Winzer [2019-11-14 00:43:32 +0000 UTC]

Thank you a ton for the watch! The support really means a lot! I hope your day is wonderful~   

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Iduna-Haya [2019-11-11 22:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for watching I’m happy you enjoyed my art, and I hope you will enjoy my future work. Have a nice day!

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writeddreams2reality [2019-10-28 12:36:33 +0000 UTC]

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KaidokJ [2019-10-28 09:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 22: Ghost - Return of the Noodleman

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. Bald burping bounceable butt balancing blob babies. Ghastly gabbing unstoppable mouth flapping mean girls. And lastly, lousy lying contemptible leg conning tyre trolls. Down here at Long Winded Larry’s Emporium of Unfortunately Named but Largely Useless Marketing Assistants, we have the perfect advertising aid for an undiscerning customer. Due to a shipping error, and because nobody wants these things, we are currently overstocked. So come on down and take one of these horrifying monstrosities off my hands. Call in the next 329 minutes…I’ll be glad that you did.

#PurpleProsePerpetrator     

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KaidokJ [2019-10-28 05:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 21: Treasure - I say we go left...

And I stand by that choice. In fact, when faced with a fork in the path, I always go left. It is a life philosophy that has served me well, right up until last week. An overloaded tanker exploded, due to an overheated burrito, just off our coastal hamlet. But don’t worry, no one was injured. The tanker was fully automated, which begs the burrito question, now that I think about it. The point is, the tanker’s cargo of low grade weaponized cutlery was jettisoned during the explosion and now you can’t walk three feet without stumbling upon a fork, sticking out of the ground. It’s been a very disorienting seven days.

#ALeftTooFar  

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SugarPopBlossom [2019-10-26 12:53:03 +0000 UTC]

THANKS FOR THE !!!

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AlexanderSKopala [2019-10-25 19:36:59 +0000 UTC]

Thx for the llama badge and the watch too!

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KaidokJ [2019-10-24 14:22:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 20: Tread - 1, 2...3. Good, all there.

I always worry about losing my marbles. Sure, you try to keep them in a safe place, like inside my neighbor’s cat, Marquis de Bob, or buried with great aunt Angus, but sometimes I can’t help but get the feeling that someone is going to hack my GPS, bypass my PTA level security system, assume my multiple identities and steal my marbles. And let me assure you, my fear is not misplaced. I knew a guy who lost his marbles and now all he does every day is sit around intently reading the Chinese section of his microwave operations manual, as though it conceals some deep cosmic truth. And maybe it does, the Chinese are very intelligent after all. But I just couldn’t handle that kind of life, if I was to lose my marbles. Regardless of how hard I try, I just can’t speak Chinese.

#GetYourHandsOffMyMarbles

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KaidokJ [2019-10-23 09:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 19: Sling - Look at that hangtime

I haven’t seen airtime like that since the Hamlet Worldhoppers. Now those were the days. You should have seen it. Small villages, houses and all, would jump from one planet to another, all for the sake of wholesome entertainment. True, they had a minuscule demographic of viewers, mainly stay-at-home hamsters and the occasional mature aged gerbil, and the cost of production was astronomical, but boy did they get some airtime. Well, actually, since the whole display took place in space, there wasn’t much air per say, but still, it was worth watching if there was absolutely nothing else on TV.

#HoppingMadForHamlets    

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KaidokJ [2019-10-23 07:00:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 18: Misfit - Who broke my flux capacitor?

Because you can’t just pick these things at the corner stone, you know. You have to order it, custom. It took three chinchilla enthusiasts countless minutes of meticulous calculations to conceive, and an unimaginable number of pipe cleaners to construct. Do you think it’s easy to fundamentally change the humanity’s understanding of the fabric of the universe? Of course not. That fabric is very unwieldly and is not, I repeat, is not machine washable. I tried it once and unfortunately there was some minor shrinkage. Nothing too significant, a few galaxies might have been lost, but unless you have a really powerful deep space telescope, I doubt you’d even notice it.

#ContriteCosmologicalCleaner

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KaidokJ [2019-10-19 23:11:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.  

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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MadiiCake [2019-10-16 20:04:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the watch! I really appreciate it

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moca-arts [2019-10-13 07:50:42 +0000 UTC]

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SugarPopBlossom [2019-10-07 21:53:55 +0000 UTC]

THANKS FOR THE !!!

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FaePanic [2019-10-07 12:12:30 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the favourites!
Your support is very appreciated. ♥

     

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Hope you have a lovely day!

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SugarPopBlossom [2019-10-03 12:24:07 +0000 UTC]

  THANKS FOR THE !!!

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BuzzingGirls [2019-10-01 04:38:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch!

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Grace-Zed [2019-09-27 05:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Hi. Thank you kindly for the watch. I appreciate it.   

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AxceI [2019-09-25 23:22:25 +0000 UTC]

Hey there! Just wanted to stop by and say thank you for the watch! I really appreciate your support. 

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Sellue [2019-09-25 16:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch! <3<3<3

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JadeKingfisher [2019-09-24 07:15:58 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the watch!! have a good day!

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AlienOffspring [2019-09-20 11:39:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for the watch

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ThePurpleGriffin [2019-09-18 13:01:28 +0000 UTC]

Hey there! Thank you so much for the watch!

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HowManyDragons [2019-09-18 06:22:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for ing my dragon sculpture! There are many more handmade dragon figurines in my gallery, if you'd like to take a look. 

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SugarPopBlossom [2019-09-18 03:54:48 +0000 UTC]

 THANKS FOR THE !!!

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