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JaroNigthmare
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[2012-04-12 17:15:41 +0000 UTC]
"Paradise is an illusion"
(Germany)
# Statistics
Favourites: 3504; Deviations: 279; Watchers: 40
Watching: 112; Pageviews: 12167; Comments Made: 1609; Friends: 112
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: http://tatsuyakuroda.deviantart.com/ http://mira-chii.deviantart.com/Favorite movies: Various movies.
Favorite TV shows: NCIS, Supernatural, BBC Sherlock, Various Animes
Favorite bands / musical artists: Dead by April, Dragonforce, Gregorian, Nightwish, Subway to Sally, Amaranthe, Starset, nearly verything
Favorite books: Zwerge-Reihe (the books from the dwarfs), The Seawolf, Skullduggery Pleasant
Favorite writers: Markus Heitz, Derek Landy
Favorite games: Pokemon all Gens, Etrian Odyssey all Gens
Other Interests: Shooting with bow, swimming, diving in my paracosm
# About me
Nothing important to tell ^^' I'm a boring person with a boring life ;3In the darkness you shine
Can you keep me safe tonight?
When I’m down on my knees
You are what I believe - Skillet
# Comments
Comments: 107
Es war mir eine Freude, der Text hatte eine echte Spannung und konnte diese sehr gut vermitteln. Hat Spaß gemacht ihn zu lesen
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Thanks for the fav on The Kevin Chronicles – Chapter 1 (Revised)
Will Kevin ever defeat the Crime Lord, Sir Greedypants? Can he save his lovely photographer, Gary, from plummeting 3 feet to his death? Will his slow dancing skills ever help him to clean up the streets of Umbropolis? Tune in next week to find out. Until then, never trust a llama with your browser history, it only ends in tears.
You can find Chapter 2 here - The Kevin Chronicles – Chapter 2 (Revised)
Or the rest of the series can be found here.
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As said, I will check them out later but skimming through them I found them to be funny so I will follow up I think 
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No rush. That's just the standard fav reply for the first chapter.
Sorry if it feels pushy.
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Not at all, I find it to be quite hilarious and enjoyable to read :3 Not like any other reply I give and get
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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That's such an awesome comment, I feel obliged to check it out now
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Thanks.
Feel free to stop by anytime. We're always open.
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I really love this crown of sonnets. Never heard of this, it really inspires me to try it as well
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You should, it is a bit of a challenge, but once completed a real accomplishment for sure...
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Hi there! 
• Please look at this guide journal for information on folders. •
I hope you enjoy your stay with us! If you have any que atstions or concerns feel free to tell me so!
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Thank you for having me! I'll read it tomorrow and get to uploading a few pieces 
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Hiiii..thank you so much for the fave Hope you enjoy my artworks
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Hello there!
I would like to welcome you to TheWritePlace ! With weekly prompts posted every Monday and a vast gallery for you to submit writings to, I hope we'll be able to help your writing passion and skills grow.
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Thank you very much and thank you for your fave :3 I hope I'll be able to provide good art too the group which adds too the collection of masterpieces.
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I can't wait to see what you submit. :3
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I'll give my best ^^
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No Problem, liked her concept and the style ^^
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Kira? Nicht böse gemeint, aber hör bitte auf, dich für jeden Favoriten einzeln auf meinem Profil zu bedanken. Das ist eine selbstverständliche Sache. Man bedankt sich für Llamas und fürs Folgenm höchstens noch für den ersten Favoriten, den man hinterlässt.
Ich werde in Zukunft noch einige Dinge favorisieren, wenn dafür meine Nachrichtenbox mit Profileinträgen überquillt macht es das nicht angenehmer ^^'
Ich weiß es ist lieb gemeint von dir, aber:
a) Nicht notwendig
b) Überfüllt es meine Kommentarbereich mit deinen Kommentaren
c) Lese ich das irgendwann auch einfach nicht mehr, sondern lösche es einfach und damit ist die Geste dann eigentlich sinnlos :/
Trotzdem: Gerne, ich favorisiere, was ich mag
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Always, I followed you for quite a while and I'm glad you're back and feel better now. I really like your style and pics, the humans look so normal, so like everyday people, like my neighbor and me. I really that because it makes myself feel more normal. <3
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Aww thanks so much
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hab jetzt schon das selbe Lama wie du udn es fehlen nur noch 28 dann habe ich dich eingeholt ;3
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Das war doch nur ein schrerz .-.
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Ich hab nichtmal in zwei Jahren so viele wie du jetzt gehabt :'D Das is schon bitter
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Soll ich dir was sagen...
Der Heid um mich ist vorbei nun bekomme ich bestimmt kaum noch welche....
Was neu ist wird alt und was gestern noch galt, stimmt schon heute oder morgen nicht mehr....
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