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[2005-03-16 13:35:13 +0000 UTC]
"blaggard"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 197; Deviations: 160; Watchers: 1542
Watching: 22; Pageviews: 217769; Comments Made: 3013; Friends: 22
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: Top Gear, Morgan Freeman's Thru the Wormhole, Wonders of the Universe w/ Brian CoxFavorite bands / musical artists: would be easier to pick fav songs....
Favorite books: you're really going to have to narrow this down!
Favorite writers: Gaaa!? Is anybody even listening???
Favorite games: You know what?! F*k it!
# About me
I work for a publishing company but I needed an uncensored space to say the f-word and talk about ninjas so I started this shambles. If you know me in real life you might not want to be here. I also write a satirical blog on everything from art to fat to sex, a relationship column that will make you wish you’d decided to just stick with dogs and I don't twitter a lot. Also, I can balance live cats on my head but no one will pay me for it. Yet. I have a book coming out in 2012. I assure you, no one is more surprised about this than me."*******" is my husband. Allegedly. O'shannassy and Byron are the horses. Fritz and Sean are the dogs. There is an ever changing cast of cats. Pluto is a planet in spite of what you may have heard.
You can email me but I’m terrible at responding and I declare email bankruptcy on a regular basis. It’s not you. It’s me. I’m at jackelstyxyahoo (dot) com. Honestly, you're better off dropping a note by here on DA.
Current Residence: a cardboard mansion
deviantWEAR sizing preference: small
Print preference: large
Favourite photographer: Vavra
Favourite style of art: Black and White
Operating System: Windows. Feck.
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Skin of choice: yours
# Comments
Comments: 239
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How have I not found your work before now? You're a talented artist and covering a topic I adore. I should have found you ages ago!
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Winter is coming. With all of the cold weather and snow where you live it is a good time to create more art (hint hint wink wink). While your at it it is a good time to bake some yummies too 
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I hope you get well soon! There isn't a woman anywhere else like you which has a passion for us fat men!
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Hi my friend. You haven't done much of your beautiful work lately. I hope you will do more after the holidays. It is always so nice to see. In the mean time Happy Holidays!
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How can I disappoint a holiday wish?! Cheers!
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So nice to see you back! Big fat hugs!
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Your style is breathtaking! How wasn't I watching you before? ps. Also, ffas united
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Hell yes, FFA United. WE should have union cards.
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FFA stands for female fat admirer right? Then I am one as well.
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I love your work and your wit. Plus, I'm on the side of any other girl who likes fat guys just as a matter of principle-seems like we're an endangered species.
I'm an aspiring comic book artist, but I haven't yet made the step from working totally by hand to working digitally. Given how great your work is, I was wondering if you'd share some of the process you use with me, so I might get a better sense of what I need to learn.
Thanks for the artwork!
S.
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I would love to give you any help I can, m'lady. Most editors don't give a hoot if you use digital or traditional media, just so long as it's in on time.
That probably wasn't terrifically helpful advice. I'll try to do better next time. ^_^
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Oh thank you very much 
I love your work to! inspired me a lot! ^^
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yay! I'm so glad. Stop by any time... they're always stuffed.
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I can´t say a word. Yuo have talent . some of your pics added to my favs. i´ll keep watching
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You have so much talent. I really love so many of your drawings ! Thanks so much for posting them. It's nice to see drawing on that subject of FFA.
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I tried to comment on your blog but it wouldn't let me... I guess were doomed to be deviant art only acquaintances for ever... how sad...
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awwww... lame. Stupid blogger thingy....
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Fantastic, laughing good and hard at the gallery , and attitude in general. Glad you are out there .
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Grand! Well, who knows? Stay in school, study hard, you know, maybe someday....? XD
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I finished school a long time ago, it's work now.
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-takes the secret food stash to the mines and eats-
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