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[2011-02-15 11:26:57 +0000 UTC]
"The Bootynator"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 0; Deviations: 27; Watchers: 3
Watching: 1; Pageviews: 3691; Comments Made: 2; Friends: 1
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: JoJo's Bizarre AdventureFavorite games: Kingdom Farts, Naruta Ultiamte ShitStorm, Fallout New Gaygus, THe Elder Swoles
Favorite gaming platform: Pee-Cee
Tools of the Trade: PENCIL
Other Interests: The Opposite Gender
# About me
My name is Billy Mays, and I am filled to the very brim with excitement to be showing my work to the world as an independent, self-taught creator of beautiful images. I am so filled to the brim with excitement, that excitement-juice is seeping through every single orifice, sphincter, and opening on my body. This excitement-juice flows from my body to the floor around me, which I am currently collecting by absorbing the juice with an old, tattered brown sponge. I squeeze the sponge with great force to release the juices contained in it, collecting the dripping liquid in a bucket I carefully placed in front of me. I am I keep the buckets of juice in the cellar, and I hope that everyone can visit me and take a sip from the bucket in order to get as excited as I am right now. Also, my spirit animal is the Albino Snapping Pigeon, and I enjoy long, bare-footed walks next to the freeway, as the constant honks and beeps on the oncoming traffic lift my soul through the heavens and into the stars above.Also feedback and critique is appreciated, as well as messaged of adoration which will be screen shotted and used as material for my personal needs. Thank you.