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DarkswanZ ♀️ [5450073] [2007-08-30 11:13:46 +0000 UTC] "dammrite buddeh" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 63; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 1

Watching: 4; Pageviews: 1964; Comments Made: 83; Friends: 4

# Interests

Favorite games: Monkey Island, portal...and twister
Favorite gaming platform: a twister mat?
Tools of the Trade: I trade fingernail clippings for your mother, does that count?
Other Interests: YOU. yes you. Don't i just make you feel special?

# About me

HI :3
let me tell you all about myself
Okay, where to start?
When I was born (too far back?)
The Doctor took one look at me and rambled for 20 minutes about my prophecy
About how I was going to be the key
Suddenly, everyone in the hospital started dancing
And singing!
Celebrating my glorious birth
Right in the middle of their song
I broke out in a lovely melody
and sang my heart out for 10 minutes
As my final verse ended, I blew the audience a kiss
and everyone applauded - a standing ovation!

No joke
Really happened