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Karkat-Vantas ♂️ [15037192] [2010-09-17 01:03:06 +0000 UTC] "carcinoGeneticist" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 424; Deviations: 38; Watchers: 2500

Watching: 32; Pageviews: 132585; Comments Made: 1390; Friends: 32

# About me



Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your purpose, if anything, is to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.

Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.


# Comments

Comments: 2233

TobiasErinRodgers [2018-07-13 18:26:54 +0000 UTC]

Hey

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rain-petals [2016-11-19 22:59:57 +0000 UTC]

*stumbles across this*

since when did karkat have this



i need this

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TORlEL [2016-02-22 02:33:14 +0000 UTC]

i need this.

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KimkahMakara [2015-10-23 16:22:49 +0000 UTC]

Β  Β 

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TejinaGirlForever [2015-07-21 03:14:45 +0000 UTC]

Terezi has teamed up with a batshit crazy human girl, and they have stolen your clothes! With nothing but your boxers, you have two options:
A. Wait for help.
B. Sneak around the house and look for your stolen clothes, all the while PRAYING not to be caught.
What do you do?

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I-WAS-1-9-8-7 [2015-07-13 06:44:58 +0000 UTC]

Buckets, buckets, buckets, pails, buckets, buckets, pails, pails

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lemonaddict1987 [2015-03-21 13:17:21 +0000 UTC]

I need to admit that.....my OC is matesprits with Karkat. They have a grub. lol. um.....this is awkward. Just look on my account later....

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TerraKatski [2014-12-22 06:25:27 +0000 UTC]

I must have that sweater *Puts on fashion police shades*

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Sweet-zonbi [2014-12-16 11:30:36 +0000 UTC]

loving your art dude!

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ERIDAN-AMP0RA [2014-10-27 23:53:21 +0000 UTC]

looks like im

half the troll i used to be

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmyyy In reply to ERIDAN-AMP0RA [2014-10-30 01:44:05 +0000 UTC]

DID YOU FUCKING JUST

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ERIDAN-AMP0RA In reply to mmmmmmmmmmmmmyyy [2014-10-30 01:44:50 +0000 UTC]

/backs awway

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmyyy In reply to ERIDAN-AMP0RA [2014-10-30 01:55:41 +0000 UTC]

OH NOT TODAY ERI,
NOT TODAY *REV REV REV*

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Soulless-Ghostly [2014-10-12 02:40:59 +0000 UTC]

You have my f*cking sweater -w-

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Veidara [2014-09-26 02:58:16 +0000 UTC]

Karkat! 8D

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VanitasAquias [2014-09-24 00:42:31 +0000 UTC]

prntscr.com/4pqilb

are you proud of yourself yet

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zoefrancesva [2014-09-16 21:41:48 +0000 UTC]

Hey. Hey you, it's me again. Yeah, that shithead that couldn't speak like… forever ago. So yeah. πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Karkat-Vantas In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-09-18 17:15:11 +0000 UTC]

WHAT

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zoefrancesva In reply to Karkat-Vantas [2014-09-19 18:38:39 +0000 UTC]

Well… how's it going? Done anything? Been anywhere? Killed anyone?Β 

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Karkat-Vantas In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-09-24 00:28:00 +0000 UTC]

WHY WOULD I HAVE KILLED ANYONE??

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zoefrancesva In reply to Karkat-Vantas [2014-09-24 00:34:32 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea, I mean sometimes people just kill people… and it's a thing that happens… I hope you haven't killed anyone. But other than all that, how are you doing?

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NeonBlueFang [2014-08-09 03:54:04 +0000 UTC]

Hi kArKaT

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radnsad [2014-07-29 01:29:23 +0000 UTC]

Well hello there! I didn't realize you liked art.

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zoefrancesva [2014-07-25 16:18:00 +0000 UTC]

Ohheylook It's a thing. Well haiya. I would ask how your day is, but you would probably respond (if you responded at all) that it's terrible, and you would not ask me how my day is because you would not care. So I do not know how to start an interesting conversation here, so all I will say is hi. .3.

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Karkat-Vantas In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-07-26 16:17:46 +0000 UTC]

DO YOU ALWAYS BLATHER ON LIKE THIS OR IS IT JUST IN FRONT OF ME?

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zoefrancesva In reply to Karkat-Vantas [2014-07-27 18:20:59 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I do talk quite a bit. But sir, you're nothing THAT special, to me anyways. Besides, if you were, wouldn't I be far more offended? I'm just talking to you.

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Karkat-Vantas In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-07-27 20:54:10 +0000 UTC]

WHAT.

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zoefrancesva In reply to Karkat-Vantas [2014-07-27 22:36:56 +0000 UTC]

What do you mean what. How was that NOT clear. But you know what. Just. Okay. That's craptastic. How's yer fuggin day been?Β 

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Karkat-Vantas In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-07-29 01:25:11 +0000 UTC]

ARE YOU EVEN SPEAKING WESTERN ALTERNIAN?

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zoefrancesva In reply to Karkat-Vantas [2014-07-29 01:39:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm speaking the same language as you are. -u-; If that wasn't obvious, you need some help sir. Some serious help.

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-07-29 01:42:12 +0000 UTC]

Lol
this "conversation" tho -u-

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-07-29 01:43:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. Just. This is okay. I think. I really don't know. *shrugs* It's happening so. .3.

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-07-29 02:58:30 +0000 UTC]

Lel

Karkat seems to be SOOO interested in whatever you were talking bout x'D

Ya know, it's probably just that boardom lol

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-08-21 01:57:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh my email and devaintart fucked up. And yes, the ultimate boredom.

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-08-21 02:08:06 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha x'D

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-08-21 02:09:46 +0000 UTC]

XP Yee

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-08-21 02:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-08-21 02:31:15 +0000 UTC]

This is going absolutely no where. How's it going? XDDD

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-08-21 05:04:02 +0000 UTC]

Yup :T
Well, I'm still breathing. You?

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-08-21 14:12:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm drawing/roleplaying. Because roleplaying is fun eee X3

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-08-21 16:28:43 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I see. I suck at roleplaying xP

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-08-22 00:39:29 +0000 UTC]

Awww, well. If yeh practice, you'll get better, I'm shure. X3

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-08-22 03:22:36 +0000 UTC]

Lol yeah c:

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-08-23 02:11:40 +0000 UTC]

Yee. sdfghjkl I have no idea what else to say. How about… have you ever slapped someone with a pickle?

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-08-23 03:20:12 +0000 UTC]

I actually have x""D
So my sis and I were at Disneyland and she got a pickle. She went off about how it tasted weird and stuff like that. I got so annoyed and mad, I took the pickle and slapped her with it x"D

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-08-23 04:04:21 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD Yes, I am proud of you.

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-08-23 04:13:46 +0000 UTC]

I'm proud of me too x""D

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-08-23 05:28:01 +0000 UTC]

How about a pineapple? Have you ever hit someone with a pineapple?

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gh0stybutt In reply to zoefrancesva [2014-08-23 05:28:43 +0000 UTC]

Uhm.. No. But a pineapple has been thrown at me

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zoefrancesva In reply to gh0stybutt [2014-08-23 16:09:26 +0000 UTC]

oh man, that's… you're like, one of my new favorite people. XDDDD

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