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cocoacolla [43294134] [2017-08-09 19:07:37 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 11; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 10

Watching: 20; Pageviews: 1588; Comments Made: 93; Friends: 20

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: the professor
Favorite movies: the professor
Favorite TV shows: the professor
Favorite bands / musical artists: the professor
Favorite books: the professor
Favorite writers: the professor
Favorite games: the professor
Favorite gaming platform: the professor
Tools of the Trade: the professor
Other Interests: the professor and the powerpuff girls

# About me

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"This is a nice stick" said a small brown bird while admiring her nest. "I like sticks" she added happily. "Peck" "Peck" she said while making minimal adjustments to the nest. "Lemme smash" said Ron in a pathetic begging voice as he jumped on a log trying to get the brown birds attention attention. "Please" "No Ron, Go find Becky" the brown bird said annoyed. "You want, sum fuk?" Ron asked. "No Ron, I don't want sum fuk" she replied. "I got you blue" Ron said presenting her with a colorful piece of plastic. "Hey gurl, you want some tail?" he once again asked not getting the point and flicked his tail. "Ugh" she sighed. "Ron, your tail is small" "Wot?" he said looking up suprised with more blue and a leaf in his mouth. "Swiggity, Swooty" "You want yellow?" he asked presenting another colorful gift out of desperation. "She doesn't want yellow" he said to himself sadly setting down the gift on the ground after he didn't get a response. "Blue and yellow?" he asked himself. "No" he added dropping his gifts. "Ron, I'm leaving" the little brown bird said and she flew off. "Wut?" said Ron. "No wait lemme smash" he yelled after her. Then the depression kicked in. "What has my life come to?" "Becky thought my tail was big" "Becky used to let me smash. But Becky is smashing Ben." "Ben is a hoe" "FUCK THIS NEST, FUCK BEN" Ron said as he went into a rampage destroying everything around him. "I NEED YOU BECKY" "BECKY LEMME SMASH" "Imma get that bitch a stick" "Bitches love sticks" he sad frantically searching for the right stick. "Wrong stick" "Stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick" "Need stick" "Got stick" "Becky, I got stick" "LEMME SMASH" Ron yelled as he flew off with his stick. This is a nice stick. I like sticks. peck peck Lemme smash, Please. No Ron, Go find Becky. You want, sum fuk? No Ron, I don't want sum fuk. I got you blue. Hey gurl, you want some tail? flick. Ugh, Ron, your tail is small. Wot? Swiggity, Swooty? You want yellow? She doesn't want yellow. Blue and yellow? No. Ron, I'm leaving! Wut? No wait lemme smash. What has my life come to? Becky thought my tail was big. Becky used to lemme smash. But Becky is smashing Ben. Ben is a hoe. peck FUCK THIS NEST, FUCK BEN. I NEED YOU BECKY. BECKY LEMME SMASH. Imma get that bitch a stick. Bitches love sticks. Wrong stick Stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick Need stick Got stick Becky, I got stick LEMME SMASH.

# Comments

Comments: 1

Editoreen [2017-10-01 17:16:33 +0000 UTC]

Hi I love coca cola

Ur a friend now

I like doggo memes toooooooo

Okay boi

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