GORY-GIRL [2016-06-14 02:05:27 +0000 UTC]

"HI PRETTY LADY, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" "ARE U OUT HAVING ANOTHER ADVENTURE?"
"OH SHUT UP ADVENTURE CORE!!" "WHY R U INTO A FAT ADOPTED WOMEN LIKE HER ANYWAYS?!"

"YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WOMEN!!!!"

"FACT, THERE WILL BE A HUGE FIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IN 2 OR 3 SECONDS!"

(LOL SORRY COULD NOT RESIST DOING THAT STUFF LOL. BTW, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST OVERWEIGHT PPL OR ADOPTED PPL I'M JUST TRYING TO USE THERE PERSONALITY'S.)

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WheatIey [2014-09-14 11:53:00 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry.

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deviantguy12 [2014-07-05 15:22:28 +0000 UTC]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here.


It's hard to overstate my satisfation.
Aperture Science.
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now those points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned.
For the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
STILL ALIVE.

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Kikithehedgehog1275 [2014-01-03 03:06:40 +0000 UTC]

First read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email )
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages ) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

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zackosletacos [2013-11-02 15:25:04 +0000 UTC]

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LipstickSuccubus [2013-08-09 07:10:50 +0000 UTC]

Portal
Not Rocket science
Aperture science

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kastu-ney [2013-02-14 02:39:58 +0000 UTC]

I think you may have a minor case of major brain damage.

But just to make sure, say apple.
*Jumps*
Nononono say "apple!"
*jumps again*
Well, you can jump, I guess thats good.

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Funkifan [2012-08-07 22:27:01 +0000 UTC]

GLaDOS never gave me my cake!

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