Amefisting [2015-08-13 08:43:46 +0000 UTC]

I.. guess it's been a long time, huh, Sally?
Well, shit I guess it is if I'm just now getting back to dA
Sorry for my years long absence

--Your friendly neighborhood Osu

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DamaiMikaz [2014-05-01 22:42:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favorite

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meraxa [2013-09-20 14:24:37 +0000 UTC]

Been a few weeks now, but its Jonathan from the Bath uni trip XD

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mai-05 [2013-07-15 18:52:05 +0000 UTC]

COME TO TEH CHAT GURLPREEEEND~

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Phili-po [2013-07-11 22:46:07 +0000 UTC]

(it's mai, sorry I had to go ;n;'')

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mai-05 [2013-07-09 01:33:21 +0000 UTC]

Sorry I suddenly left the chat! We had a crazy storm and the power went out for hours. I'll tell you about it tomorrow!~

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frowny-brownie [2013-06-22 20:01:03 +0000 UTC]

I feel the need to inform you that ily man. (Yes, I've rediscovered my dA account and you're getting love here too).

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masterchieflikescake [2013-05-02 21:03:25 +0000 UTC]

-bloop- Heya ^^

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Kotoko11 [2013-01-20 16:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Hey Sally!! Remember me? Chloe? (Daisy Allen's friend?) Naw, you probably don't but it's cool! Just wanted to say that I've got a new account

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Cranktehbrother [2012-11-24 16:08:00 +0000 UTC]

TAAGGEGDGDGDGDGDEGD
TROOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOOLLOL

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Cranktehbrother [2012-11-24 16:07:47 +0000 UTC]

Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1.Mr. Tentacles
2.Draco Octavius Wulven
3. Jon

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Mr. Tentacles: I am a raping sea creature Alien boogeyman-... Honestly I haven't the faintest clue what the fuck I am.
Draco: Pimp-ass monk who can control the body through pressure points.
Jon: Damnit Tentacles your my imaginary friend! I control flames biotches

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Mr. Tentacles: Forced one once...
Draco: I am above such earthly pleasures... *whispers* Actually twice...
Jon: No...?

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Mr. Tentacles: Eat Kittens!
Draco: Meditate.
Jon: I read books.

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Mr. Tentacles: Raping that chick who turned out to be a guy
Draco: Not meditating enough.
Jon: Not ... really...

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Mr. Tentacles: I am an ultra-quirky kink
the rest: ...

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Mr. Tentacles: 75... If you DON'T count watching Sex and the City
Draco: nuu...
Jon: Gillian maybe...

7) Do you love me? I love you.
Mr. Tentacles: I cannot feel love.
Draco: I love all lost souls equally
Jon: Dafuq?

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Mr. Tentacles: *tears up* Maybe...
Draco: Liars burn in hell
Jon: Not really.

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Mr. Tentacles: Sarah Palin
Draco: Satan
Jon: Justin Beiber

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Mr. Tentacles: When the victims fight back
Draco: Unbelievers
Jon: Cheez-its that aren't cheesy enough

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Mr. Tentacles: Play XBOX!
Draco: Teach you the error of your ways.
Jon: You invited me you dick!

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Mr. Tentacles: Bitch please. Mine's a damn volcano
Draco: ... : Icondudeplz:
Jon: Why did I join this clusterfuck.

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Mr. Tentacles: 30 counting your mom.
Draco: Myself
Jon: *mumbles* Three

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Mr. Tentacles: No my species has a third lung that filters all the funny shit out of the air and into meh bloodstream... So I never had a need to drugs!


Draco: No
Jon: nope

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Mr. Tentacles: I enjoy your company
Draco: No
Jon: yes God yes

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Mr. Tentacles: Your mom :iconownedagainplz:
Draco: Yellow Snow... (where did they find lemons that tasted like that?)
Jon: ... Gillian...

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Mr. Tentacles: Dude all these questions about your mom...
Draco: wait... whut?
Jon:

18) There is no question 18.
Mr. Tentacles: 18 is my favorite number
Draco: ... I don't understand.
Jon: Fucktards. Fucktards everywhere.

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Mr. Tentacles: Dude I am a fetish.
Draco: What is this fetish? Is it a type of pie?
Jon: ... noooo....

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Mr. Tentacles: I don't wear pants.
Draco: Language...
Jon: Thank god!


NOW GO TAG SOME BITCHES.
Me: LOL FAQ DAT SHIZ.

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mai-05 [2012-11-21 22:43:10 +0000 UTC]

sorry I kept on disconnecting ;A;'''

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masterchieflikescake [2012-11-16 17:00:46 +0000 UTC]

Allo! ^^

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MadelineRedfox [2012-10-09 12:27:52 +0000 UTC]

Sorry about that Sally brother was a dick and deleted my other profile please add me in the members rank in mcdonaldsandothers.

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Madalineredvixen [2012-10-09 11:47:17 +0000 UTC]

Hello Sally it's me Zoe on my New profile

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immortalicewolf [2012-09-17 22:40:12 +0000 UTC]

hey thanks for the watch ^^

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Cranktehbrother [2012-09-14 18:38:30 +0000 UTC]

hey sal its aoi and this meh new account ^_^

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fongmingyun [2012-09-06 21:46:09 +0000 UTC]

Hi! Thanks for the watch or fave, but I have moved to a new account, Please go there for all further updates. Thanks!

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NAMIHATAKE6 [2012-08-01 19:15:00 +0000 UTC]

want you to know that you are amazing & you're my friend until my death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But, I have a game for you, once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people, including the person that sent it to you . If you receive at least 3 back, you are loved. Nobody knows how important something is until...................they lose it. Tonight, right at 12:00a.m., the person you like is going to realize that they love you! Then, something is going to happen to you between 1:00 & 2:00a.m. Be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you, you are going to have bad luck with love for a whole year. Send this to 15 people and see what happens ♥♥♥ :3

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Dramaholic18 [2012-07-24 16:59:24 +0000 UTC]

Hey you wanna rp ? [link]

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princenataloony [2012-07-17 13:50:41 +0000 UTC]

Hello! Thank you so much for the watch!

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mai-05 [2012-07-13 20:01:32 +0000 UTC]

sorry sally, I had to go to brampton to perform for the multi-culture fest there ono''''

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Dramaholic18 [2012-07-11 16:06:55 +0000 UTC]

hey you wanna meet me in my chatroom ? [link]

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mai-05 [2012-06-20 22:54:00 +0000 UTC]

sorry bout signing off suddenly, my computer froze >A<```

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Dramaholic18 [2012-06-16 17:56:47 +0000 UTC]

meet me here [link]

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