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PhilosipherMonkey ♂️ [29922392] [2014-01-27 01:20:56 +0000 UTC] (United Kingdom)

# Statistics

Favourites: 99; Deviations: 142; Watchers: 12

Watching: 49; Pageviews: 16697; Comments Made: 1743; Friends: 49

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Myself
Favorite movies: Fantasia 2000, Inside Out and End of the Line (does that count?)
Favorite TV shows: Nyet
Favorite bands / musical artists: Deadmau5, Bastille and C418
Favorite books: The Hobbit and Amaglam Comic books.
Favorite writers: Dc comics. Who else?
Favorite games: LittleBigPlanet, Wild Woody, Team Fortress 2 and Metal Gear Solid
Favorite gaming platform: PC, Wii U, Xbox One, Atari, Playstation 2, and gaming cabinets :P
Tools of the Trade: HATS
Other Interests: Being fancy, homosexual, crazy, 2 inches tall. I hate things Smaller than me.

# About me

Hello, I am Philosipher Monkey. I am a great Gamer, happist, fan man, pivoter, Muro artist, Ms paint master, GModder and all-around artist.
I wish for 1,000,000 dollars on christmas and a brighter future for Albania!
HA! Gotcha, 'Murica! No offense.

Now if you excuse me, I'm batman. *woosh*

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people. -The Scout

What Is Your Level Of Sanity?
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime

# Comments

Comments: 38

Emeraldian-Kingdom [2021-05-27 11:25:49 +0000 UTC]

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tilemaxosbra [2018-01-12 08:34:33 +0000 UTC]

happy new year

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Hexidextrous [2017-05-31 04:03:05 +0000 UTC]

Hey, check out this video. Read the description of it, it reminds me of the cringe-worthy stuff you have shown Crusty. --> www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA1uoK…

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GojiBob [2016-09-11 20:40:15 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!
NAO EAT MAH ASS!

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to GojiBob [2016-11-28 22:58:35 +0000 UTC]

i eat ass
i eat alot of ass
i eat ass
i eat alot of ass
from brown to black to asian
i eat alot of ass
i eat way too much ass
it affects my nutrition

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BaselZmediacenter [2016-09-11 07:35:44 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday , whishing the best for your life ;) (Wink)

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BurgerFeller [2016-07-25 21:45:21 +0000 UTC]

Sir, how can I get to see the cringe that Crusty sees?

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to BurgerFeller [2016-07-28 10:33:53 +0000 UTC]

Just sacrifice 69 aborted kittens, 420 yen and one of your testicles which hath been cut off with a katana and you can subscribe to the cringe collection!
You can see past issues by scrolling down his comment section on his profile in DeviantArt.

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BurgerFeller In reply to PhilosipherMonkey [2016-07-28 20:38:34 +0000 UTC]

Where do I subscribe to the cringe collection?
Also, I only have 68 aborted kittens, does that count?

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FrontRunningScout [2016-06-09 19:07:25 +0000 UTC]

your gay mate

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to FrontRunningScout [2016-06-17 12:46:00 +0000 UTC]

no im not
;;;;;;;;;;;;(((((((((((((((((

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FrontRunningScout In reply to PhilosipherMonkey [2016-06-18 09:36:22 +0000 UTC]

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flusak1235 [2016-05-23 10:37:09 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to flusak1235 [2016-05-24 11:15:44 +0000 UTC]

SniperepinS

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Lonewolf583 [2016-04-25 19:53:22 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to Lonewolf583 [2016-04-27 00:58:57 +0000 UTC]

Just send me a sum of $420.69, a tanker of hydrogen chloride and your first born child.

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GuardianStriker [2016-04-21 16:44:54 +0000 UTC]

I would appreciate it if you not be an attention whore like most people on DeviantArt do.

You're acting just as bad as those kids on those links you sent me. So try your hardest not to spam total irony.

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to GuardianStriker [2016-04-22 08:48:06 +0000 UTC]

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GojiBob [2016-03-16 08:43:42 +0000 UTC]

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FrontRunningScout [2016-02-20 19:56:10 +0000 UTC]

you are a frenkle faced fUck

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to FrontRunningScout [2016-02-20 23:41:46 +0000 UTC]

fite me fgt (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ °)ง

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FrontRunningScout In reply to PhilosipherMonkey [2016-02-21 15:03:32 +0000 UTC]

fukc off greatest satan

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to FrontRunningScout [2016-02-23 07:52:59 +0000 UTC]

fuk u cuntrunner
yur not frensch
yur japoneez

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FrontRunningScout In reply to PhilosipherMonkey [2016-02-27 16:49:56 +0000 UTC]

fukc u america ass russland is bester than ur shity gay123 (tm) contry i bet u eat foods xDDDDDDd loser putin is god go back to africa wit your nigger president i shit on u from hihgest chimney

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to FrontRunningScout [2016-02-29 10:03:49 +0000 UTC]

Anata wa baka desu!
あなたは馬鹿です！

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FrontRunningScout In reply to PhilosipherMonkey [2016-03-16 19:25:32 +0000 UTC]

ROASTE
D

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Hexidextrous [2016-01-19 21:48:57 +0000 UTC]

Hey buddy, check this out.

This video sums up the stuff you've been sharing with Crusty quite well.
youtu.be/92iHMymeWJA

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tilemaxosbra In reply to Hexidextrous [2016-03-10 16:31:03 +0000 UTC]

I can attest to that.

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BaselZmediacenter [2015-09-11 16:56:10 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday , whishing the best for your life ;) (Wink)

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CactusPubes [2015-09-03 09:04:19 +0000 UTC]

You are a sprinkly bullwinkle. I wish to squeeze you and see what comes out. And drink it.

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to CactusPubes [2015-09-04 23:23:55 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, but I have sinned too much for XBox Live and my blood will curse you.

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CactusPubes In reply to PhilosipherMonkey [2015-09-06 11:15:37 +0000 UTC]

Curse blood taste less of strawberry and more of grape. Me not want the grape curse again

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GojiBob [2015-07-04 19:59:22 +0000 UTC]

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Hexidextrous In reply to GojiBob [2016-02-27 04:07:17 +0000 UTC]

Are they combustible lemons?

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PhilosipherMonkey In reply to GojiBob [2015-07-11 02:42:24 +0000 UTC]

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
I'M GOING TO GO AND BURN YOUR HOUSE!
WITH THE LEMONS!
YES, COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

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CanvasAndI [2015-06-30 11:10:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fave ♥ And the perfect comment, I should make a meme out of that XD

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Moonshineemo [2015-06-27 01:25:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave

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LennonBlack [2014-08-24 19:51:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!

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PhilosipherMonkey [2014-01-30 06:59:16 +0000 UTC]

La la la la

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KSapphire8989 [2014-01-30 06:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Welcome to Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle

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