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Creativa-Artly01 [2019-09-23 21:11:34 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday 

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MrRemoraman [2019-09-23 10:12:46 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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JBergen1910 [2019-09-23 06:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday! 

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TheCartoonWizard [2019-08-20 05:00:19 +0000 UTC]

I've lost interest in chip dip

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Pablobellas [2019-04-03 11:00:23 +0000 UTC]

La inkinjota esta que no entra nunca!

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KletteDame [2019-02-23 22:46:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the fav!

Have a wonderful day and keep up the great artwork!

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Rosa-Rosae [2019-01-29 08:51:43 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fav!!!!  

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mewTalina [2019-01-19 17:21:22 +0000 UTC]

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Ale961 [2019-01-11 10:35:50 +0000 UTC]

thank you so much for your support <3

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AndrewDent [2018-12-02 17:55:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama ^^

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korehisa [2018-11-29 00:39:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fav!

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Louisetheanimator [2018-11-19 17:16:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the you have +Google or Facebook?
because I upload animations & timelapses to those sites & wondered
if you'd like to see them? I know you have Pinterest, Twitter & Instagram.

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KaidokJ [2018-11-19 10:35:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on 138 - Girl Genius Fan art - It's for Science!

I think I’ve inadvertently stumbled onto the perfect excuse for anything and it’s for science! Doesn’t matter what you do, if you add “it’s for science!” on the end, people have to accept your actions, because it’s for science! Caught cheating on your SO, but babe, it’s for science! Late on your taxes, please Mr IRS, I did it for science! If someone discovers your penchant for dressing homeless geese in miniature Gucci tuxedos, to them I say, it was for SCIENCE! Works for any occasion, and for all ages. The only instance where I think the excuse falls apart is if for some reason you managed to bio-engineer a species of hyper intelligent elephants that effectively conquers the universe so as to subjugate the mice population of Eastern Papua New Guinea. If you used the science excuse under those circumstance people are probably going to call bullpucky.

#ScienceMadeMeDoIt  

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KaidokJ [2018-11-13 21:28:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on 137 - Twins, Basil! Twins...

Upon closer inspection, it appears that these two are not, in fact, twins. That’s right, I was wrong. Honest mistake. One of them appears to be a covert polymorphous gelatine based lifeform, masquerading as a fluffy belt ornament. The humanoid form upon which the ornament rests is nothing more than a highly complex, trans-dimensional, Bluetooth enabled, physic projection. Classic contextual camouflage. I can’t believe I didn’t notice it before. I mean I see this sort of thing all the time. Rookie mistake. I apologise. Of course, now that I know that one of them is a fake, the next challenge is figuring out which one is the imposter… I know what you’re thinking, why not just draw blood, and to that I say, have you ever tried to draw blood from a physic projection? Of course you haven’t. That’s a ridiculous suggestion. It takes ages.

#AlienEncounterIntelligence    

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KaidokJ [2018-11-13 11:13:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on 136 - Medicine is just my hobby...

Okay, it’s not really a hobby. It’s more of a side gig. But once my glockenspiel career takes off, I am done with all that personally satisfying drudgery and its life changing experiences. I mean who really wants the hassle of saving lives and being a hero? Not me, that’s for sure. Give me the wide open roads, the adoring fans, questionable groupies, a soulless corporate sell out, meaningless promotional feuds and of course, the real reason for taking up an instrument, the free food. Yep. That is what I call living the dream. And I’m so close too. I just need to learn how to play, find just the right bandmates who are willing to ride my coattails to top before stabbing me in the back to support their rampant decorative soap addiction, and of course a manager so devious and underhanded that by the time my career is over I won’t have two buttons to rub together. So I’m practically there already. I figure another week and there’ll be billboards with my face on it, just you see.

#WillfullyObliviousRockstar  

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imhessasalem [2018-11-13 00:13:51 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh   

THAAAANNKKK YYYOOOOUU SSOO MUUCCH for the !!

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nocturnaleclypse [2018-11-08 16:35:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the llama badge!

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KaidokJ [2018-11-05 07:19:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 29: Double - Old-school Uber driver

I don’t really understand the whole Uber thing. Which is strange, because I’ve been getting into strangers cars for as long as I can remember. Nothing criminal, you understand, I’d just hop into the backseat of cars waiting at the corner or at the lights, you know, to say hello. And once the yelling and screaming stops, more often than not, you get the opportunity to have a frank and open discussion about the merits of ownership and personal space. So I totally understand that part. What I want to know is why anyone would ever want to pay for that kind of an experience?

-HarmlessCarInvader

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KaidokJ [2018-11-04 09:02:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 28: Gift - Unofficial Goober/Kevin X-Over

Sometimes I really wonder what it was that I did to ever get saddled with such an attention hungry creature like Kevin. I mean sure, there are plenty of reasons why it was bound to happen, but it would be nice to know which one specifically I’m being punished for. It’s not enough that he has his own series, promotional material and there’s talk of an upcoming comic adaptation for his life story but now he feels compelled to just randomly drop into another character’s storyline, all because it seems to be garnering a little bit of attention. And what’s worse, he has the nerve to blame me for the whole thing. Take it from me, if you’re ever asked to housesit for your sister’s Aunt Tilly’s hairdresser’s dog groomer, then just make sure not to open the door to any seemingly harmless looking alpaca salesmen named Kevin. He lies.

#StillWaitingForMyAlpaca

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KaidokJ [2018-10-31 06:43:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 26: Stretch - Yoga Class of 2018 BCE

I never really understood the big fuss about yoga. Then I tried it. Only once, but once was enough to completely change my life. After just one 2 minute super express, highly condensed teaser class, I was able to perform incredible feats. Like touching my nose to my navel, or my earlobe to my eyeball, or, and this was really impressive, my tonsils to my pancreas. Unfortunately the effects were short lived, and I realize now that this is how “they” get you. Once you experience the awesome powers that yoga bestows, you become hooked, and in order to keep them you must continue the classes. Sounds a lot like an extortion racket if you asked me. But nobody does. All because I now resemble a human pretzel. It’s my own fault, really. I should have read the warning in the class pamphlet. Don’t practice advanced poses unattended. My superhuman yoga powers wore off halfway through the attempt and now I’m stuck.

#CantYogaBearIt

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KaidokJ [2018-10-31 06:40:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 27: Thunder - Any thunder-box in a storm

Using a thunderbox is a risky thing in the land down under. A rusty tin shed exposed to the elements, the Australian outhouse was home to a whole number of fun creepy crawlies. I’m sure some of you might have heard of the term “red back on the seat”, well, it’s actually a thing. Thankfully, modern plumbing has significantly reduced one’s risk when squatting on the throne, but even then, it’s not without its perils. An example. Up in Northern Western Australia, there is a large sand goanna sometimes called a bungarra. It’s dangerous, but not deadly, for the most part. Anyway, I know someone who used to live up there and one day they went to use the loo (bathroom) without turning the light on. Only just barely sensing that their butt was imperilled, they turned the light on and inside the bowl was the large head of a bungarra, watching them. Apparently these enterprising lizards climb up sewerage pipes looking for clean water and get stuck. It’s quite an ordeal to get them out, but nothing compared with the shock of finding one in the first place. Anyway, just thought I’d share that. Although it’s probably best if you try to forget it the next time you really need to go number two. Might make things harder for you.

-ParanoidPooper

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KaidokJ [2018-10-31 01:10:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 25: Prickly - Mommie dearest.

Everyone knows that parents are embarrassing. It’s a fact of life, like scurvy, or an IRS audit. And 14 out 10 times, your mother is the worst offender. Well, not your mother specifically, I’m sure your mother is very nice, I mean mothers in general. I bring this up not as some grand rant about embarrassing mothers, but rather to provide you with the small consolation that you do not have the most embarrassing mother ever. It might seem like it, but you don’t. I know, because I have met the most embarrassing mother ever, and her poor son John. And just for the record, I am not John. This is not some cry for help, “this happened to a friend of mine” kind of story, no. My mother is bad, I won’t deny that, but John’s mum sets the standard for embarrassing her kids. How, you ask? Well, imagine you’re talking to a girl you like, or boy, I guess, and just as you’re finding your groove, you’re suddenly pantsed, by your own mother. This isn’t a joke. I was there, I saw it happen. And this was just one such incident. So it will come as no surprise that when asked, poor John would vehemently insist that he was a test tube baby and in no way biologically related to his mother. Now this was well and truly before IVF was a thing, so you have to admire his commitment to this line of defence. That kind of a claim took research to pull off, and he always made a pretty compelling argument. I often wonder what must have become of ol’ John. With the sort of quality parenting he received, he probably ended up in politics. Either way, I thank God daily that my mother never took a page from John’s mum. And you should too.

#TrueStory       

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KaidokJ [2018-10-28 01:37:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 24: Chop - Quick drop, wet plop...

I kind of feel sorry for Eddie the Executioner. He’s a decent fellow. He pays his taxes on time, calls his mother every week, and he wouldn’t hurt a fly. Unless that fly had been sentenced to a public execution for various criminal activities, like murder, or public indecency. So tell me why Eddie should have to suffer from the historically poor workplace morale typically found in his chosen profession. Can you really blame him for trying to bring a little cheer to his clients? Some people have called it ghoulish or a little creepy, but with a charismatic smile like that, it almost makes the experience of having your head violently severed from your body seem bearable. I know it made me feel better.

#GallowsLevity

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KaidokJ [2018-10-24 11:30:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on The Kevin Chronicles – Chapter 1 (Revised)

Will Kevin ever defeat the Crime Lord, Sir Greedypants? Can he save his lovely photographer, Gary, from plummeting 3 feet to his death? Will his slow dancing skills ever help him to clean up the streets of Umbropolis? Tune in next week to find out. Until then, never trust a llama with your browser history, it only ends in tears.

You can find Chapter 2 here - The Kevin Chronicles – Chapter 2 (Revised)

Or the rest of the series can be found here.

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KaidokJ [2018-10-24 11:27:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.  

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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KaidokJ [2018-10-23 21:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama 

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama? 

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out. 

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.

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M2Iwai [2018-10-14 08:58:31 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Thanks for the I hope you like my next drawing as well!

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aashler [2018-10-13 03:26:14 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the favorite! I really appreciate it! I have more art coming, so you wouldn't regret watching me!

I also just wanted to let you know that I do have an Etsy where you can buy my wood burnings! 

My social media- find me for more exclusive stuff! 

♡Etsy: www.etsy.com/shop/AshleysDivin…
♡Instagram: ashleysdivinedesigns AND aashler
♡Facebook: www.facebook.com/Ashleys-Divin…

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