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Jezter-Meth
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[2008-05-04 22:45:08 +0000 UTC]
"I am JEZ"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 481; Deviations: 52; Watchers: 24
Watching: 85; Pageviews: 5279; Comments Made: 468; Friends: 85
# Comments
Comments: 207
Lol whur are you?! We miss you in tcac and we're having a reunion. How fun. But we miss youuu
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*ATOMIC GLOMPAGE!!!* OMG HAI I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN AWHILE 8D
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:Arianna sneaked up on the outskirts of Jezland in the dead of night. A sheep looked up from its midnight grazing and seemed to tell her that she shouldn't be there. Surrounded by farmland, there was plenty of noise from the animals, and plenty of crops. She bent down and opened the box that she had brought with her. Dozens of gophers spilled out and they took off into the undergrowth.:
Go, little destructive ones. Go and burrow into the crops of these innocent farmers. Don't let me down.
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:The farmers awoke early the next morning ready to get to work on the fields and harvest the much needed crops. But as one farmer walked out he noticed the ground was turned in places it should't be and that some of the already grown crops had been either destroyed or eaten.:
What's happening?!
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I've already done this, but my computer froze just as I was about to click send, so I had to rewrite it. Just know that the other one was better.
:The gophers had settled in quickly. They loved their new home and weren't about to allow themselves to be chased out. The food was plentiful and the space was more so. No, they weren't going anywhere.
Arianna sat at her barn lair and watched as the gophers destroyed the farmland on close-circuit tv.:
Perfect. They're destroying these innocent farmers crops. It'll destroy their economy and that annoyingly perfect little town of theirs will go to pot.
:She rubbed her hands together, called for cheese and yogurt, and sat back to watch the ensuing mayhem.:
Actually, I think this one turned out better
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I never did thank you for the fav, so thank you very much!
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It's fine and you are very welcome
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You're very welcome :3
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(I'm talking in parenthesies! You can't hear me! lol 
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THANKS FOR THE FAV!
You're not on Pchat anymore. :<
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TT^TT Jez, I never see you on pchat anymooore. I miss you ; ;
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sorry chu I've been trying to figure things out x3
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:A dark shadow falls across Jezland accompanied closely by a wispy fog. Some of the residents start to cough. "What is that stench?" they ask. As the fog becomes more dense, the smell intensifies. One potato farmer from the edge of the land makes an observation. "It smells like methane... like a cattle farm...":
That's right, Jez, I have pumped the gas released by my cheez-producing cows into your so-called "beautiful" city! Aside from being forced to live in the stench, your property values will plummet!!! Mwah hahahah!!!!
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:The people cough and begin to try to escape the stench fleeing to places far underground. Who will save them?:
You have gone to far this time! I will save the people of Jez land and make you wallow in your own stench(no pun intended xD)
:Jez begin to make the long and perilous trek towards the villains lair:
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:Arianna sits patiently in her secret lair: an old barn. She absentmindedly rubbed the face of her most beloved cow, Pooky, as she watched the gears move on a large machine in the back of the barn. This was the machine that was pumping the gastric emissions of her dairy cattle to Jez Land.:
Come, Jez, I am ready for you. You are no match for me...
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:Jez opens the doors to the barn, brown eyes glowing beneath hood.:
You have gone to far this Time Arianna. It's time to foil your plans again.
:Jez looked towards the machine then Arianna.:
If you dont willingly turn it off i will be forced to use my own means of action.
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:An evil grin fell across Arianna's face, followed closely by one of her bone chilling laughs.:
I don't think so, my little court jester. You see, to get through me, you'll have to get through my cattle.
:Arianna rang a little bell by her side. In response, the jerzees began to move from one end of the large barn, slowly at first, then picking up speed. They ran straight for Jez.:
You are no match for my stampede, little Jezzy.
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Jez watched the stampede before running over to a bundle of hay and grabbing a pitfork. Jez then used it as a catapult to land ontop of the jerzees, before hopping from one to another towards Arianna:
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:Enfuriated, and slightly fearful, Arianna took off running in the other direction. She was gaining distance from him due to the fact that the cows purposely travelled around her. She turned to taunt the young hero.:
You can't catch me, Jez! Admit it you just can't wi-
:Arianna's sentence was cut off abruptly as she was clothslined by a low hanging beem. She fell to the floor and slipped out of consciousness.:
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:Jez dropped to the floor rolling away from the stampede before standing.:
I see you will never learn Ari. You must always watch where your plan leads you.
:Jez chuckled and walked over to the machine staring at it before pushing random buttons. The machine then began to get over worked until it finally exploded. After the vile machine was detroyed Jez turned to the unconcious arianna and bowed:
Until next time.
:He then dissapeared in a whirl of smoke.:
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Remember to check out the rest of my stamp collection; there might be others you like, so feel free to drop by whenever! ^w^
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^w^ I think i will do so
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YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA~~~~!!!
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O.O Oh snap!! I was actually tagged. xDDD
-shuffles off to manage a journal-
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u think so..?
XD thank you
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YES! you are wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better than me and i was looking through your gallery. i love your style
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thanks again.... and i like your dawings too......
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