC]

*wait, how am i supposed to do that??
*quit this job, i mean.
*i'm 99.9999% sure MTT wouldn't let me, even if i demanded it.
*discouraged sigh,,
*and if i quit, then i'm pretty sure he wouldn't let me live here anymore, or even let me take anything outta' my room unless i give up and stay.
*guess i have to say no to that then. it was a nice thought though.

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F-loralS-ins In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 00:40:07 +0000 UTC]

Good DAY sir. There was an asshole flower just... milling about. Plotting. Flowey,
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE. He grabs a bottle of ketchup.. and one of mayo.
Looking at BP with this  evil look, and  has them aimed at him. Bro,
don't do it-

(( Have an asshole-))

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to F-loralS-ins [2016-02-09 00:55:22 +0000 UTC]

Burgerpants gives him this 'wtf are you doing don't yOU F_CKIN' DARE--' face while slowly backing away,,[ takes it and leaves// k thanks ;0 ]

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F-loralS-ins In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 01:30:01 +0000 UTC]

He just GRINS.. and SQUEEZES the bottles.. as  blasts of
condaments  COVER the poor cat's front! You little bitch, flowey.
Laughing now as hes doing it. BAD FLOWER BAD.

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to F-loralS-ins [2016-02-09 01:34:14 +0000 UTC]

". . .jesus christ i don't get paid enough for this crap--" he takes a deep breath, putting on that uncomfortably large grin. "I'M SORRY LITTLE WEIRDO, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK PLS"

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F-loralS-ins In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 01:49:16 +0000 UTC]

The sinflower laughs, and then skitters up a wall and into a vent.
Like a horror movie. What the FUCK Flowey- Laughter from the vents
just.. totes NOT leaving.

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to F-loralS-ins [2016-02-09 01:56:41 +0000 UTC]

he sighs and considers calling the pest-control, but then he realizes he probs doesn't have the money to pay for it?? ಠ_ಠ so he just sits staring at the vent and eventually continues working like nothing happened??

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F-loralS-ins In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 01:59:51 +0000 UTC]

A few hours later, when the Flower is forgotten..... shit in the kitchen starts falling
off the shelves. Like, A MESS. Pots, PANS, Buns.. all kinds of stuff. It's a fucking mess-
Loud ass sounds  even the patrons can hear-

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to F-loralS-ins [2016-02-09 02:12:16 +0000 UTC]

BP walks out and jus t stops

drops whatever he's holding


. . . .

"yea h no thanks i'm just gonna leave-- "

. . .

grabs a glamburger off the floor, dusts it off and walks back up to the front

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F-loralS-ins In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 02:20:07 +0000 UTC]

Left alone,   just.. back to wrecking shit back there. Like a lil asshole
After a while it grows quiet but...  dear god don't go back there-


(( Omg I laughed so hard-))

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to F-loralS-ins [2016-02-09 02:29:11 +0000 UTC]

and after a while of taking orders, he walked back and stared at all the broken stuff on the floor like ಠ_ಠ


"okay, little weirdo, who do you think has to clean this sh*t up?!"

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F-loralS-ins In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 02:49:12 +0000 UTC]

He was hanging from the  shelf, grinning all devil like at the cat.
JFC   Stop it Flowey. You little abomination! Showing his teeth.

" I dunno, Who?~"

YOU DO TO KNOW YOU-

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to F-loralS-ins [2016-02-09 03:56:38 +0000 UTC]

Burgerpants turns around, grabs a broom and just throws it directly at Flowey [probably aiming for his face--]

"obviously not me, so you might wanna start now, weirdo."

he just stands there and crosses his arms with an eyebrow raised

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F-loralS-ins In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-09 04:05:09 +0000 UTC]

He bairly misses being hit, and HISSES, glaring.

" NOT gonna happen, pussy cat!"

Flowey stop being a lil shit ok ty.

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to F-loralS-ins [2016-02-13 03:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Burgerpants groans, pulling out his phone and scrolls through his contacts. "that's it, 'callin my little buddy." he glanced over at Flowey, annoyed. "you know 'em, right? Frisk? i feel like they've mentioned you before or somethin'." he looked back at the phone, pressing the contact titled 'Little Buddy', typing a text message while mumbling part of it to himself ("your annoying flower friend or whatever is here?? i need you to pick them up or something"), before putting the phone in his pocket and sitting back. "they should be on their way, so don't get too comfortable." he mumbled, rolling his eyes. guess who's gonna have to clean up all of this and work 5 times more to pay off the damage? THIS GUUUUUUUY-

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1987JeremyFitzgerald In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-08 23:13:44 +0000 UTC]

Hey, um, sir, just a suggestion, but, uh, if you don't want people to call you "Burgerpants" then I would suggest listing your name. "^^ Just a small suggestion! I mean, um, I'm not trying to tell you how to live or anything, but, uh... You might wanna do that.

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BURGER-PANTS In reply to 1987JeremyFitzgerald [2016-02-08 23:37:45 +0000 UTC]

*sigh

*'ya know, buddy,
*as much as i wish that would work, it just wouldn't.
*ever since the rectangle came up with it, it's the name that everyone gives me.
*i mean, heck! i only remembered what my real birth name was sometimes last month!

*i'm pretty used to being called BPants by now, so having people walk up saying 'hey Craig' just doesn't feel right after being called Burgerpants for about a year or two.

*. . .
*shrugs
*but i guess i appreciate the concern you have for me?

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1987JeremyFitzgerald In reply to BURGER-PANTS [2016-02-08 23:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Haha, yeah, I guess it's 'cause I kinda relate to you, so I felt some sort of concern. I mean, I work at this stupid pizza place with a bunch of animatronics, and I'm only paid like, a hundred bucks a week. Like seriously, it sucks! Plus there's the fact that the animatronics are all glitchy, and they keep trying to... Y'know... Murder me in gruesome ways and stuff... Plus there's the fact that my coworker is a murderer... And that Mangle (it's some stupid fox looking robot thing) keeps trying to bite my face off.
So yeah.
...Life sucks.

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