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[2004-04-19 14:57:12 +0000 UTC]
"does the Blank Stare Boogie"
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Favourites: 51; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 41
Watching: 30; Pageviews: 14706; Comments Made: 1659; Friends: 30
# Comments
Comments: 380
Hi, my name is Bob. If you send this to 666 people in 666 seconds you will die. I am a 70 year old man with red eyes who despised chain letters. One day I scrolled across a chain letter and didn't bother to send it.
Guess what?
NOTHING HAPPENED.
If you don't believe me read these stories:
Case 1~ Mario. Now Mario was an Italian who always seemed to save the princess from Bowser's castle. He got sent a chain letter and decided to be an asshole and SEND IT BACK TO HIS OTHER FRIENDS, LUIGI AND YOSHI. A couple days later Bowser kicked his ass when Mario got into the castle, and Mario died. All because he sent this shitty chain letter.
Case 2~ Pikachu. Pikachu was a Pokemon that got stuck in a Pokeball in Professor Oak's lab, but one day Prof. Oak let him out, gave him this chain letter to read, and told Pikachu not to send it. Guess what? Pikachu didn't listen to Oak and SENT IT. Now he got caught by Ash and disobeyed him at the start because he wanted to sleep in that Pokeball, not have to battle every day!
Case 3~ Justine Bieber. Justine Bieber was a 6 year old girl who didn't know what chain letters were. One day she got a chain letter so she decided to send it, because she was shitty. Now that she sent it she is the crappiest singer in the universe, and she will one day die a painful death.
If you send this to:
0 people: Nothing will happen :3
1-10 people: Nothing will happen.
11-20 people: Nothing will happen.
21-30 people: Nothing will happen.
31-46765435678765457 people: Nothing will happen. You need serious help.
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lol i posted that 3 years ago
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I'm just seeing how fake this is.
I know it isn't real.
1. Take a deep breath.Β·
Β· 2. Think of someone you like.Β·
Β· 3. Press F10 5 times.Β·
Β· 4. Send this to 5 comments....Β·
Β· 5. Look at your backgroundΒ·
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Sorry, sorry, sorry D: I hate to send chain letters, but i'm very scared of this one.
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
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PLEASE IGNORE THESE STUPID CHAINS I DON'T DO THEM ANYMORE
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Awesome gallery, I frickin' LOVE your avatar.
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Send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you want. See how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved~
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(Futurama Birthday Song)
"What day is today?
It's ~Rat-1986 's Birthday,
What a great day for a Birthday,
Let's all have some cake."
A happy birthday wish from a deviant that can't get enough of Futurama..
Enjoy your special day.
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It's your birthday today, June 17th, and I'm here to wish you a very happy birthday, with today and 2006 giving you everything you wish for. All the best.
---
Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: @nyssi
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Thank you. It's too bad I can't say the same.
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What the hell man?! Now I know why you haven't commented on my stuff. Where ARE YOU!?!
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Yeah! I'm gettin' married! June 1st!
Naw...
Really, I'm going to Florida to see The Phantom of the Opera!
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Cool, I've never been to florida... you've got to tell me how it is
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Well if you were going to be here instead of leaving, you could have my mom's ticket. She's only going as a favor to me. As much as she love's musicals, she doesn't wanna have to drive 8 hours to see it. So really, I wish you could go with me. It could be a great adventure for both of us! Oh well... Maybe one day when you come back.
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Where the heck are you?! It's like you just dropped off the face of the earth without letting anybody - or atleast me - know! I hope you got that package before you disappeared!
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A short vacation back home, that's all
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