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TheChainsawUnicorn
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[2004-06-09 20:03:58 +0000 UTC]
"Art? Art."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 499; Deviations: 228; Watchers: 126
Watching: 8; Pageviews: 38722; Comments Made: 4749; Friends: 8
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Junji ItoFavorite movies: The Book of Eli, District 9, Princess Mononoke,
Favorite TV shows: The Walking Dead, Adventure Time, Ugly Americans, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Favorite books: Ring, Raising Stoney Mayhall, Feed
Favorite writers: Koji Suzuki,
Favorite games: Xenogears, Portal, Pokemon, Devil Summoner
Tools of the Trade: All of them
Other Interests: Gardening, bugs, writing, painting, Homestuck
# About me
Female, 30, mentally ill, hella tired.For the longest time anxiety and depression had the only say in what I could and couldn't do. Now art is my way of telling that shit to go fuck itself.
# Comments
Comments: 484
Soon, it's going to be yet another regular day. Birds will sing...cats will meow...dogs will bark...geese will honk and steal peoples stuff.
A typical, simple, regular day.
However, there is a small, tiny, exception. The exception is for you, for that is the time when lightning was thrown from above by Zeus to herald your appearance. Cast in the molten fires of Mount Olympus, and granted with a great creative power, you have been released upon the world to conquer it in whatever manner you see fit! For it has been foretold by those who can see the future that you are great and true, and that it is your time to shout your joy to the heavens, and revel in the knowledge that on that day, it is written for you to have a Happy Birthday, with many more to come to increase your power and complete your creative conquest!
Also there's hand made cake and ice cream from down the street. Those folks make some mighty fine cake indeed. Yum!
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In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most. But not for you. For on that day...it will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all. Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday! May many more follow!
Also, Odin sends cake, blessed by King Kong and delivered by Godzilla!
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A few days from today, the history books show an entry. An entry of mystery, and portent, as the great powers came down upon the Earth, and, in accordance with the wishes of the mighty King Kong, granted the world a boon. That boon was you. And lo, let it be said to all that you are to be wished a Happy Birthday upon that day, with the most excellent and amazing of cakes to partake in!
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History records that, just days from now, a tremendous upheaval took place as the ground cracked and broke apart, tornadoes spun counter to their nature, and even Godzilla bowed as you appeared upon the Earth to grace us with your art. And so it is wished upon you to have a Happy Birthday on that day....and a most excellent cake.
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In a short time hence, may you have a most happy birthday, for that is the day that you descended upon the Earth in a shower of lightening! Also, have delicious that day!
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Happy early birthday! With many happy returns!
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Happy early birthday! I brings much in celebration!
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Thanks kindly for the 
COMMISSION: Gauntlet of Elven Militia . The support is greatly appreciated. Enjoy a llama
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Happy early birthday! 
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Yay cake!
(I didn't completely forget my birthday was in less than a week. No, I'd never do something like that. 
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Wow, I really like your style... very VERY graceful. A lot of your art has this almost monstrous twist to elegance. I love it.
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Thanks for the fav'!
Don't hesitate to visit my gallery and if you like it, watch me!
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Hey, hey, hey Matt!
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How's everything been?
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Pretty good. Been keeping busy and all that mess.
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Same here, pretty much . 3.
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It's my pleasure, you deserve it!!
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Almost forgot: Thanks for the watch ^_^ Hope to keep you laughing!
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Thanks a lot for the
I really appreciate it.
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Hey, I saw that you put up a new piece of art... it's good to see that you refuse to stop coming up with interesting work for everyone to see.
Don't stop doing what you're doing. Just remember that it's all psychosomatic.
KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON!
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