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The-Real-Jesus ♂️ [37840507] [2015-12-11 01:52:34 +0000 UTC] "I feature good comments" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 248; Deviations: 38; Watchers: 89

Watching: 28; Pageviews: 7466; Comments Made: 991; Friends: 28

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Dad
Favorite books: The Bible
Favorite writers: Myself

# About me

<3

I am a Professional Creationist, why doesn't it have that as an option?

# Comments

Comments: 525

the-texan-doge [2022-01-25 06:19:10 +0000 UTC]

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Gumiho-Fox-from-Mars In reply to the-texan-doge [2022-01-25 07:46:22 +0000 UTC]

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the-texan-doge In reply to Gumiho-Fox-from-Mars [2022-01-25 16:50:33 +0000 UTC]

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Gumiho-Fox-from-Mars In reply to the-texan-doge [2022-01-25 18:37:49 +0000 UTC]

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the-texan-doge In reply to Gumiho-Fox-from-Mars [2022-01-25 19:04:41 +0000 UTC]

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Gumiho-Fox-from-Mars In reply to the-texan-doge [2022-01-25 20:58:19 +0000 UTC]

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the-texan-doge In reply to Gumiho-Fox-from-Mars [2022-01-25 21:18:41 +0000 UTC]

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Gumiho-Fox-from-Mars In reply to the-texan-doge [2022-01-26 00:45:11 +0000 UTC]

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the-texan-doge In reply to Gumiho-Fox-from-Mars [2022-01-26 00:45:38 +0000 UTC]

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IloveEhlm [2021-03-06 11:16:35 +0000 UTC]

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Driiinkk [2020-03-04 01:53:41 +0000 UTC]

i love you

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to Driiinkk [2020-03-14 18:25:43 +0000 UTC]

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gronions [2020-02-18 23:02:14 +0000 UTC]

what the fuck how did we start talking in 2016 that was like 150 years ago

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to gronions [2020-02-18 23:43:27 +0000 UTC]

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gronions In reply to The-Real-Jesus [2020-02-19 00:06:49 +0000 UTC]

same do u ahavve discord

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to gronions [2020-02-19 00:44:38 +0000 UTC]

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gronions In reply to The-Real-Jesus [2020-02-19 00:52:39 +0000 UTC]

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BlackJayDraws [2020-02-15 03:50:53 +0000 UTC]

Jesus are vsco girls annoying? Asking for a friend lol

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to BlackJayDraws [2020-02-15 04:14:01 +0000 UTC]

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BlackJayDraws In reply to The-Real-Jesus [2020-02-15 06:04:14 +0000 UTC]

SKSKSKSKKSKDKS

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CakeSwirl [2018-12-25 16:57:17 +0000 UTC]

wanna a sprite cranberry-

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PINKYDEITY [2018-12-25 15:48:31 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday Jesus

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snowkyu [2018-10-21 16:53:28 +0000 UTC]

save me jesus

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ToxicCherryPepsi [2018-09-27 21:54:50 +0000 UTC]

If your really Jesus then what's my last name lmao

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ShootingJirachi [2018-07-02 18:15:27 +0000 UTC]

Jesus, am I gay?

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to ShootingJirachi [2020-02-15 04:15:05 +0000 UTC]

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ShootingJirachi In reply to The-Real-Jesus [2020-02-15 08:32:48 +0000 UTC]

gosh dang

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to ShootingJirachi [2019-02-05 04:24:29 +0000 UTC]

yes

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Loe-h [2018-02-17 22:39:48 +0000 UTC]

We love you Jesus

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DINOCHAIN5AW [2017-12-26 02:43:49 +0000 UTC]

happy birth

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UndeadSam [2017-12-25 20:22:53 +0000 UTC]

happ Borkday

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x-nolongeractive [2017-11-23 06:22:08 +0000 UTC]

Jesus, am I going to hell for jacking my dick off/Fapping?

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to x-nolongeractive [2017-12-11 17:13:04 +0000 UTC]

n o

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HelasNight [2017-11-04 22:47:15 +0000 UTC]

we love you mighty jesus

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to HelasNight [2017-11-12 03:26:17 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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elytabby [2017-10-16 03:52:00 +0000 UTC]

-walks up to someone in public-
"excuse me!"
-shows them photo of an alien-
"have you seen this man?"

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to elytabby [2017-10-16 03:55:47 +0000 UTC]

is it me

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elytabby [2017-10-16 03:40:49 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Commenter

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to elytabby [2017-10-16 03:43:11 +0000 UTC]

crabs

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elytabby In reply to The-Real-Jesus [2017-10-16 03:43:28 +0000 UTC]

lobsters

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Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 03:49:31 +0000 UTC]

gay

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The-Real-Jesus In reply to Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 04:53:28 +0000 UTC]

Hey now

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Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 03:48:17 +0000 UTC]

gay

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Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 03:48:12 +0000 UTC]

gay

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Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 03:48:03 +0000 UTC]

gay

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Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 03:47:55 +0000 UTC]

gay

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Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 03:47:48 +0000 UTC]

gay

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Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 03:47:39 +0000 UTC]

gay

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Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 03:44:23 +0000 UTC]

gay

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Trash-Topia [2017-08-20 03:44:14 +0000 UTC]

gay

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