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eugenekaik
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[2012-09-12 17:57:16 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 46; Deviations: 39; Watchers: 20
Watching: 12; Pageviews: 8394; Comments Made: 28; Friends: 12
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Barry Windsor Smith, Arthur Adams, Mike Mignola, Jim Lee, Leneil Yu...Favorite movies: Jaws, Braveheart, Predator, T.C.M.,
Favorite TV shows: The Walking Dead, S.O.A., Game of Thrones, Trueblood, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman...
Favorite bands / musical artists: Maynard James Keenan, Clutch, Rob Zombie...
Favorite books: All of my Reference...
# About me
Mankind’s feeble pursuits in rocket science are what have birthed this Lurching Monstrosity in the middle of its information super-highway. Man’s gutless fear alone plucked me from my jungle home and slapped a helmet upon my head. Although I was forced to endure unspeakable tortures, exodus off this cursed rock of misery was close at hand! Obviously your flawed intellects couldn’t calculate my trajectory properly and I was thrust out of Earth’s orbit and into the vast uncharted reaches of space. Just as my supply of bananas was exhausted my pleas to Doogs the Ape Mother were answered and the unremitting pull of a Black Hole drew this brave ape and my rocket-propelled coffin to a noble death far from your pitiful world.But death was not the end! Within the singularity I was reborn, evolved millennia in an instant. Granted limitless power enough to rival the Gods! My existence and final purpose now clear; I scoured all of space for my new home and found my birthright! A prison planet: populated by countless freaks, exiles, and criminals from every corner of the void. Not easily conquered, but like so many others it fell to my rule. Planet Doom!
Construction is begun immediately to retrofit our new world with an engine, fueled by the nonbelievers thrown into its furnace. This planet, now a warship boring a path clear across the cosmos to that ghetto of a solar system, where Earth lazily spins. My vengeance will be swift and merciless. My hordes of undead-mutant horrors will soon arrive and all shall pay!!
But its going to take a while…
Space is REALLY big. So to pass the time until my arrival I do drawings and art of all kinds. I send this transmission only to shake the bowels of every miserable human and possibly sell a few items. Thus allowing my agents already among you to secure your world’s bananas for my belly.
Sleep Well Fools!!
eugenekaik@gmail.com
# Comments
Comments: 5
I go where eagles dare..
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Welcome to dA. You're very talented! Keep up the great work.
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