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LordKatty
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[2015-03-07 15:42:21 +0000 UTC]
(Pakistan)
# Statistics
Favourites: 10; Deviations: 6; Watchers: 0
Watching: 2; Pageviews: 1576; Comments Made: 8; Friends: 2
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Me.Favorite movies: The Life and Times of Executing Social Workers-erm, i meant uh...no.
Favorite TV shows: How I Met Your Father (who was a Kow. A real, live Kow.)
Favorite bands / musical artists: Lostprophets, Kattistan's Band of Idiots
Favorite books: KatKomixKompilation, Look Who's Kat, Katty Reloaded
Favorite writers: ImantheAwesome7/Talha Kashif/Shaya...Wait.they.all.write?
Favorite games: Shoot the Social Worker, Execute her
Favorite gaming platform: Life.
Tools of the Trade: Hacksaws. And Big Ones.
Other Interests: Hello Katty
# About me
LORDE KATTYA SHORT HISTORY
Lorde Katty, Born Katticus Bolinovich Felinoff, is a tyrant, famous for annexing the entire world. Don’t blame him, though. Lorde Katty had a VERY stressful childhood. He was born with a Kat mother and a Kow father. Can you imagine having a kow as a father? I mean, he would probably eat all the vegetables on the dinner table….Lick up flies that are in the air….Maybe whip bullies with his tail…Actually, having a Kow as a father would rock. Too bad Lorde Katty’s father and mother dumped him at the orphanage and ran away from him as fast as possible.
From a young age, Katty showed aims of World Dominance. His teachers thought this an idiocy, and whipped him. Later on, Lorde Katty would whip the families of those teachers with a heated whip every day for 10 weeks, before they died.
Later on, at the age of 21, Katty’s general uncle died and left behind a shit-ton of money and soldiers for him. Suddenly, his fate changed. He was in control of an army.
AND HE WAS PISSED AS HELL.
To be continued….
-T.K
