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UntimelyMasturbation ♀️ [6892259] [2008-03-15 22:40:26 +0000 UTC] "I'm a lover." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 733; Deviations: 95; Watchers: 18

Watching: 7; Pageviews: 5248; Comments Made: 279; Friends: 7

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Many.
Favorite movies: Transformers 1 & 2 and Across The Universe
Favorite bands / musical artists: Incubus, Lil Wayne, and 3OH!3, to name a few.
Favorite writers: Many.
Favorite games: Mario Bros.
Other Interests: Hello Kitty, Zombies, Transformers, Zombie Hello Kitty, Fuzzy Animals, & Hairless Animals.

# About me

Things have changed IMMENSELY in the last three years of my life. From falling in love to experiencing the worst tragedy possible as a human being, I have changed so much. Yet, I'm still myself. People change with every moment of every day and it never fails. I count my blessings everyday.

I met the man I fell for in 2011. His name is Dewayne Johnson and he is the exact opposite of The Rock. He is extremely down to Earth, homey, and slightly southern. In short, he is everything I never thought I'd want in a man. He is my best friend, my love, and my heart.

In 2012, we had a son. Alexander Todd Johnson. He was as amazing as his name made him appear. When he was four months old, we lost him to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS), a disease believed to be in connection with the child brain stem not being properly connected. Due to that, something as simple as sleeping on their belly can cause them not breathe properly. He literally fell asleep and never woke up. To make the situation even more confusing is there is no factual explanation for this other than the child just wasn't fully developed. It's not the mother's fault, the father's, the doctor's, or anyone else. There's no one to blame.

The journey that Dewayne and I have trekked together has been a road of pain, grieving, confusion, sadness, forgiveness, love, laughter, and has lead us to the Lord. We are much stronger than we ever could have imagined we could be. We know this is exactly how Alexander would have wanted us to be.

Now, in 2014, we're excited to say we are currently preparing to welcome our second child into the world. We're as ready as we'll ever be and so excited.

This is my life, now. I'm not seeking pity, apologies, or anything like that. I've decided to fall in love with art all over again and behind all art, photos, paintings, writings, whatever, there is a story in that artist's life that you know nothing about.

I wish to share my story and tell you that beyond all pain, there is joy, happiness, and love. No matter the pain, you will always find your way.

# Comments

Comments: 86

typix [2014-10-22 13:32:24 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations about your second child. I wish you the best.

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to typix [2015-04-06 22:59:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, so much. Sorry it's been so long. Life has been a distraction. Lol.

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DrFartSparkles [2009-12-10 09:36:23 +0000 UTC]

you're page beats porn

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to DrFartSparkles [2009-12-10 10:12:41 +0000 UTC]

Awww, thankyou. xD

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DrFartSparkles In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-12-10 10:28:45 +0000 UTC]

hawt

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to DrFartSparkles [2009-12-10 10:46:41 +0000 UTC]

Tankyuu. :>

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Itchitaka [2009-12-04 05:17:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favorite! Sorry for taking so long.

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to Itchitaka [2009-12-10 08:59:47 +0000 UTC]

It's all good, hun.

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o9-art [2009-11-21 07:24:27 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav!

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to o9-art [2009-11-21 07:30:44 +0000 UTC]

No problem, dear!
:>

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WildRainOfIceAndFire [2009-09-07 16:39:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to WildRainOfIceAndFire [2009-09-07 20:08:33 +0000 UTC]

No problem, dear. Your deviations are amazing.

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nitchzombie [2009-06-25 08:43:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for the favorite+Watch!

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to nitchzombie [2009-06-29 09:26:45 +0000 UTC]

No problem, dear!

I love your work!

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DeadxLikexYou [2009-06-11 13:59:46 +0000 UTC]

^^

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to DeadxLikexYou [2009-06-13 00:13:25 +0000 UTC]

Haha

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Zalmero [2009-04-15 23:58:05 +0000 UTC]

how is there EVER an untimely masturbation...

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to Zalmero [2009-04-16 00:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Haha.
There can be.
It's VERY possible.

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Zalmero In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-04-16 00:01:46 +0000 UTC]

oh right like DURING sex....ya thad be a big mistake

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to Zalmero [2009-04-16 00:04:32 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.
There's that.
Then funerals, weddings, babyshowers, court, school, babyshowers. ect.,
lol

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Zalmero In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-04-16 00:07:49 +0000 UTC]

funerals/babyshowers = celebration of life
weddings = celebration of love
school have bathrooms
court if you beat the wrap, time to get down. if your getting locked up might as well, cause life is hard enough if your going to court.

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to Zalmero [2009-04-16 00:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha!
xD
Very nice.
Very nice.

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Zalmero In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-04-16 00:12:32 +0000 UTC]

wooord
great gallery by the way!

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to Zalmero [2009-04-16 00:17:29 +0000 UTC]

Thankyou very much, hun.

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Zalmero In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-04-16 04:42:18 +0000 UTC]

oh no sweety. thank YOU

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to Zalmero [2009-04-17 04:21:29 +0000 UTC]

xD
No problem, hunn.

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originals [2009-03-26 19:18:07 +0000 UTC]

LIVE.

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to originals [2009-04-02 04:20:13 +0000 UTC]

I am aliveee.
I'm just caught up in schooolll.

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originals In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-04-02 20:44:49 +0000 UTC]

LOLOKAY. :'D

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anarchist-kevin [2009-02-02 07:27:14 +0000 UTC]

Hey .. where have you been !

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to anarchist-kevin [2009-02-03 01:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Deeaadd.
x______o
School, friends, and a really hectic life atm.

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anarchist-kevin In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-02-03 02:48:50 +0000 UTC]


I'm dead too !
i think i caught a cold :C
Talk later

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to anarchist-kevin [2009-02-03 14:52:07 +0000 UTC]

I've been sick since 'Nam.

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anarchist-kevin In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-02-03 18:19:49 +0000 UTC]

haha suuuure

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to anarchist-kevin [2009-02-04 04:20:34 +0000 UTC]

True story maynee,

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anarchist-kevin In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-02-04 04:26:55 +0000 UTC]

hey you were the one who's meant to be sleeping and i just fell asleep randomly for 2 hours

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to anarchist-kevin [2009-02-04 16:29:50 +0000 UTC]

lol
I finally did go to sleep.
I'm actually at school right now.

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anarchist-kevin In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-02-04 21:05:20 +0000 UTC]

lol browsing DA at school huh ?
tsk tsk

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to anarchist-kevin [2009-02-05 03:58:40 +0000 UTC]

lol
It's not like I have work to do or anything.

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anarchist-kevin In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-02-05 04:17:09 +0000 UTC]

I dont know .. i tought i saw someone saying they needed all A's yesterday
hehe just messing
How was your day

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to anarchist-kevin [2009-02-08 08:21:41 +0000 UTC]

Ah.
Okay.
I partied all Friday night and Saturday day.
You?

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anarchist-kevin In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-02-11 21:10:34 +0000 UTC]

sowwy :C i was gone. Had no internet for 4 days, was getting a new connection

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to anarchist-kevin [2009-02-12 02:53:46 +0000 UTC]

lol
It's cool.

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anarchist-kevin In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-02-12 03:27:21 +0000 UTC]

why dont you come say hi on the chat anymore ?

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to anarchist-kevin [2009-02-12 06:59:48 +0000 UTC]

Lol
I'm usually busy or sleeping. =3=

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anarchist-kevin In reply to UntimelyMasturbation [2009-02-12 07:10:21 +0000 UTC]

sleep is for noobs !

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to anarchist-kevin [2009-02-12 08:45:22 +0000 UTC]

iHEARTsleep.

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AuroraWinter [2009-01-28 00:25:36 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav!

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UntimelyMasturbation In reply to AuroraWinter [2009-01-28 01:06:10 +0000 UTC]

No problemm.

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kloppeder [2009-01-22 07:56:02 +0000 UTC]

YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED! *oh no!!*

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you\'re a bad friend
4-6 you\'re an ok friend
7-9 you\'re a good friend
10-& Up you\'re a great friend

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