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Jester-ne
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[2010-11-08 02:08:24 +0000 UTC]
"Mellinda"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 177; Deviations: 134; Watchers: 12
Watching: 13; Pageviews: 8202; Comments Made: 4634; Friends: 13
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: KnKn, you're like, my idol.Favorite movies: LOL. you expect me to CHOOSE. that's hilarious.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Longer than the movie list. Um. 3 Doors Down, P!nk, Queen, whole bunch shet.
Favorite writers: AmyATOMIC-x. Check her stuff out. It's beastly.
Favorite games: I don't even know anymore.
Favorite gaming platform: PS3. Never played on one, but seriouslyyy. Those things are SO FUCKIN COOL.
Tools of the Trade: Pencil and eraser. But apparently, not a soul. THANKS A LOT, MASON. bastard.
Other Interests: Uhhhh.... UUUHHHH.... fuck. *WTFBOOOOMMM*
# About me
HOLY SHIT I'M CHANGING IT.OMFG.
Yeah, I'll put more later. I'm as lazy as an untrained donkey.
Devious Family:
is my crazy soul-sister in the north. She keeps talking about this guy named Norway though... I think she's cheating on me >:U
AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I'M PUTTING YOU ON HERE.
is my best buddy. Sometimes we talk about our favorite show, Invader Zim. If you don't like that show, GTFO NOW.
is my badass other soul-sister in the south. For some reason she knows Norway too. Who the hell is this guy?
is my CRAAAZY cousin up in the east. She likes this show named Death Note.. it creeps me out.
is my good friend, France. He wants me to call him Francis, but I like to call him by his proper name. He's very weird, and uses squiggles a lot.
is my other good friend, England. I like his tea, it smells good. But I'm not allowed to have any.
is my other other good friend. At least, I hope we're friends. Sadly, we don't talk much. But I love all her drawings.
OH YUS. STAMP TYME BIOTCHEZ.
STAMPS FAIL.
Quotes:
"The Internet, where the men are men, the women are also men, and the children are FBI agents."
-Anonymous
"I'm not a coward, your MOM'S FACE is a coward!"
-Mason, using MY LINE AKDLJG.'
"Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me?... Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science... You monster."
-GLaDOS ♥
Current Residence: In the land of Hippos. *slowly going insane from this fact*
deviantWEAR sizing preference: How the hell do you wear a website?
Print preference: I HAVE TO PRINT SHIT. *eyetwitch*
Favourite genre of music: Rock n rave, bby. Rock n rave.
Favourite photographer: photographers are boring AHEM.
Favourite style of art: no fucking clue what my style is man. Cartoonish? fffff.
Operating System: THE ONE THAT DOES THE WRECKING BALLS YEEEAAHHH.
MP3 player of choice: Anything not made by apple O_O' those guys freak me ouuuttt.
Shell of choice: SNAIL SHELLS. No no wait, TURTLE SHELLS! hell yes.
Wallpaper of choice: The wallpaper that isn't a wallpaper.
Skin of choice: Um. I'd like to keep my OWN skin on my OWN body plzkthx.
Favourite cartoon character: Amelia McBride. she's like, bitchin.
Personal Quote: "Ya wanna get the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter! Ya gots me?" -Genie from Al
# Comments
Comments: 463
flkhglkahsd GDI why did you have to post that journallll ;___;
now i'm like, "fklhglkahsd I MISS HER come baaaaack"
youfuckingtease B|
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWO DAYS EARLY.
because lol i'm not gonna remember on your birthday.
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hey i maybe come over to your homes today okay or do com to my house.
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OHGOD.
OHGODOHGODOHGOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW.
UGHHHNOENGLAND.
; _ ;
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HOLY SHIT EWHAT DID HE DO.
TELLMEEVERYTHING.
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YEAH YOU KNOW HOW YOU WERE BEING A DOUCHE AND COMMENTED ON HIS PROFILE?
AND I WAS STUPID AND COMMENTED ON YOUR COMMENT FUUUUU.
YEAH.
HE REPLIED TO ME.
AND HE'S ALL...
BEINGENGLANDLFKHGLAKHSDR.
.////.
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LOL OKAY I SAW.
He's charming, isn't he?
TAKE HIS HAND DO IT. x3
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NOOO SHUT UP FUUU.
UGH I HATE YOU.
SO.
MUCH.
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TAKEHISHANDDOIT.
DOITDOITDOIT.
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NOIHAVEAFUCKINGBOYFRIENDAUGHH
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HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
...
I'M STALKING YOU LIKE A BOSS!!
//throws shoe at//
>8I
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HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEY
...
I'M DODGING YOU LIKE A BOSS!!
*dodges shoe*
Why the madface?
I WANT TO WATCH REPO AGAIN.
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THEY SHOULD MAKE A REPO!/TRON CROSSOVER MOVIE.
ITWOULDBESOFUCKINGAWESOME.
...
no, shuddup, i am NOT on crack. >8I
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U MAD?
Nah, it'd be too...
...
AWESOME.
YES.
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PROBLEM?
FF, THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE WITH AWESOME. >8I
...
not that programs have organs. BUT USERS DO. FLYNN DAMMIT!!
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NAH I'M GOOD.
IT WOULD WOULDN'T IT.
...
god Pepsi you are SUCH A NERD.
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YES.
IT WOULD.
...
YOU SAY NERD LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.
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OH WHAT THE FUCK.
IT RLY RLY WOULD.
...
I WAS COMPLIMENTING YOU.
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YERPDERP.
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GOOD. YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN, BITCH. >8I
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alright I'm bored of this already.
you game for Go Fish?
DERPER HERPER.
...
I WAS, I WAS. GOD.
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VIRTUAL CARDS CAN GO GET ERASED FLGKHASDR.
//shotshotshotshotshot//
MHM.
...
GOOD. >8I
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HEY HEY HEY.
VIRTUAL SOLITAIRE IS ACTUALLY KINDA FUN.
if I knew how to play the damn thing.
YUHUH.
...
jesus I swear you're PMSing.
...
I'M KIDDING.
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LOLOL HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED SOLITAIRE WITH REAL CARDS?
IT'S SO.
IRRITATING.
XDD
YERPDERP.
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I CAN'T BE PMSING IF I'M ON MY PERIOD, DOUCHEBOX.
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SHUT UP I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION YOUASKEDFORIT. >8I
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NO ACTUALLY.
I HAVEN'T.
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I COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW LONELY I AM AND THEN I NEVER PLAY SOLITAIRE.
WHAT THE FUCK.
YUPDUP.
...
umyesyoucan.
THE TERM PMS LIES.
IT'S NOT JUST PRE-MENSTRUAL IT'S ALSO DURING-MENSTRUAL.
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YEAH, IT SUCKS.
DON'T TRY IT BECAUSEITSUCKS.
MHM.
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it's called premenstrual syndrome for a reason, bitbrain.
after that it's just hormones and blood and flkghkalshdr that has you constantly irritated.
ishouldknowi'vehadmyperiodsinceiwasnine.
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ALRIGHTIWON'T.
YERPDERP.
...
SINCE YOU WERE NINE.
wow.
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M'KAY.
UH HUH.
...
YES, I KNOW.
IWANTADIVOOOOORRRRCE.
...
//shotshotshotshotshot//
frommyperiodlolololololololololol.
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i don't know. shut up GOD I WANT SUGAR. >8I
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S'KEY.
YUPDUP
...
SUGAR *doo doot doot doo doo doo* OH HONEY HONEY *dat dat dat dat daa daa* YOU ARE MY CANDY GIIIRRRLLL~ AND YOU GOT ME WANTIN YOOOUUUU
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...OKAY THEN.
...THISISBORING.
...
lolol that reminds me of that lollipop song by aqua. XDD
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YES.
yeah. Anyone up for Solitaire? *SHOT*
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YEAH WELL. IT ISN'T. IT WAS MADE EVEN PAST THAT.
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MHM.
SHURE. //shotshot//
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NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. THOSE OBVIOUSLY AREN'T THE LYRICS, I WAS SAYING IT REMINDED ME OF THAT SONG.
FLKGHASHDR.
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YEAH.
Some nerd is complaining with me about logic and I'm just like, one second I'm 'LOGIC BLAH!' and now I'm just like 'fuck this LOGIC CAN SUCK ROTTEN EGGS *farts rainbows* I FART IN YOUR FACE, LOGIC' and now the chicks all 'OMG WTF?!'
YERP.
...
do you understand how hard it is to understand tones when you're reading text?
real hard.
...
real hard OMFG.
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...Okay then? O__o
Lololol I feel like getting into a flame war with someone.
Just for the helluvit.
MHM.
...
There was no tone involved, fucktard.
I said, "lolol that reminds me of that lollipop song by aqua. XDD"
There doesn't have to be a tone for you to know that I wasn't saying that it was that song and that it just reminded me of it. =/
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OH MY GOD.
I just said 'Don't touch me or I'll call rape' and now this chick is all 'RAPE ISN'T A JOKE OMFG U INSENTISIVE JERK!'
yeah.
...
OKAY SO NOW I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE A DUMBASS FOR EVEN A SECOND?! jesus!
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OH MY GOD. XDD
THINK ME TO THIS SHIT SO I CAN FLAME HER FOR BEING RETARDED. XDDDDD
yup.
...
WELL JEEZ, MAN.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS RETARDED.
FLKHGATR.
WHATEVER YOU SHOULD IGNORE MY RANTS LIKE THAT ANYWAY BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING IT A LOT LATELY.
DON'T TAKE OFFENSE TO IT. I'VE BEEN DOING IT TO EVERYONE.
Like, earlier today, I called Zanna a fucktard because she said fauns were female satyrs and I freaked out and was like NO FAUN IS JUST THE ROMAN TERM FOR SATYR and yeah.
...
JUST IGNORE ME.
FLYNN, DAMMIT! >8I
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think you?
think you.
okay, I can think you.
*BRAIN POWA!*
no no no I'm kidding.
the joke had to be made though.
and, 1. sorry she got off for the night and 2. she would kick my soul for sending my friends on her.
...yeah
...
SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT?!
OMG WHAT THE HELL.
NO JUST-
NO.
I feel like killing her now.
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Fuck.
*link
IHATETYPOSLIKEABOSS!! >8I
...FINE.
JUST LINK ME SO I CAN READ IT. XDD
People are funny and retarded. XD
...
...
YEAH. =/
She said she was playing Spyro and there were a bunch of female satyrs that were called fauns or something and they were all Scottish or something.
And then she looked it up somewhere but flkhgahsdr.
I'm figuring it's a Scottish thing or something but still. =/
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After half an hour of searching, HERE
[link]
Just scroll down, and read the conversation between me and SweKat, not hazelthewolf. she's coo'
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SPYRO IS FUCKIN AWESOME MAN.
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LOL.
LOL LOL LOL LOL.
WHAT THE FUCK.
...
YEAH, I KNOW. :3
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ROFLMAO I KNOW RIGHT.
wait are you laughing at me or her?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW BUT
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TOTALLY BITCHIN.
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her. xDD
"OMG RAEP IZNT PHUNNY ASSHOLE DDDD:"
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YUP.
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LOL IKR.
actually it kinda is. :3
WHEN IT'S HAPPENING TO SHAWN LOLZ.
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i'mboredofthees.
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT.
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LETS STOP THEN.
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mhm.
actually i forget what we were talking about.
so.
...
M'KAY.
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me too akshuali.
I can't one-up that.
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YERP.
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well than.
i can.
YESIJUSTONE-UP'DMYSELF.
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UH HUH.
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yup.
OMFG XD
I forgot about Jim Gaga.
WHYDIDYOUWANTTO1UPYOSELF.
...
YUH.
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yerpderp.
MMHHHMMMMM.
LOLOLOLIHAVENOFREAKINGIDEA.
...
MHM.
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