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BlueKnightGirl
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[2012-12-30 15:05:35 +0000 UTC]
"I am a Professional!"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 823; Deviations: 334; Watchers: 91
Watching: 43; Pageviews: 13700; Comments Made: 647; Friends: 43
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: eh, i don't care for names. the work should speak for itself.Favorite movies: the princess bride... i guess
Favorite TV shows: i don't really have one. i like a lot of shows. mostly cartoons
Favorite bands / musical artists: also don't really have one. my musical tastes are a bit of a jumble.
Favorite books: the enchanted forest chronicles
Favorite writers: eh, don't really have one
Favorite games: pokemon anything, legend of zelda games, splatoon
Favorite gaming platform: nintendo handheld game systems (they go EVERYWHERE)
Tools of the Trade: mostly my wacko bamboo tablet and photoshop. anything else i can get my hands on
Other Interests: draw the stuff, put it on the interwebs, wait for t'ings to happens, video game in between, repeat
# Comments
Comments: 64
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Β Β Β Thank you for the Llama, Sandy!Β Β Β Β
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you're welcome ^^
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Happy birthday to you, and enjoy this video AKA HOW NOT TO PLAY RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWdv5asDlA
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here withΒ The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, andΒ this galleryΒ contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Just spreading the crazy, one person at a time. But once my mass dispersion technology is complete, I will finally be able to implement my plans for world domination.
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you're looking to dominate THIS world? you really want to slap your name on this mess?
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That's why I use an alias and no one has ever seen my face. When the entire plan falls apart, which it will, I have a fall guy already set up. His name is J.L. It's foolproof.
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Hold on, that's my name. Oh god, I've made a terrible mistake...Β Β
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maybe pick out an idiotic figure head. that way you have a scape goat for when the public... violently disagrees with you.
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Shh. Don't say that so loud that Kevin can hear you. Why do you think I continue to associate with him despite our "complicated" relationship.
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i suppose hiding the fact that you are prepared to throw him under the bus at any time would put a damper on your relationship.
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Don't worry, he totally has it coming.
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you sure? he might already know
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Wouldn't put it past him. He can be pretty wily.Β
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you'd be wily too if you dressed like a jester every day
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So you're saying I should change from clown clothes to jester clothes then. Dammit, I knew I should have done more research.
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gotta get the attention of the people you're trying to rule over some how
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thank you. i am glad you like it.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND TODAY SPECIALS, we hav- *Interrupted* (Mysterious man: We've meet again... Chan-san) ('oh no, that voice...') *turns around* (Amon, I don't have time to deal with you. Can't you see I'm with a customer who's having a birthday?) (Amon: I'm afraid I must end your journey, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!) ('WHA?' M-Motherf**ker, I don't even want to get involved in your... whatever you called it, didn't I even told you the first time we first met? That I'm taking your challenge as a one-time thing? Look at me, I'm a waiter working in this luxury restaurant, for christ sake! I'm not a f**kin threat to you or your... Amon Clan or whatever) (Amon: That means that you are determined to end us all...) (I'm not even pla-... F**k it, Let get over with this sh*t) *ADVANCING TO BATTLE:Β youtu.be/caXaMMKKsnU?t=32s*
()=for japanese
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Thank you very much for the watch! ππ
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thank you for the flower
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Oh, thanks to you for accepting it!Β Β
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jejeje... well now... the time is faster and my return slow... but i'm not to keep up with the effort to revive my gallery... if you have a time... check out my new gallery... maybe liked youΒ
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i see you're still declaring grammar as you life long enemy.
your work is better than it was the last time i saw it. still needs some practice though.
Β -your ears tend to sit a little low on the head. the ears, the eyes, and the nose line up
-your line art is a bit rough. you want it to look like you a line in one pass (even if you it took several)
-your body proportions are off. the hand take up about 2/3 the size of the face. the body is 5 heads tall and the shoulders are 2 heads wide
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jajaja this is because the english isn't my main language... my main language is the spanish X,D
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ah... sorry, i did not know. criticism rescinded.Β the j's instead of h's in jajaja and jejeje make more sense now.
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