Drewsky1211 In reply to MikeTheKoopaWarrior [2019-03-17 00:42:06 +0000 UTC]

(slams pillow) F--k this show! Here we go, I'm starting to get pissed off right now. I should've made another TV show review, you wanna know why? Now I have to do my rant on this (slams pillow) piece (slams pillow) of (slams pillow) s--t! Sorry if I'm acting angry right now, but, I am angry. Why? Because I HATE THIS SHOW. I HATE THIS SHOW SO F--KING MUCH! (groan) F--K THIS SHOW! F--k this show, f--k this show, f--k this show f--k this show, f--k, f--k! F--k this piece of- ugh. UGH! UGH. UGH! I hate this show! I hate it SO MUCH! (sigh) I've hated this show for 5 years. (sigh) And I never... stopped hating it since. I despise this horrible show! I just want to cancel it so badly, and thank god it got cancelled last year! F--k Sanba for saying that I'm wrong to hate Johnny Test. I can hate Johnny Test all the f--k I want! Why? CAUSE IT'S MY F--KING OPINION! (sigh) Johnny Test is the worst character ever. This is the worst Cartoon Network show ever! Not only that, this is THE WORST SHOW EVER! I remember I got a- I got a DVD of this s--tty show from- from Goodwill and I remember DESTROYING THE S--T OUT OF IT! Because you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? F--K THIS SHOW! F--k Johnny Test! The plot is basically- this is a ripoff of the classic Cartoon Network show Dexter's Lab, where Johnny Test and his stupid dumba-- dog Dukey go on these adventures, Johnny always breaks into his sisters Susan and Mary Test. And they always break into his sisters' lab, steals their stuff and all this other s--t. (sigh) Really, and... YOU GOT TOO MANY VILLAINS IN THIS SHOW! What, you got... Bling Bling Boy, this... guy that... is supposed to make candy... Brainfreezer, Mr. Mittens, this bumblebee one? THERE'S TOO MANY VILLAINS IN THIS SHOW! (sigh) Really. Why is there so many villains in this s--tty show? (sigh) Really, and- really. There- are these two agents called Mr. Black and Mr. White. What the f--k? Are they trying to be racist? Mr. Black is the white guy, and Mr. White is the black guy. Oh, ha-ha, real funny! It's a- get it? Oh my god, that is so dumb. (sigh) Also, when Johnny and his... other characters talk at the same time, it's annoying. Also they do parodies. Like they do Tom and Jerry, and Scooby-Doo, and they go "OK I think I've seen this somewhere before". Oh, SHUT UP Johnny Test, nobody gives a s--t! I regret... used to liking this show. This show pisses me off! I mean, oh my god, I thought I was the only who who hated this show. But I was wrong! I'm happy that I was wrong! Cause all my friends hate this show as well. Well, almost all of them. OK, if you're a good user who likes this show, I respect your opinion, but YOU HAVE TO RESPECT MINE. (sigh) I made this video where I blow J- where I blow up Johnny Test on Minecraft, that got tons of f--king dislikes! And that hurt my feelings cause nobody respected my opinion on this show! (sigh) To all you Johnny Test fans who don't respect opinions, RESPECT MY OPINION! Because I'll never change it! You can't change someone's opinion! If you like it, that's fine! But... (sigh) I can hate this show all I want! And Sanba, I'm not wrong! I can hate Johnny Test all I want! F--k you for making that impersonation account, and f--k you for saying I'm wrong to hate it. (sigh) You just made that channel to piss me off, well you know what? Good job, because it pissed me off! Just- when someone disrespects my opinion on Johnny Test, that makes me pissed off that I wanna leave YouTube. And people always rant on Johnny Test haters. Oh, they should've- they need to stop hating on Johnny Test! Johnny Test is the best show ever! Oh, (babbling) If it's the best show ever, how come it got 5.2 on IMDb? HA! It got 5.2 on IMDb! That means the show sucks! (sigh) I am so sorry about this, but (sigh) I hate this show so much. The animation... sucks a--. The characters suck a--. The father is a gaya-- douche. He's- he sounds gay, too. I mean- and I can't believe that he's- that he's married to a woman. (sigh) You got these two girls who are in love with this guy named Gil next door, what, are you- STOP SAYING NEXT DOOR! JUST SAY GIL! Just say Gil! You're- you're trying to sound like... We know he lives next door you- you don't have to repeat it! We know he lives next door, you- what, is that his last name or something? Gil Nextdoor? Is that what his last name is? Gil Nextdoor? That's just like Joseph Hisfriendfromschool from SuperMarioLogan! Alright... (sigh) But really! But this show just has some- theme song that is so annoying and is a ripoff of the American Idiot theme. (sigh) Aw man. You know what makes me happy? My favorite cartoon characters beat the living s--t out of Johnny Test. And I'm happy that there is a picture where Clarence and Steven Universe beat the living s--t out of Johnny Test! That made me laugh my f--king a-- off. Because you know what? This is the show that I despise the most. (sigh) The animation is f--king horrible. The dog- I hate the dog! He's UGLY! I mean, really! The dog is so annoying! He's like (babbling) Hello, I'm Dukey! (more babbling) SHUT THE F--K UP, DUKEY! F--K YOU, DUKEY! (sigh) The dog is so ugly! He's not even cute, he's an ugly piece of s--t! Like really! He's hideous! And- this is trying to copy Dexter's Lab. Really, that is not funny! The show isn't funny! (sigh) The show isn't funny to begin with! The show- I've been waiting forever for the show to end. Thank God! God answered my wish! I wanted it to get cancelled, thank God it finally ended! And there was supposed to be a 3-part special! But you know what, I'm happy there was no 3-part special! Because the show ended! HA! So yeah, guess what? (sigh) Johnny Test... also, he plays as a superhero called Johnny X. And you wanna know what his superpower is? He farts fire! Calls it "Power Poots"! Oh, fire comes out of his a--! Oh, is that supposed to be funny? No! That wasn't funny! Johnny X is a lame superhero. Johnny Test is also a spoiled brat who wants to get everything he wants. "JOHNNY WANTS IT! JOHNNY WANTS IT!" I wanna go through the TV screen and punch him in the face till his nose bleeds. I just wanna go "SHUT THE F--K UP YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT"! Cause Johnny Test is nothing but a spoiled little brat! With stupid flame-headed hair! He's a ripoff of Bart Simpson, Johnny Bravo, Beavis... from Beavis and Butt-head... He's a ripoff of a lot of characters. (sigh) None of the characters are likeable. Also, you hear the whip sound every single episode! Like, always ch! Ch! Ch! Ch! Psh! Ch! Ch! And it's so annoying just shut up! So I'm not raging, it's just... I f--king hate this show so much! Ugh! Just... damn. I'm happy that this show got cancelled that when I heard it got cancelled, that was the best thing that I heard in a long time. Because this show deserved to end. The characters are stupid, not funny, it's annoying, this is the worst show I've ever seen. The characters are stupid! The show is stupid, Johnny Test is not a superhero. Batman's a superhero! Superman! Iron Man! The Avengers! Those are real superheroes, not Johnny F--king Test! You know what Johnny Test can do? He can suck my d--k. (sigh) F--k you, Scott Fellows for making this show! OK, really. The show gets a -10 million/10. And by that, it gets a 0/10! This show pisses me off. I'm happy that I destroyed it. Here's another thing that pisses me off: A Johnny Test fan always steals (sigh) videos of people that hate the show- like, this guy named Harvey Henderson (sigh) like, really. That's why- that's what gets me mad! When someone doesn't respect anyone's opinion on Johnny Test! Like me! I feel like I'm the hated one! You know what? (sigh) Guess what, Johnny Test fans who can't respect opinions? I'm never gonna hate- I'm never gonna love- I'm never gonna like Johnny Test. Why? Because it's stupid, annoying, gay, f--king dumb and I will hate it FOREVER AND EVER and there is nothing you can do about it. (sigh) But, if you're a good user that doesn't steal Johnny Test hater's videos and is my friend, I respect your opinion on this show. But you have to respect mine because- you know what? When someone disrespects my opinion on Johnny Test... I get pissed off! Really. That's all I have to say, f--k you, Johnny Test, for, uh, existing in the first place. Every single cartoon show in the world is even better than this show. That's all I have to say. See you guys later! War out!

(it took forever to copy matthews rant feel free to use as a copypasta)

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MikeTheKoopaWarrior In reply to Drewsky1211 [2019-03-17 01:06:16 +0000 UTC]

that was fucking beautiful, all it needs is the whipcrack sound effect.

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Disney08 In reply to MikeTheKoopaWarrior [2019-05-11 05:19:54 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A870-v…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ-X34…

Nice gentleman.

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Drewsky1211 In reply to MikeTheKoopaWarrior [2018-07-04 18:36:25 +0000 UTC]

If you want to.

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Drewsky1211 In reply to LogomaxProductions [2018-01-27 22:39:38 +0000 UTC]

lol that did nothing but make you look like an idiot

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