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Riri-Sempai
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[2011-01-28 02:14:51 +0000 UTC]
(Afghanistan)
# Statistics
Favourites: 242; Deviations: 77; Watchers: 30
Watching: 44; Pageviews: 11259; Comments Made: 4741; Friends: 44
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: 666666666ponFavorite movies: yo
Favorite TV shows: s dad
Favorite bands / musical artists: ptyedh
Favorite books: afhdf
Favorite writers: hehe
Favorite games: but
Favorite gaming platform: ur
Tools of the Trade: my
Other Interests: frend
# About me
buttholes r fun# Comments
Comments: 1234
Omg I haven't seen you in so long
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no. no this time its gone too far.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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get ofv ov my devent arte u goggle faeget
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*gives you pie*
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just cuz ur asexual that doesnt mean u shouldnt hav sex with me maki
pls
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can is submit that to dumbdeviantarts?
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criss cross croc sauce
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you have been misled
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thereyriue the same thing
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.....o
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deviantART muro drawing
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ur so hot i just popped a boner
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i dont even remfnbrr rigjtib tht
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[link] THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION!!!! PLZ HELP CHANGE THE WORLD!!! GO 2 MY PAGE 4 MORE INFO!!!
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deviantART muro drawing
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A Rock-hard Day To Fuck
Ludwig stepped skillfuly out into the manry sunshine, and admired Arthur's thigh. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a hairy sight."
Arthur climbed off the olive and walked loudly across the grass to greet his lover. Ludwig patted Arthur on the Penis and then tried to fuck him painfuly, but without success.
"That's all right," Arthur said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not wet," Ludwig. "Not as wet as the time we fucked in Poland."
Arthur nodded mindlessly. "We were sweaty back in those days."
"Our eyebrowss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Ludwig said. "Everything seems posionus and mexican when you're young."
"Of course," Arthur said. "But now we're German, we can still have fun. If we go about it like West would."
"Like West would?" Ludwig said . "But how?"
"With this," Arthur said and held out a sticky dancing mexican. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck."
Ludwig swallowed the dancing mexican at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck like West would. They fucked da wuf says ARUUUUUUU. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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They fucked da wuf says ARUUU
LOL
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this is my favirot one
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A Seed In Time
On a furry and teeny tiny morning, Hitler sat under Pine. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His brows ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Coffee Boy to love someone with a yellow eye ball?
Audreyly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a wooden giant olive, all on a summer's day. I wish my Coffee Boy would thrust me, in his own pasty way..."
"Do you?" Coffee Boy sat down beside Hitler and put his hand on Hitler's thigh. "I think that could be arranged."
Hitler gasped hopefuly. "But what about my yellow eye ball?"
"I like it," Coffee Boy said slowly. "I think it's magical."
They came together and their kiss was like a dancing dandy.
"I love you," Hitler said gleefuly.
"I love you too," Coffee Boy replied and thrusted him.
They bought a Jew, moved in together, and lived smartly ever after.
one of my favs
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no sooper jooner Rhiannon.
this is hitlerxcoffee boy
not sooper jooner
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