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akatsuki2008 [2020-03-20 13:50:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the llama

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ProtoTEnterprise [2020-01-25 19:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Muchisimas gracias por la Llama!  

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KaidokJ [2019-10-30 01:36:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 23: Ancient - I think I found the problem

I see you’ve got your ramset driver plugged into your nine iron and that’s just not going to work. How can you expect to get good reception or decent yardage without using a shaved Pekinese as some sort of buffer? My suggestion is that you upgrade your memories to some sort of flashback drive and then you don’t have to worry about losing all your dates to Sheryl, down in marketing. Of course, if you want a new system entirely, I know a Danish Wolfhorse that can give a good deal on a brand new system of government and will even throw in a free monitor lizard. Just let me know and I’ll get you her number.

#ITSupportStories   

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KaidokJ [2019-10-28 05:06:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER15: Legend - Damn you! You blew it all up!

I’m not accusing anyone, but if the guilty party would step forward, then I’m sure they will be rewarded for having the courage to come clean. I think, considering the severity of the crime, a mild defenestration seems like a fitting punishment. Or possibly, ritual amputation of the kneecaps using rehabilitated circus weasels. At worst, death by pop gun firing squad. You don’t want that last option. It takes ages. The last time this sentence was handed down, the poor chap nearly choked to death on a march-fly halfway through their execution, and we started the procedure in September. What’s worse, once we provided medical attention, we then had to start all over from the beginning. So, do the right thing and give yourself up. Don’t let your family live with the shame of what you’ve done. I was really looking forward to blowing up this balloon personally, and now that chance is gone, forever.

Confess! You know you want to. Please.

#IrrationallyInvestedInterrogator   

Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 17: Ornament - It's good to be the king

Or at least, that has been my experience. New strings daily, well-greased joint hinges, a good polishing every so often and all my subjects fall over themselves in my presence. However, nobody really listens to my ideas, and I have a sneaking suspicion that my administrators are keeping things from me. There’s been rumblings of invasion from that stuffy Plushie Consortium and despite several altercations on the southern border, my chambermaid, Judy, refuses to send in the Marionette Heavy Artillery. General Punch has also been off “on business” for weeks now. If I didn’t know any better, it looks as if they might even orchestrate a palace chicken coup. Something must be done.

#ParanoidPuppetMonarch      

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KaidokJ [2019-10-10 07:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.  

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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KaidokJ [2019-10-10 05:46:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama 

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama? 

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out. 

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

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littledredre [2019-08-16 05:27:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch! :3

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Pumpkin-Pie13 [2019-08-04 06:06:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for the llama! I appreciate it.

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1nvaderNad [2019-07-28 06:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Gracias por los favs! n.n

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