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Karkat-Vantas
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[2010-09-17 01:03:06 +0000 UTC]
"carcinoGeneticist"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 424; Deviations: 38; Watchers: 2500
Watching: 32; Pageviews: 132585; Comments Made: 1390; Friends: 32
# About me
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your purpose, if anything, is to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.
Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.
You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
# Comments
Comments: 2233
*stumbles across this*
since when did karkat have this
i need this
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Terezi has teamed up with a batshit crazy human girl, and they have stolen your clothes! With nothing but your boxers, you have two options:
A. Wait for help.
B. Sneak around the house and look for your stolen clothes, all the while PRAYING not to be caught.
What do you do?
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Buckets, buckets, buckets, pails, buckets, buckets, pails, pails
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I need to admit that.....my OC is matesprits with Karkat. They have a grub. lol. um.....this is awkward. Just look on my account later....
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I must have that sweater *Puts on fashion police shades*
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DID YOU FUCKING JUST
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/backs awway
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OH NOT TODAY ERI,
NOT TODAY *REV REV REV*
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prntscr.com/4pqilb
are you proud of yourself yet
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Hey. Hey you, it's me again. Yeah, that shithead that couldn't speak like⦠forever ago. So yeah.
Wellβ¦ how's it going? Done anything? Been anywhere? Killed anyone?Β
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WHY WOULD I HAVE KILLED ANYONE??
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I have no idea, I mean sometimes people just kill people⦠and it's a thing that happens⦠I hope you haven't killed anyone. But other than all that, how are you doing?
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Well hello there! I didn't realize you liked art.
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Ohheylook It's a thing. Well haiya. I would ask how your day is, but you would probably respond (if you responded at all) that it's terrible, and you would not ask me how my day is because you would not care. So I do not know how to start an interesting conversation here, so all I will say is hi. .3.
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DO YOU ALWAYS BLATHER ON LIKE THIS OR IS IT JUST IN FRONT OF ME?
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Yes, I do talk quite a bit. But sir, you're nothing THAT special, to me anyways. Besides, if you were, wouldn't I be far more offended? I'm just talking to you.
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What do you mean what. How was that NOT clear. But you know what. Just. Okay. That's craptastic. How's yer fuggin day been?Β
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ARE YOU EVEN SPEAKING WESTERN ALTERNIAN?
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I'm speaking the same language as you are. -u-; If that wasn't obvious, you need some help sir. Some serious help.
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Lol
this "conversation" tho -u-
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Yeah. Just. This is okay. I think. I really don't know. *shrugs* It's happening so. .3.
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Lel
Karkat seems to be SOOO interested in whatever you were talking bout x'D
Ya know, it's probably just that boardom lol
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Oh my gosh my email and devaintart fucked up. And yes, the ultimate boredom.
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This is going absolutely no where. How's it going? XDDD
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Yup :T
Well, I'm still breathing. You?
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I'm drawing/roleplaying. Because roleplaying is fun eee X3
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Ah, I see. I suck at roleplaying xP
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Awww, well. If yeh practice, you'll get better, I'm shure. X3
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Yee. sdfghjkl I have no idea what else to say. How about⦠have you ever slapped someone with a pickle?
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I actually have x""D
So my sis and I were at Disneyland and she got a pickle. She went off about how it tasted weird and stuff like that. I got so annoyed and mad, I took the pickle and slapped her with it x"D
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XDDDD Yes, I am proud of you.
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I'm proud of me too x""D
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How about a pineapple? Have you ever hit someone with a pineapple?
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Uhm.. No. But a pineapple has been thrown at me
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oh man, that's⦠you're like, one of my new favorite people. XDDDD
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