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boddypen ♂️ [25938903] [2013-03-13 15:46:57 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 80; Deviations: 20; Watchers: 6

Watching: 4; Pageviews: 8097; Comments Made: 932; Friends: 4

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Tim Burton
Favorite movies: The Thing, Nightmare Before Christmas, Jurassic Park, Gremlins, Ghost Busters, Cloverfield
Favorite TV shows: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Favorite bands / musical artists: Bloodhound Gang, Weird Al, Guns n Roses, Greenday, idontknow..
Favorite books: War of the Worlds, Hunger Games, Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Coraline, Jurassic Park
Favorite games: Half-Life, Portal, Minecraft, Sims
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Other Interests: Rei Ayanami

# About me

im useful lol

# Comments

Comments: 311

OniiPonii [2017-03-16 18:24:42 +0000 UTC]

why are you mean to everybody, if i may ask ?

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MrInyuasham [2017-01-27 17:02:54 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday friend

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lovelybirdprince [2016-12-02 05:48:34 +0000 UTC]

blame boddypen

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TheYandereQueen2234 [2016-08-28 08:38:22 +0000 UTC]

your porn jokes aren't funny

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Marcotonio-desu [2015-06-26 06:16:16 +0000 UTC]

You are art.

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FlamingUmbrellas [2014-04-22 05:51:23 +0000 UTC]

Hey, dude.
Just wanted to say that if no one laughs at your jokes, they aren't funny.
I also suggest you go back to kindergarten and re-learn English, because I've noticed you might need some help on that. 

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boddypen In reply to FlamingUmbrellas [2015-01-05 01:31:07 +0000 UTC]

i laugh at them there for they are fucking hilarious

and im still trying to get out of pre-school, dipshit

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AyameHidiroshi [2014-03-15 14:53:56 +0000 UTC]

                                                                                                                                 

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boddypen In reply to AyameHidiroshi [2015-01-05 01:31:20 +0000 UTC]

why are you hitting yourself

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AyameHidiroshi [2014-03-15 14:52:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm back, cock sucker! It is me, britainscooking1

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boddypen In reply to AyameHidiroshi [2015-01-05 01:31:31 +0000 UTC]

i dont care

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carbonproxy [2014-01-16 20:52:31 +0000 UTC]

NGE is a bad show, faggot

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Jones-The-Zombine [2014-01-07 16:04:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm dying, this is hilarious. I have to give you props, seriously. You've managed to make everyone you've met mad. xD

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Nami-OneeSama [2013-10-20 20:51:55 +0000 UTC]

So.. let me get this straight bro... 

You're a comedian stand up? Okay.. then make me laugh ... ^^ 

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boddypen In reply to Nami-OneeSama [2013-10-21 00:03:09 +0000 UTC]

no you make me laugh faggot i dont do voulenteer work

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Nami-OneeSama In reply to boddypen [2013-10-21 00:10:05 +0000 UTC]

Wow.. after since my big sister went to the hospital? Why did she went to the hospital? Cause she got hit by a car, and she saved my life... 

And you just go running your dirty ass mouth and talk to her like that? 

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boddypen In reply to Nami-OneeSama [2013-10-21 02:21:31 +0000 UTC]

i cant take you seriously with that thing you call "grammar"

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Valtial In reply to boddypen [2013-11-25 00:19:46 +0000 UTC]

Actually, She has perfect grammar, It's you who has the bad grammar.

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boddypen In reply to Valtial [2015-01-05 01:39:22 +0000 UTC]

no i read dick-shonaries, fagot

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Natalie1u [2013-10-20 20:30:40 +0000 UTC]

You like to be mean. Report me for all I care. You might as well just stop being on deviantart. Your only on here to bully. You even made a journal of how to be offensive. Just stop already do it somewhere else.

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Kawaii-mutt In reply to Natalie1u [2013-10-20 22:49:01 +0000 UTC]

welcome to the internet 8^)

there will be offensive things on here no matter what

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boddypen In reply to Natalie1u [2013-10-20 20:32:29 +0000 UTC]

im a stan up comedian its what i do faggot reported for being a faggot and shit like that or something

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Natalie1u In reply to boddypen [2013-10-20 20:35:06 +0000 UTC]

Your not being a comedian. Your just being plain rude. I stand up for people. And like I said, report me. I don't care.

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boddypen In reply to Natalie1u [2013-10-21 00:03:44 +0000 UTC]

i already did faggot and i stand up too and also im a comedian and i stand up for people and tell them jokes and im a stand up comedian so suck my dick faggot

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Valtial In reply to boddypen [2013-11-25 00:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Stand up comedians don't insult their audience.

Your just an asshole.

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boddypen In reply to Valtial [2015-01-05 01:38:11 +0000 UTC]

thats just a generalization you fuckshit

im the leader of a new movement

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AsTheEnding [2013-10-17 22:35:20 +0000 UTC]

i find your humor refreshing


maybe its because i dont know all of what you post


but

bless your little soul

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boddypen In reply to AsTheEnding [2013-10-17 23:05:56 +0000 UTC]

its because im funny and your post makes no sense at all

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AsTheEnding In reply to boddypen [2013-10-17 23:26:20 +0000 UTC]

language is no boundary to love

marry me

like a prepaid russian slave wife

i shall care for you

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boddypen In reply to AsTheEnding [2013-10-18 00:09:11 +0000 UTC]

you can start by sucking my cock and well see where things go from there

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Readerxforeveryone [2013-10-17 12:26:26 +0000 UTC]

Seriously? Treating others like trash makes you feel happy? My friend on Deviantart i will kept her anon for this. Mentioned you being a asshole to her friend and insulting her. Seriously if you continue to act like towards people no one will care about you and will smile if you got banned. NO ONES PERFECT BTW! No one can always make you happy so stfu

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boddypen In reply to Readerxforeveryone [2013-10-17 20:05:15 +0000 UTC]

"friend on Deviantart i will kept her anon for this"

i cant take people seriously when they type like that

it just makes me laugh harder

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Readerxforeveryone In reply to boddypen [2013-10-18 12:41:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh shut the fuck up

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Ask-Insane-Tobuscus [2013-10-16 22:50:50 +0000 UTC]

I just have a few things to say. 

You are so mean to everyone you meet, you have the worst art/spelling I've seen in my life, and even though I only just met you, I hate you.

Do you really think it's okay to go around, being a dick to everyone you meet? I don't know how you have any friends, because it's probably a living hell to even see your face, or hear you speak.

I hope you become a better person in the future, because I don't know anyone who would hire such an asshat for anything.

Next time, think before you speak. (At least think about who you speak to.)

I'm glad we had that little chat. 

                                 ~ Wren.


(P.S. How does it feel to be burned by a 12-year-old?)

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boddypen In reply to Ask-Insane-Tobuscus [2013-10-16 23:17:07 +0000 UTC]

>fan of tobuscus

that right there makes your entire post invalid

and your 12? cool, i can report you for being underaged on the site!

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Ask-Insane-Tobuscus In reply to boddypen [2013-10-16 23:38:27 +0000 UTC]

Do you think I honestly give a shit?

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boddypen In reply to Ask-Insane-Tobuscus [2013-10-16 23:43:07 +0000 UTC]

apparently you do

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Ask-Insane-Tobuscus In reply to boddypen [2013-10-16 23:46:32 +0000 UTC]

Okay, report me.

See what I do.

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boddypen In reply to Ask-Insane-Tobuscus [2013-10-16 23:47:38 +0000 UTC]

i reported you like.. about thirty minutes or so ago

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Ask-Insane-Tobuscus In reply to boddypen [2013-10-16 23:49:23 +0000 UTC]

I see.

And I'm still here.

Wanna try again, or just shut up and leave my friends alone?

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boddypen In reply to Ask-Insane-Tobuscus [2013-10-16 23:50:08 +0000 UTC]

believe it or not it takes a while for reprots to go through, dumbass

and you dont have friends, your a tobuscus fan

those things dont have friends, which is why they watch tobuscus

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Ask-Insane-Tobuscus In reply to boddypen [2013-10-16 23:53:02 +0000 UTC]

Well, why don't you ask all my watchers what kind of relationship they have with me?

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boddypen In reply to Ask-Insane-Tobuscus [2013-10-16 23:54:06 +0000 UTC]

what, do you all get together and have a fuckfest with lil toby?


im not at all surprised

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Ask-Insane-Tobuscus In reply to boddypen [2013-10-17 00:04:43 +0000 UTC]

Why don't you ask Tobuscus?

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boddypen In reply to Ask-Insane-Tobuscus [2013-10-17 01:21:52 +0000 UTC]

because i dont feel like talking to cancer right now

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Ask-Insane-Tobuscus In reply to boddypen [2013-10-17 01:25:04 +0000 UTC]

I think it's because you're a pussy.

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boddypen In reply to Ask-Insane-Tobuscus [2013-10-17 01:25:53 +0000 UTC]

im not a pussy im a dick get it right

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Ask-Insane-Tobuscus In reply to boddypen [2013-10-17 01:33:22 +0000 UTC]

I already was right.

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boddypen In reply to Ask-Insane-Tobuscus [2013-10-17 01:57:42 +0000 UTC]

no you werent, you said i was a pussy, but i was a dick

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Ask-Insane-Tobuscus In reply to boddypen [2013-10-17 02:08:31 +0000 UTC]

You are a dick, but we're not talking about that right now.

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