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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX ♂️ [20874355] [2012-02-09 22:44:16 +0000 UTC] "VANTASTIC 69" (Christmas Island)

# Statistics

Favourites: 214; Deviations: 23; Watchers: 103

Watching: 34; Pageviews: 10541; Comments Made: 705; Friends: 34

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: MY OWN GORGEOUS FUCKING SELF
Favorite movies: HOLY SHIT THAT'S A HARD QUESTION (ROM COMS)
Favorite TV shows: LIKE I'D TELL YOUR SORRY ASS
Favorite bands / musical artists: WILL TROLL SMITH
Favorite books: BOOKS? IS THAT WHAT JOHN READS?
Favorite writers: WRITING IS FOR PUSSIES
Favorite games: THE GAME
Favorite gaming platform: THE WORLD IS MY GAMING PLATFORM
Tools of the Trade: BY BITCH FUCKIN SICKLE THAT'S WHAT
Other Interests: TROLLIN JOHN AND JADE

# About me

WELL HEY THERE SHITBAG. SEEMS YOU WANDERED INTO MY HIVE. YOU FUCKING HUMANS ARE ALL DUMBASSES ANYWAY, UNLIKE US TROLLS. WE'RE BETTER AT EVERYTHING. AND JOHN IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU ARE A RETARDED TWAT-WAFFLE. I ENJOY ROMCOMS WHICH ARE SO MUCH BETTER HERE IN ALTERNIA. I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE LETTING YOU SCUM INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE, SO I SUGGEST SLOWLY BACKING YOUR ASS UP.



FUCK YOU GAMZEE.

AND YOUR DAMN HORNS
:

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION

# Comments

Comments: 722

Gamzee-MoThEr-FuCkEr [2013-11-28 22:27:35 +0000 UTC]

Hey best friend
:0)

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OFroakieStarO [2013-06-26 10:59:02 +0000 UTC]

H@ppy Birthd@y, K@rk@t! :^D

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Katsyune [2013-04-11 22:58:34 +0000 UTC]

HI KARKAT :3 IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN ASIDE FROM MY SISTER

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N-E-P-K-A-T [2013-02-11 17:48:32 +0000 UTC]

ewww your so sexual.

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to N-E-P-K-A-T [2013-04-01 19:06:10 +0000 UTC]

I LITERALLY HAVE THE "HUMAN SEXUAL APPEAL", OF A JAR OF MAYO.

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N-E-P-K-A-T In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2013-04-01 19:17:57 +0000 UTC]

69
69
SIXTY NINE.
dude.

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to N-E-P-K-A-T [2013-04-02 14:35:44 +0000 UTC]

WOW CAN YOU NOT?

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Katair [2012-12-29 00:10:49 +0000 UTC]

YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME YOU ASS

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to Katair [2012-12-30 20:08:48 +0000 UTC]

WAIT....WHOAH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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Katair In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-31 00:14:19 +0000 UTC]

YOU KNOW FULL WELL
LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING INTERESTS

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to Katair [2013-01-06 02:59:53 +0000 UTC]

IM NOT EVEN SORRY.

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Katair In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2013-01-06 17:54:46 +0000 UTC]

I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE

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Sol-appleberry [2012-12-23 21:56:05 +0000 UTC]

KK???

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to Sol-appleberry [2012-12-24 16:47:00 +0000 UTC]

THOLLUX?

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Sol-appleberry In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-25 05:11:12 +0000 UTC]

augh.
2ol-lux.
not thollux, a22hole.

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to Sol-appleberry [2012-12-25 16:34:34 +0000 UTC]

WELL A MERRY 12TH PERIGEE TO YOU TOO NOOKSACK.

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Sol-appleberry In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-25 22:48:49 +0000 UTC]

heheheh. Mmmmmmerry 12th periigree2 eve~!

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VomitingSprinkles [2012-12-13 12:24:33 +0000 UTC]

Woah, KK, Calm the fuck down, no need to yell at every moving organism

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AskPseudo-the-Dark [2012-12-07 12:34:31 +0000 UTC]

wow,it's either more idiotic humans making you feel uncomfortable or trolls,well,trolling you.
Fuck,don't you ever get a break?
Oh yeah.that's right.me.

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to AskPseudo-the-Dark [2012-12-10 02:22:13 +0000 UTC]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVEY HERE?

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AskPseudo-the-Dark In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-10 02:24:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm trying to convey that I am neither human nor a troll.
And that I'm talking to you.

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to AskPseudo-the-Dark [2012-12-10 02:28:05 +0000 UTC]

WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? AND WERE ALREADY TALKING BULGESLUT.

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AskPseudo-the-Dark In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-10 02:37:10 +0000 UTC]

-chuckles-
im a saiyan
an youre really in no place to judge me ya know
;3

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to AskPseudo-the-Dark [2012-12-10 22:49:08 +0000 UTC]

SAIYAN?
deviantART muro drawing

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AskPseudo-the-Dark In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-10 22:52:21 +0000 UTC]

mhm
-nods-
we used to be the strongest warrior race in the galaxy
befur we were all culled...
-shrugs-im the last a my kind i think

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to AskPseudo-the-Dark [2012-12-10 22:53:03 +0000 UTC]

OH REALLY?

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AskPseudo-the-Dark In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-10 22:57:04 +0000 UTC]

yeah...
-shrugs-
not like a care
spendin time with my moirail an shit has been enough for me

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xXPandahXx [2012-12-04 21:27:28 +0000 UTC]

heey
deviantART muro drawing

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to xXPandahXx [2012-12-10 02:20:56 +0000 UTC]

UM... HELLO? WHAT THE EVER-LASTING FUCK DO YOU WANT?

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xXPandahXx In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-10 02:21:30 +0000 UTC]

just ta talk mayne~!

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to xXPandahXx [2012-12-10 02:26:56 +0000 UTC]

WELL IM LISTENING. NOW SPEW YOUR VERBAL GARBAGE.
deviantART muro drawing

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xXPandahXx In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-10 02:40:30 +0000 UTC]

*waves*how ar eyou doing today mister i have to be so fucking loud :3

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NickTheWitch [2012-12-02 03:47:05 +0000 UTC]

0-0
deviantART muro drawing

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to NickTheWitch [2012-12-10 02:27:18 +0000 UTC]

((ooc: cute drawing btw!))
deviantART muro drawing

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NickTheWitch In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-10 03:05:02 +0000 UTC]

thanks >w<
deviantART muro drawing

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NickTheWitch In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-10 03:04:51 +0000 UTC]

aww there is no drawing
deviantART muro drawing

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to NickTheWitch [2012-12-10 02:21:23 +0000 UTC]

CONGRATULATIONS, WOULD YOU LIKE A FUCKING AWARD OR SOME SHIT?

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NickTheWitch In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-10 03:07:42 +0000 UTC]


deviantART muro drawing

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to NickTheWitch [2012-12-10 22:52:02 +0000 UTC]


deviantART muro drawing

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NickTheWitch In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-11 04:36:13 +0000 UTC]

I am a Libra >:]

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to NickTheWitch [2012-12-11 23:02:37 +0000 UTC]

YEAH? WELL IM THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD.
deviantART muro drawing

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NickTheWitch In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-12-12 00:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh well
deviantART muro drawing

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Hikari-Raven [2012-11-26 07:51:20 +0000 UTC]

KARKAT

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to Hikari-Raven [2012-11-26 23:43:36 +0000 UTC]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

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Hikari-Raven In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-11-27 01:36:11 +0000 UTC]

I WANT TO FUCKING HUG YOU *hugs him*

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to Hikari-Raven [2012-11-27 22:57:08 +0000 UTC]

YOUVE CONTAMINATED ME WITH YOUR HUMAN BACTERIA. FUCK THIS IM DONE.

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Hikari-Raven In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-11-27 23:12:34 +0000 UTC]

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. *continues hugging*

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K-A-N-A-Y-A [2012-11-24 23:00:34 +0000 UTC]

Hello Karkat

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XXKARKAT-VANTASXX In reply to K-A-N-A-Y-A [2012-11-25 20:34:11 +0000 UTC]

OH, HEY KANAYA. FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE IN THIS HELL HOLE OF GODAWFUL FANS.

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K-A-N-A-Y-A In reply to XXKARKAT-VANTASXX [2012-11-25 20:57:10 +0000 UTC]

Yes I Suppose That Could Be A Suitable Name For This Godforsaken Place

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