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TheTomFace
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[2011-11-30 21:26:25 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 8; Deviations: 61; Watchers: 14
Watching: 18; Pageviews: 5942; Comments Made: 103; Friends: 18
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: H. R. Giger, Ethan Nicolle, Eliza Gauger, Art SpiegelmanFavorite movies: Don't get me started. MirrorMask, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, oh God freaking Vampire's Kiss cracked me up and if you've never had the joy of watching Nicholas Cage go off the deep end like that then you truly haven't lived.
Favorite TV shows: House, Quantum Leap, Invader Zim, Twilight Zone, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Futurama etc. ad inf.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Amanda F. Palmer, David Bowie, etc., this is really getting monotonous, isn't it?
Favorite books: HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy, geh... Do you really care? Anymore? Are you still reading this? Do you really have that boring of a life that you're reading this?
Favorite writers: Douglas Adams, oh spluh I'll think of more later.
Favorite games: Zeliard. Lulz were had.
Favorite gaming platform: Fuckin' all of 'em, I dunno.
Tools of the Trade: Oh boy, charcoal on watercolor paper, and oil paints, and acrylic watercolor, and chalk on black construction paper, and magic markers, and sumi-e ink paints, and all kinds of neat things that make your hands all messy.
Other Interests: I collect wayward toenail clippings. Someone has to love them, damn it!
# About me
I am the Illustrious King of Space (also known as Tom the Insignificant, The TomFace, That Driveling Idiot, etc. I'm known by many names.) I try to write and draw funny things between the periods of crippling self-doubt and questioning. Strange thing, people laugh when I write about that, too. The world is full of terrible people.I live the farthest you can get from civilized society while still residing in CA, i.e., Gold Country. People here still dress in miner's outfits and think it's quaint. I've had people ask me what the internet was on some of my stranger days. I only have a computer right now because I won a used laptop at my sober grad party, five years ago.
This month I'm in between a job at a non-profit and a winter snow resort which is waiting for the next big snow storm to hit to open, and therefore have just enough money for rent, bills, and exactly nothing else. I survive by saving my fingernail clippings for the rainy days (good source of keratin.)
On the occasion I break down, have naked, intoxicated midnight blood-ritual ceremonies, and art comes out. The next day I feel accomplished and slightly woozy, and people nod appreciatively at my work and then go on to look at pictures of funny cats.
# Comments
Comments: 4
I adore your DA gallery. c=
Your style of writing is very reminiscent of Jhonen Vasquez, of whom I can tell you're a big fan of. xD
I'm definitely adding a wackyyy guy like you to my watch list.
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Wow. :') I've seen your art and read your journal (regrding Jhonen) and I just have to say WOW. I was brought to tears. Why? I'm an emotional idiot when it comes to my idols.
I love how you express yourself so... well, eloquent, and being as awkward as I am- naw. No. xD I'll be awkward later.
Just am gonna watch you, dude, really. 
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