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MauraGreen
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[2013-02-17 20:06:19 +0000 UTC]
(Croatia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 9945; Deviations: 84; Watchers: 221
Watching: 586; Pageviews: 39423; Comments Made: 3837; Friends: 586
# Interests
Favorite movies: Star Wars, Star Trek, Avatar, Hunger Games, Wall-E, Batman, Ella Enchanted, Tangled, X-Men, Intouchables,...Favorite TV shows: Fringe, Star Trek, Batman TAS, Hyouka, HIMYM, TBBT, Doctor Who, The Mentalist, CSI, Psych,...
Favorite bands / musical artists: Nightwish, All Time Low, Enya, Evanescence, Ellie Goulding, Sting, Bon Jovi, SNSD, Muse, Northern Kings, Skillet,...
Favorite books: Five Quarters of the Orange, The Thief Lord, The Inkheart series, Dragon Rider, Tunnels, Deeper, Incanceron, Delirium, Declaration,...
Favorite writers: Cornelia Funke, Brian Williams&Rodrick Gordon
Other Interests: Writing, photography, cosplay, jewelary making
# Comments
Comments: 2260
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Pozdrav Maura! Thank you for stopping at my gallery and leaving a fave on one of the pieces. I really appreciate the support so I brought you a llama to show my gratitude
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Aww you're sweet 
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You're welcome and thank you for theΒ Β too!
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here withΒ The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, andΒ this galleryΒ contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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IΒ thoroughly enjoyed this comment
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Wow thanks, that's exactly what I was going for. Sort of a free form manic, unhinged sort of quality with a splash of piercingly deep insight.
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thank you for the llama and i did vote!!
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You're welcome and I transfered your points, thank you very much!
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no problem at all!!Β Β thank you!!
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T'was my pleasure
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Β Thank you for faving my work!! Β Β It's appreciated!! Β Β
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My pleasure
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You're welcome
Whoops sorry I see I already replied but dA doesn't have a deleteoption
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Thank you for the llama... ...Though more so, for sharing such excellent images. A most perfect bow given.
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