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carde-senpai
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[2014-04-18 01:42:14 +0000 UTC]
"ocarina of swag"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 435; Deviations: 32; Watchers: 63
Watching: 110; Pageviews: 7042; Comments Made: 497; Friends: 110
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: Dexter, Breaking Bad, SNL# About me
moved tosince some people have actually been curious and ASKED, here's some info:
FEMALE | HETEROSEXUAL | AROMANTIC | SINGLE | INTP-A
☆★ I don't play for victory, but to see teamwork and friendship be one of the vital strategies with my team. I stand proud whether I succeed or lose in a game, no matter how frustrating it is. I feel safe telling my friends my opinion- whether they agree or disagree. My objective is to have a great time socializing with people around the world, not PWNing (although I do enjoy that!). So, have a nice day, and enjoy your games! ★☆
hon hon hon
Favorite Movies:
Alien
Aliens
American Psycho
AvP
AvPR
Predators
Bambi
Lady & the Tramp
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Cowboys and Aliens
Balto
Avatar
Road to El Dorado
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
Saving Private Ryan
War of the Worlds
We're The Millers
Equilibrium
Bridesmaids
Identity Thief
The Heat
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Interview with the Vampire
Favorite Games:
The entire Halo series!
Skyrim
Sims
FeralHeart
Battlefield 3
Aliens vs. Predator (2010)
Minecraft
Fortresscraft
Total Miner
Call of Duty
Assassins Creed
Aro'kai (As soon as it launches, I'll be hooked)
The Legend of Zelda Series
The Mass Effect series
Borderlands 2
--
"Sir we found the dead body of Bruce Willis next to an empty bottle of viagra."
Well it looks like....
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
... he died hard.
YEEEAAAAHH
dID I MENTION I FUCKIGN LOVE DEXTERR FIGFID
SHITS CONFETTI EVERYWHERE
You do not have to thank me for favoriting your art/giving you a llama/etc.
# Comments
Comments: 83
Wait, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
You.. You just watch me??
(Thanks you Very much! I love you..)
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nO
i have deceived u
ha HA H
(ily 2 bb ur artwork is amazing and the filthy frank stuff sealed the deal for me ayyy)
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GUAH-- several months later
thank you so much and idek how i didnt see this earlier but AH
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absolutely no problem! i appreciate the watch and everything, yo <33
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well thankya :vD
hhEY THIEF
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Mwahaaha Mah stamps nao! X3
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Thank you! It certainly was. ;w;
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Happy birthday! <3333
I was meaning to like, draw something for you for today, but then I started getting sickkkk.
So expect shit once I can think straight.
Hope you have tons of fun and that you get showered with gifties. Don't forget to get tons of free dessert and shit.
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hhhnnnnn thank you
nah don't worry about it ;v;
i hope you have fUN TOO WOOP
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CARDY...
YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING SHIT. TAKE A DAMN BATH.
much love, Bris. xoxoxox
just kidding. maybe. not really. but in all seriousness- /cues drumroll
Happy birthday to my bestestests friend that I have ever had the pleasure to acquaintance myself with. I am genuinely so glad we became friends because if it weren't for you, I'd probably be dead somewhere in a ditch with a half eaten french fry protruding from my nose and some questionable substances on my ripped leotard. #forreals
You're seriously so hecka cool I am even capitalizing my grammar for you just to make this seem more sophisticated even though you're a giant fucktard. <3
But yessssssss.... happy birthday you little shit. I'm so glad you climbed out of yer mum's vagerna today and done did what you done do'ed. You're an awesome, hilarious person and I honest-to-god cannot fathom in words how much you really mean to me. I just can't. Be it from the halfassed jokes we pass, the incoherent conversations we induce, the swaglicious RPs we produce (hahahahaha that rhymed where's my world record you little bitches), and the fuCKING HEARTWRENCHING OTPS AND DUMBASS CRYWORTHY PLOTS LIKE WHY THE FUK CKKCKCK DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES. and scene.
I hope you have a shit awesome birthday cARDE bc I am working on your dumb gifts but you know how fucking school is hUEHAHSHCFS/
P.S. thanks for hanging my selfies on ur wall this is true love
P.P.S. happy birthday
P.P.P.S. i love u
P.P.P.P.S. swag??? swag.
P.P.P.P.P.S. happy bdsay iLY69EVER
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. ACCEPT MY GIEFTT
-- Bris
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oMGE IM CRYNH STAHP
thank you so much, home dawg. The same could be said for you in every aspect. You've helped me with a lot of stupid shit aN FUCK DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE PLOTS WE PLAN I AINT READY TO HANDLE IT RN KK IM GON SOB LIKE A LIL FUCKIN BITCH AND ILL MAKE U BLEACH MY SHITSTAINED UNDERPANNIES
i cant wait for your birthday cause nignig imma fuck u up with all the gFTS I HAVE IN STORE IN MY IDEA BOX IN MY BRAIN IN MY HEAD yes
swag.
im gon
like i cant even formulate a proper response, but just know that those words mean lots to me and i will print them and add to the bris shrine that will fucking happen in my room i aint fuckin kidding this is happening
pls though
When I started MaN, I had NO idea what I'd be getting myself into. One of the best people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting applied for that RP and it's been a ROLLERCOASTER (FUCK YOU SIX FLAGS IS GR8) since then. And a damn fun one, too. I swear, luck was in my favor that day. I've never really put much thought into friendship before that (not to sound cheesy but y'know), but shit I'm glad I did.
yo when i come back down in christmas time, im gonna wreck your shit nO GUARANTEES U WILL LIVE
but yeah i can't even fathom what words i can put in a proper response to this, as this is no where near what you deserve for a reply, m8. Seriously, I've gotta thank you for being so dope yo
puff puff pass amiri-- bludgeoned to death
mer crismas
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loud sobbing in the distance
ilYSM CRADISON SPRAKMEO FNKJS
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ILY2 AAAHHH YOU FUCKERRRRRRR OGSMGDTHH
brn hebnsh JNEHKBGEBGKSBJH
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um hello i'm with the Bill Nye Philanthropy organization.
do you have a moment to listen to our philosophies on life, our projects to better the welfare of aggressive scientists, and our current fundings for test tube worship services?
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hmmm is there a catch?
last time i let one of Bill Nye's agents into my home they released the theories of violent physics upon my anus
i was unable to walk for a week
is safe? is not safe?
is what?
can i ever trust Bill Nye?
will i ever join the league of aggressive scientists?
how much dollars does i pay?
find out next time on: when briz replies to carde's downs syndrome
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[[grainy opening introduction to poorly funded television network]]
of course there's no catch. just talking about our god, Bill Nye the Science Guy (lord). it's perfectly safe, we provide condoms if sexual tension occurs with the intense talk of science. inertia!! our god is turstworthy and it costs no moneys.
at all.
ever.
just your soul. and part of your virginity.
and your blood. and organs. but no moneys.
ever.
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Hold on, is -sama or -senpai higher? 0.o *checks Japanese culture*
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I think it's sama because... sama is like "lord" something, but I could be wrong, lol.
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Well, for as far as I know, it's a way of addressing a mentor or somebody of a high standing, like a mentor or a leader.
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