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Leviathan762
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[2005-07-10 22:51:38 +0000 UTC]
"Elliot Prower"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 465; Deviations: 10; Watchers: 5
Watching: 25; Pageviews: 5893; Comments Made: 796; Friends: 25
# Interests
Favorite movies: Serenity most of the time, V for Vendetta on occasionFavorite bands / musical artists: Dolce Triade
Favorite writers: Tolkien, Stephen King
Favorite games: Phantom Crash, look it up!
Favorite gaming platform: N64, Wii, (secretly ps3 and 360, shhh)
Tools of the Trade: Pencil and paper, my rudderless brain
Other Interests: video games, anime, cartoons, comics, fantasy, scifi, weapons, software, hardware, internet drama
# About me
Current Residence: ArizonaFavourite genre of music: just not country
Favourite photographer: meh daddy
Favourite style of art: How can a person discriminate?
Operating System: Windows, wanna fight about it?
Shell of choice: Conch
# Comments
Comments: 44
Just saw some guy that looked like you only short, and i thought "what is happenin' to Brad?!" so this is me just saying hi
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hi!
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Hey you... I'm curious as to when you will be able to come back. ;3;
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I get some leave when I get to my next school. unfortunately, orders for schools are backed up pretty bad, and the base where those orders are processed is halfway underwater from bad rains. It may be quite a while
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Oh no! I hope you are able to come visit soon. When you do let me know and we will all get together for some reunion madness. >:3
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If coke equals 2x the
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I think someone just loves Pepsi far more and decided to parade that love with an icon. A visual expression of virtual love.
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Great many thanks for the 
Have a nice weekend!
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You're greatly welcome, I hope you enjoy yours!
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A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.
They were both just getting finished with their shaves,
when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted,
"Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The chief turned to his barber and said,
"Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer!
Now let's try it again!"
Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"
A police officer pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Navy Chief: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Navy Chief: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it.
The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Navy Chief: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.
jokes a couple of jokes to welcome you back into the world
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kehehehehe, those are all great
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happy graduation!
what base are you on?
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thanks! I'm at Naval Station Great Lakes, right next to Chicago. I'm want to find out if photography is allowed on base because there are some really beautiful buildings that I think you guys'd like to see.
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I'm sure it is... just not of like... passwords and stuff... i mean i lived on a base for two months and took pictures all the time
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*totally imagining Saika the spy right now, taking pictures of top secret cookies* O_O;
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how did you know? kidding, the only time i saw cookies was at FRG meetings and they didn't let me bring in my camera
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Ano neuavey heurgie to you too? o-o
Hahaha just kidding, Happy New Year xD!
<3
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Oi.... Brad are you alive...? OnO
You better be!! LIVE I TELL YOU LIVE!
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If it is your wish, I will live. My attention is more divided than ever recently, it's almost vaporous. Not between anything, though, there's just nothing holding it together.
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What kind of father would wish his son to die!?!?!?!? DE~FINITELY not this one. *n*
Your brain is melting!!! Hurry to the freezer!!!
'Ey, I hear you're thinkng about the Navy. Is my boy a soldier/sailor?
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i'm no soldier, and only a sailor by circumstance. I prefer to think of my navy joining as oppourtune adventure. mebbe i'll get stationed in japan?
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Oh that's awesome! >_< As long as it's what you want and I hope you have fun adventures like Forrest Gump did.
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Hey man, you play 2142 anymore? I never see you on there.
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