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LyraCal [36949713] [2015-08-30 20:05:41 +0000 UTC] "Lost me at Pennsylvanian Cowboy" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1166; Deviations: 295; Watchers: 102

Watching: 283; Pageviews: 20726; Comments Made: 40124; Friends: 283

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: .

# About me

Hey, I'm a lazy turtle with no life.
I'm not as active as I once was, but I'm still lingering on here like a ghost
(Casper)
(The Friendly Ghost)

People who you need to fight to unlock my battle (not really):

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy turtles, which is pretty much the same thing.

# Comments

Comments: 2158

Biobuzzard [2018-06-06 03:21:33 +0000 UTC]

It's me PrismaticallyPutrid i made a new account

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LyraCal In reply to Biobuzzard [2018-07-01 19:45:08 +0000 UTC]

M8 my notifications dont work anymore

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Biobuzzard In reply to LyraCal [2018-07-02 22:05:43 +0000 UTC]

I didn’t know that

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CindersandAsses [2018-02-06 00:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Your tag line gives me life

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LyraCal In reply to CindersandAsses [2018-02-06 00:03:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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CindersandAsses In reply to LyraCal [2018-02-06 00:40:00 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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LyraCal In reply to CindersandAsses [2018-02-06 02:48:23 +0000 UTC]

I just sent an email to myself and got real hyped

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CindersandAsses In reply to LyraCal [2018-02-06 11:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Wot

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LyraCal In reply to CindersandAsses [2018-02-06 11:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Wot

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CindersandAsses In reply to LyraCal [2018-02-07 00:26:11 +0000 UTC]

You wot mate

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LyraCal In reply to CindersandAsses [2018-02-07 01:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, I was at GS

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CindersandAsses In reply to LyraCal [2018-02-07 01:26:24 +0000 UTC]

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LyraCal In reply to CindersandAsses [2018-02-07 01:26:56 +0000 UTC]

I just got home from girl scouts

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PreciousBee [2017-10-06 22:52:06 +0000 UTC]

you have been hugged! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
♡ Spread the DA love around! ♡ⓡⓤⓛⓔⓢ:
1. You can hug the person who hugged you!
2. Feel free to send this randomly to someone! it's perfectly okay (and sweet >v<)
Send this to your friends! Strangers! Or simply enjoy the hug~

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-10-06 22:54:03 +0000 UTC]

fight me

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-10-06 22:56:29 +0000 UTC]

i doNT WANT TO FIGHT CHILD-

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-10-06 23:27:12 +0000 UTC]

I never actually fight people I just argue

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-10-06 23:32:37 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaaaaaaa

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-10-07 12:09:40 +0000 UTC]

until they're over jt

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-10-07 16:33:53 +0000 UTC]

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-10-07 16:48:19 +0000 UTC]

hush

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End-Or-Start [2017-08-01 13:42:00 +0000 UTC]

Hello There!
I noticed you like warrior cats! I would just like to tell you The-Warriors-Journey will be opening on the 8th of August.

If you are uninterested please feel free to ignore this ^^

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PreciousBee [2017-07-20 21:15:15 +0000 UTC]

WHAT DARK MAGIC DID YOU USE TO CREATE THAT STATUS POST
SOMEBODY JUST WATCHED ME

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-20 21:16:56 +0000 UTC]

AMAZING
only the same dark magic I always use

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-20 21:18:02 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAA

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-20 21:19:54 +0000 UTC]

YOU DESERVE MANY WATCHERS
THOUSANDS
MILLIONS

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-20 21:24:39 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-20 21:27:48 +0000 UTC]

AAAAA AGREE WITH ME

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-20 21:41:33 +0000 UTC]

NOT UNTIL YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT YOURE A GOOD WRITER TOO

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-20 21:44:36 +0000 UTC]

Nah

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PreciousBee [2017-07-18 21:31:56 +0000 UTC]

new magic conversation topic:
what if
blood lattes

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-18 21:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Blood
Lattes.
What about them

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-18 21:48:52 +0000 UTC]

i dont know
the idea suddenly popped into my head

im getting horrible thoughts now since i once read this fic thing where lumiere was a barista or something
and cannibal!lumiere likes blood
so
blood lattes

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-18 22:08:12 +0000 UTC]

He murders his coworkers and puts them in the coffee grinder

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-18 22:09:49 +0000 UTC]

oh my godddddd
aaaaaaaaaaa frick dammit im going to end up making a sub au/alternate alternate universe/universe alteration thing because of this aAAA

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-18 22:37:19 +0000 UTC]

SWEET

"Would you like some strawberry syrup on your latte"
"Lumiere that's not strawberry syrup"

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-18 22:38:13 +0000 UTC]

aAAAAAAAAAA

lumiere no dont do that
especially when in public
someone's gonna call the police

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-18 22:56:00 +0000 UTC]

"Lumiere the syrup is CLOTTING PLEASE THAT'S NASTY"
"the whipped cream is made of bone"

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-18 22:58:49 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD
how would you make whipped cream out of bone

then again there's this ice cream that's aCTUALLY SOLD and its bONE MARROW and bourbon cherries
BUT THE SELLER NEVER SPECIFIED WHERE THE BONE MARROW'S FROM

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-18 23:06:08 +0000 UTC]

Probably chicken or cow

Liquefied bone :) (Smile) )

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-18 23:06:30 +0000 UTC]

i know but what if it was human bone marrow

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-19 03:04:18 +0000 UTC]

Aaa my phone died

It's probably not

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-19 03:12:11 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaaaa

shshshshshhhh

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-19 03:37:33 +0000 UTC]

It's almost certainly not

Let's talk about smthn fluffy

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-19 03:39:31 +0000 UTC]

it is if cannibal!lumiere's making this ice cream

oh man i dont know
my mind's in dark au mode right now

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-19 03:48:54 +0000 UTC]

I'm very sleepy and would like to talk about fluffy things :) (Smile)

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-19 03:51:18 +0000 UTC]

aAAAAAAAAA
BUT I DONT HAVE GOOD FLUFF IDEAS
ALL I HAVE IS DEATH AND DEPRESSION
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALL THE ANGST

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-19 03:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Please
I'm fried

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PreciousBee In reply to LyraCal [2017-07-19 04:00:28 +0000 UTC]

fried?

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LyraCal In reply to PreciousBee [2017-07-19 04:05:37 +0000 UTC]

I really can't explain
Like cooked? Brainwise?

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