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[2014-12-20 00:03:49 +0000 UTC]
"i'm fucking watching you"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 131; Deviations: 39; Watchers: 184
Watching: 201; Pageviews: 11020; Comments Made: 5773; Friends: 201
# Interests
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(( phone guy is from five nights at freddys so i decide to make a account of it my main account is ))other phone guys: Phone---Guy
mike schmidts: Fem-Mike-Smicht
purple guys: Deadly-Purple
freddy fazbears:
chica the chickens:
foxys:
bonnies: Bonnie-Bunny-Buddy
golden freddy:
mangle (( toy foxy)):
toy chica:
toy bonnies:
toy freddys:
balloon boys:
marioettes (( puppets)):
jeremy fitzgeralds: asknightguardjeremy
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night
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# Comments
Comments: 1054
and u r being followed by like 20 purple guys
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Vincent: PHONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Β Β
You there?Β Β
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(( OH GOD OH GOD SORRY I GOT TOO BUSY ))Β
"erm yes..."
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(It's ok 
Vincent: *tackles Phone* hehe
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(( yeee)Β
"GAH g-GET OFF OF ME!"
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Vincent: Heh...heh...ya...NO. Β Β
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1987 VS Today
"Freddys Fazbears pizza murders"
"AHHHH!"
____________________________
"Freddys Fazbears pizza murders"
"thats some fake ass shit-"
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Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β β₯ My dream is to get a life one day ever scene i was born β₯
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β β₯ Anthaid; November 1st, 1990 β₯
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(( hahahahhaha))
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EVERYONES SAYING IM HITLER C:
in my game full of boys trying to fuck me lol
and shove a dick in her mouth
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anthaid is crying
admin is like 'heheheheheheheheheehh'
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"erm you alright??"Β
(( what you do))
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"PFFT NO-"
"my virginity is gone my 57x"
curls in a ball
by winning the game xD
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(( did he and she have a thing XD?? XD))
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what thing
no if you mean boyfiend
i mean people i actually dont know .-.
They got mad because i kept winning at Twisted murderer like, alot.
and they were liek complaining that girls can't murder for shit.
"nIGGA PLZ"
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Hey,, um,,,
its TheRealVincentΒ
this is my new account,,,Β
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(( oh hey...))
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Yeah,,
so,, umm,,
Its been awhile,,,
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(( what happen to ya??))
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1. stalkers
2. I left the fnaf fandom
3. I needed to clear my name.Β
4. i didn't wanna rp as vincent anymore.Β
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(( OOOOOOOOOO---))
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Best p hone call)
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(( sheeeeeeeettt))
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I'm gona be Kat Toast(vinnys sister) who you be?
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[[Reads tagline]]
"Your watching me are you ?~"Β
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(( oh shet ))
"um.....no"
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[[Smirks]]
"Phoney~"
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// looks at him
"w-w-what??"
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[[Giggles and hugs from behind]]
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// blushes brightly
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