Llamacornzebra In reply to RosieQuartz [2016-10-24 01:27:27 +0000 UTC]

IM SORRY I REPLIED SO LATE

I didn't think u guys went on chatzy anymore yeah give me the link if I want, I'll try to get in sometimes

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Llamacornzebra In reply to CavilusLegion [2016-09-11 01:26:19 +0000 UTC]

IT ONLY TOOK ME NEARLY TWO WEEKS FOR ME TO SEE THIS CUZ IM AN IDIOT
this seems perfectly safe I suppose I could join you for some tea *loads machine gun*


Also I'm so not ready there's a god damn school dance next Friday and I'm sO NOT READFY

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CavilusLegion In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-09-11 16:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Everyone, get your dicks out for super-duper-extreme bloodbath- IMEAN teatime! *third arm salute*

Superduper safe. Suuuuuperduper safe. Safest fucking safety safe on the safest safe in a safe....wat

DagNAYUBBIT- I concurr when it comes to such bollockry. xD Can't dance for shit over here, so the feeling, the sensation, just- the essence of pure terror in both our minds is completely understandable. That shit's nightmarish. xD

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Llamacornzebra In reply to CavilusLegion [2016-09-11 22:53:42 +0000 UTC]

WHY DO YOU NEED YOUR DICK FOR A BLOOD BATH I NEED ANSWER-

Oh oh..


Hmm *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*


I see *insert Lenny face here because I'm a lazy ass bitch and I can't copy and paste*

the only thing I can say about the dance is THANK GOD IM UGLY
only some lesbian who seriously doesn't care about looks would want to go out with me

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CavilusLegion In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-09-12 22:18:22 +0000 UTC]

*stirs the blood with my 'stirring tool'* Right, need a wee bitta fooken' seasoning.

*stares lustfully into the depths of your soul to look for the seasoning* Got salt?

*what the diabolical flying fuck are we cooking here*

Aw xD I guess that's one thing about corny disco shit. I don't bother going to the things myself, this body isn't manoeuverable at all, and there are far too many people with more... manoeuverable bodies, so it's hard not to stare.

Overall I can tell we despise such things with warranted bitterness.

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Llamacornzebra In reply to CavilusLegion [2016-09-12 23:01:42 +0000 UTC]

*stares back at you* yeah I got salt but do you got sugar? B)

*lmao like I have any fuckin idea"

It's funny cuz I was talking with a guy that's a grade above me and he was like nobody even dances they just come for the food XD one of my friends got asked out tho and I'm frizzed as hell
My friends said that I HAVE to wear a dresS and I HAVE to wear makeup and do my hair to make all the guys... Ugh should I say it.... Thirsty X_X

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CavilusLegion In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-09-13 00:12:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh, but of course. *sly look* Only the sweetest.

Pretty sure everyone, even the best dancers and social experts, secretly come for the food. xD

So that's the standard in life? To make people 'thirst' by the assumption that what lies beneath the surface means nothing? It seems pitiful as to how we convince ourselves that surface values take precedence over one's psychology.
Besides, if one makes all the guys..... guhh, 'thirsty' through appearance then there is no initial appreciation of who the subject is and why the subject is emotionally and logically meaningful to the aforementioned guys.
From communicating with you I have already formed numerous conclusions as to your psychological structure, through subconscious analytical processes. Every gear, every linkage within the mechanical brain collectively houses an analytical consciousness capable of developing a concept of attraction, as in, discerning friend from foe, ally from enemy.
'Thirsty' is the wrong word to describe a more analytical, actually loving state of mind. It's more like the word to describe the mindset of a lust-crazed rapist with a penchant for devouring decomposing vaginal flesh. What they call 'thirst' is more akin to lust than actual love, and while it may contain elements of love, the primary objective relies almost solely upon breaching the fabric walls of their target's underpants and proceeding to give their centipede a new nest to wriggle into.

I don't even think this is on the same subject anymore. xD Bloody hell, the nighttime brings ranting capabilities beyond my wildest dreams. Just be who you want to be, is what I was trying to say. xD

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Llamacornzebra In reply to CavilusLegion [2016-09-13 03:03:42 +0000 UTC]

Well you'll have to show me how sweet it is if you want me to believe you *pouts*


I don't know what you just did but do it more often XD
That was so interesting for me to read for some reason and every once of it was completely true. Plus it's not like we where on a certain subject in the first place anyway Xb
I don't think any of our conversations can be put in a category to be honest, they are all so erotic you can tell that they are not the types of conversations that 'normal' people would have lol but I think that's good, it makes me feel strongly unique to know that no one else can have a conversation quite like us XD

Hmm night does make you quite prone to rants huh?

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CavilusLegion In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-09-14 19:03:22 +0000 UTC]

Roight then! *zzzzzip* *dips it in my tea* *the flying fuck is this* *uses it to sweeten cake mix* *I have no clue*

Aw, dammit, that's real nice. ^-^ I feel as though we understand eachother incredibly well, despite our collective sanity being questionable at best, relative to that of the 'normal'. More proof that sanity means nothing whatsoever! Sanity is for the weak! xD

The night fills me with the urge to find problems and complain ceaselessly about them until, out of sheer annoyance, the world fixes them. Speaking of which... *clears throat*
YOU HEAR ME, UNIVERSE? FIX THIS SHIT, WE'RE ALL WAITING! CAN'T ASSRAPE US EVERY DAY WITH YOUR BULLSHIT, Y'KNOW? MANNERS!
*throws a reel of copper at the universe*

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Llamacornzebra In reply to CavilusLegion [2016-09-14 21:19:54 +0000 UTC]

*throws you out the window* THAT IS NOT A PROPER WAY TO CREATE A CAKE MIX
This is how you do it
*stuffs body parts and rat poisoning in a grill*


CAUTION please don't read this unless you really want to waste your
time listening to me rant

Can you just please come to America and kill this guy that sits next to me in chemistry that keeps asking me if I want LSD or some shit like SPLLLLLZZ
I HATE MY FUCKING SCHOOL HAHAHXIICICU


WELP sorry about that I've had a raging headache all day and slammed my finger in a door so hard it went numb and bled on both sides and I just UGHHH

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CavilusLegion In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-09-14 22:35:11 +0000 UTC]

*looks up at you, mangled and broken, from the ground outside* *round of applause* Gordon Ramsay's jizzing his pants right now, that shit smells daaaaym GEEEEEWD! WOOOOOHEEEEIOUW!
*crawls in through the window* *extends a tentacle* *tastes some* *disturbing things happen to my left shoulder*

*fanfare* BEHOLD! THE INCREDIBLY LONG AND FURIOUS WALL OF TEXT WITH AN INTENDED CATHARTIC EFFECT!™ (Depleted, leaky batteries sold separately.)

GahhhhhhhhhahHHHHH, we had people like that in my secondary. xD Either trying to steal my briefcase or sell me all sorts of drugs. Are you forced to sit next to him? When it comes to matters like this, teachers are absurdly ignorant. True, they have to contend with a vast amount of stress, but it pays to be not only resilient but observant and most importantly, deductive. I know American teachers aren't usually the best. Hell, I know they CAN (I HAVE MET PLENTY OF EXAMPLES OF WELL-MANNERED, POLITE, AND COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THIS PROFESSION AND ARE FROM AMERICA, for example my new music teacher who is simply the most delightful gentleman human reproduction could ever create.) be the crappiest, most unpleasant little insects one could have the pleasure of stomping out were one to gain that much power, but they should at least take the time to be observant when it comes to people bothering people to the extent of wanting a sociopathic, sadistic, and downright depraved mad scientist to save them from their troubles. There's as much sense in some peoples' minds as the squealing noise which wafts across the room were I to pass an excruciatingly malformed kidneystone about the size of Winchester cathedral in a bowl and sell it on eBay for a small loan of a million dollars. Why, yes, we're all so splendid over here, why, yes, we're all having such a tremendously MAAARVELOUS time, there is nothing that can hamper our progress in life, in everything, in simply the most fundamental requirements of the human mind such as proper, decent education which actually educates, and freedom from the ignorance of all the surrounding ants who twaddle away to themselves like little rats, scraping at the bottom of the barrel for excuses to irritate and annoy based around their trivial, pernickety little matters such as, ooh, buying an overexpensive sauce to go on their chips, getting themselves a swimming pool, a new lamborghini, perhaps a New-And-Improved-Version-Of-A-Peculiarly-Shaped-(probably incredibly uncomfortable)Object-To-Ram-Up-Whatever-Orifice-Suits-Them™ (property of Mildly Enjoyable Tomfoolery At Exorbitant Prices Inc.), why yes, we're all becoming such ecstatic, such gloriously happy campers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*clears throat* I'd be glad to physically intervene if I could, but I fear such things aren't possible with what we have over here so far. xD Always a pleasure to rant with you though, and if that helps, then that's fantastic.

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Llamacornzebra In reply to RosieQuartz [2016-07-12 16:16:46 +0000 UTC]

YESSSS ROSIEEEE?-

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RosieQuartz In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-07-12 20:02:17 +0000 UTC]

//falls off chair
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD OMFG
HIIIIII HOW YOU DOING?-

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Llamacornzebra In reply to RosieQuartz [2016-07-13 02:54:11 +0000 UTC]

I BASICALLY WAS OMGF XD
I'm oKAYYY thanks for caring XD

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Llamacornzebra In reply to milkbingames [2016-01-18 16:39:26 +0000 UTC]

oh fuck what have you done?

PEPPA PIG HALLLLLPPPPP

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milkbingames In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-01-20 22:31:07 +0000 UTC]

WE WATCHED PEPPA PIG AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND I TOOK THIS PIC

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Llamacornzebra In reply to KaylaKedziora [2016-01-18 16:39:02 +0000 UTC]

why would I not be watching you? im just painfully sick right now so im a bit unactive plus I watch a lot f people so its hard to deal with everything

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Llamacornzebra In reply to CavilusLegion [2016-01-16 00:02:40 +0000 UTC]

LOL I was dead for 4 days but im back jfkjhgjfnslin


I went to a school trip thing and there was this guy that looked like you and he let me call him cav jkjgrkldf;

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CavilusLegion In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-01-16 00:19:16 +0000 UTC]

Wow. xD So there are more of me. Hmmm...

*evil clone army thoughts*

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Llamacornzebra In reply to CavilusLegion [2016-01-16 01:41:22 +0000 UTC]

his voice was REALLY deep tho 0///0

I never heard your voice cri

if there was a way I could hear ypur voice I would force u to do it but idk lol

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CavilusLegion In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-01-18 00:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Ehhh, it's nothing special, but there is a way of hearing it. xD

When and if you ever go onto chatzy, I can show you my voice.



...but you won't like it. xD Trust me.

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Llamacornzebra In reply to CavilusLegion [2016-01-18 01:07:06 +0000 UTC]

DUDE OMG my voice is so fucking ugly I bet you would have a spasm if you heard it XDDDost likely you ill dislike my voice more than I will dislike urs (I prob wont cuz voices are nic- WTF IS ACTULLY WRING WITH ME :,D)
IDEK
I just hope that this air is GLUTEN FREEEEEEEEE


EGKREJRGKDRJREHBFKJDDRNLGJFDNIO

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CavilusLegion In reply to Llamacornzebra [2016-01-18 02:03:28 +0000 UTC]

THE AIR... I've already checked it. xD It's gluten free.

Ehh, I've heard plenty of voices. Try me. xD

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Llamacornzebra In reply to CavilusLegion [2016-01-18 02:10:33 +0000 UTC]

TRY ME BITCH




GLLLLUUUTTTTTTEEEEENNNNNNNN


my voice srsly sound like im holding my breath or some shitjvfjdvhsbvuhvnifgnlo

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Llamacornzebra In reply to Little--Cinna--Bonne [2015-12-31 13:41:46 +0000 UTC]

lol hi

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Little--Cinna--Bonne In reply to Llamacornzebra [2015-12-31 19:02:04 +0000 UTC]

How You Doing-

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Llamacornzebra In reply to Little--Cinna--Bonne [2016-01-01 01:00:36 +0000 UTC]

Playing black ops 2 how are uuuuu

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