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LordTourettesPlz [17930968] [2011-06-12 00:49:10 +0000 UTC] "Lord Tourettes" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 16; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 52

Watching: 6; Pageviews: 10526; Comments Made: 41; Friends: 6

# Interests

Favorite movies: The Little COCKSUCKER
Favorite bands / musical artists: Mo-FAG.
Tools of the Trade: A butterknife.
Other Interests: Playing my harp!

# About me

Weary travlers Red & Blue! Shall I sing a FUCK for you?

Current Residence: SHIT PISS FART Woods
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ASS
Print preference: DONKEY SHIT ON MY FACE
Favourite genre of music: Classic
Skin of choice: Green!
Favourite cartoon character: Me!
Personal Quote: "Weary travlers Red & Blue! Shall I sing a FUCK for you?"

# Comments

Comments: 291

rottendickcheese [2015-10-26 20:28:08 +0000 UTC]

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to rottendickcheese [2016-04-18 18:37:48 +0000 UTC]

wot

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rottendickcheese In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-18 18:38:30 +0000 UTC]

yez

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to rottendickcheese [2016-04-18 18:40:59 +0000 UTC]

kk

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CandiePew [2015-10-18 20:44:23 +0000 UTC]

LORD TOURETTES IS LOVE.
LORD TOURETTES IS LIFE.

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rottendickcheese In reply to CandiePew [2015-10-19 16:03:03 +0000 UTC]

found u

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CandiePew In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-19 17:31:42 +0000 UTC]

HOOW

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rottendickcheese In reply to CandiePew [2015-10-19 17:33:57 +0000 UTC]

cause i am a commentstalker

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rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 19:39:13 +0000 UTC]

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Red-tastic [2015-10-10 21:51:57 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if will ever FUCK Me here.

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to Red-tastic [2016-04-18 18:38:40 +0000 UTC]

i will

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Red-tastic In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-19 18:26:26 +0000 UTC]

how did you find me

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to Red-tastic [2016-04-19 22:24:05 +0000 UTC]

deniz said
"xG4L4XY-QU33N was wondering if you'd fuck "
and
i saw yer comment on here

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Red-tastic In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-20 20:18:41 +0000 UTC]

but would you
what was wrong with me

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to Red-tastic [2016-04-20 20:29:01 +0000 UTC]

yes

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Red-tastic In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-20 20:35:55 +0000 UTC]

...that's cool i guess

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to Red-tastic [2016-04-20 20:37:05 +0000 UTC]

wtf i just imagined
"i'm gonna FUCK you"

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Red-tastic In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-20 20:38:41 +0000 UTC]

DAN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS
i'm so sorryΒ 

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to Red-tastic [2016-04-20 20:41:47 +0000 UTC]

imagine if you had tourettes
and you shouted out memes
that'd be kinda awesome

you're just in public
then you scream
"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"
you're in class
"and the average NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA has about 270 bones upon birth"

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Red-tastic In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-20 20:51:09 +0000 UTC]

what are you talking about my entire class is yelling out "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"Β 
wait HANG ON A MINUTE.Β have I ever told You the story of how I became the new JOHN CENA?
No? Okay here we go
so I had to say a poem in front of the class, and when I was finished my friend yelled: "IT'S LAR CENA"
and now everytime I sit down, he just goes "IT'S LAR CENA"
god if not he even wrote A FANFICTION about us two and JOHN CENA. It's literally just about how we kick eachother into orbit and JOHN CENAΒ dies.

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to Red-tastic [2016-04-20 20:52:38 +0000 UTC]

you wouldn't be able to control it tho


also dank

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Red-tastic In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-20 20:54:56 +0000 UTC]

oh god that would be terrible and annoying at the same time
imagine just telling the entire Navy Seals Copypasta when You're writing a test and then You get dismissed

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to Red-tastic [2016-04-20 20:59:23 +0000 UTC]

well i mean
the teachers would probably know you'd have tourettes
as you can see the average human has What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USAΒ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little β€œclever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddoΒ Β in... uh....... fuck

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Red-tastic In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-20 21:02:17 +0000 UTC]

why do I find this funny i'm a terrible person

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to Red-tastic [2016-04-20 21:04:11 +0000 UTC]

nonono
we're terrible people

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Red-tastic In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-21 15:25:18 +0000 UTC]

we terrible, terrible people

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to Red-tastic [2016-04-21 15:37:47 +0000 UTC]

are you as perverted as me

rheorical question
the answer is no

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rottendickcheese In reply to TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf [2016-04-20 12:52:24 +0000 UTC]

Alright

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TheGuyWhoDoesTheStuf In reply to rottendickcheese [2016-04-20 15:48:36 +0000 UTC]

:^)

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-17 19:37:31 +0000 UTC]

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 19:49:06 +0000 UTC]

h oW-

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-17 19:49:57 +0000 UTC]

i can
omf
so deerty

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 19:51:18 +0000 UTC]

so deep

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-17 19:52:48 +0000 UTC]

y as

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 19:59:31 +0000 UTC]

very

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-17 20:01:27 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 20:24:25 +0000 UTC]

lal

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-17 20:27:31 +0000 UTC]

lord tourettes

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 20:29:46 +0000 UTC]

yes, I FUCKING know him. c:

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-17 20:31:10 +0000 UTC]

i FUCKING kr

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 20:42:52 +0000 UTC]

it's FUCKING hilarious

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-17 20:52:00 +0000 UTC]

i FUCKING love you lar, you're my FUCKING bro for FUCKING laif

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 21:07:12 +0000 UTC]

I FUCK you too, my LITTLEΒ SHIT.

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-17 21:15:36 +0000 UTC]

FUCK yea

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 21:31:12 +0000 UTC]

AMERICA

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-17 21:33:00 +0000 UTC]

murica

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-17 21:39:03 +0000 UTC]

glory to europe

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-18 10:06:19 +0000 UTC]

SHITTY yes

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Red-tastic In reply to rottendickcheese [2015-10-18 12:33:21 +0000 UTC]

beauty

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rottendickcheese In reply to Red-tastic [2015-10-18 12:34:46 +0000 UTC]

haha

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