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kernalphage
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[2007-02-14 14:40:53 +0000 UTC]
"Zombie artist."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 98; Deviations: 60; Watchers: 24
Watching: 77; Pageviews: 18600; Comments Made: 661; Friends: 77
# Interests
Favorite movies: All the superheroes!Favorite games: Dragon warrior monsters.
Favorite gaming platform: ps2 for RPG, wii/ds for puzzle...
Tools of the Trade: cs3, tablet...
Other Interests: ya know: things, stuff...
# About me
My greatest fear is a blank page.Current Residence: the void...
Print preference: "PRINT SERVER CONNECT FAIL"
Favourite genre of music: it needs a beat.
Operating System: *sniff* vista....
MP3 player of choice: ipood.
Favourite cartoon character: i'd have to consult my manga dealer...
Personal Quote: never take dating advice from webcomics
# Comments
Comments: 73
Hey Matt... according to Devian art your birthday is comming up... now i could be like most stupid devian people, and give you a fake cake, or fake money, or even a fake llama... but instead I'm going to give you something that really matters.... Fake Realistate... Thats right Matt! You are now the proud owner of a new piece of fake land! Located at in Germany, New Mexico, in Torronto City! Your Land is located on top of a mountain and right next too a beach! Tempretures very from 30 degrees to 100 degrees every day! Also your house is haunted by the ghosts of teh ghost busters! All your friends will be envious of the irony! Well then Matt... did anyone give you a better fake gift?
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I'm sorry... i just click the [random group] button a lot.
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i blame ~wolvesnroses , she had a link to ya in her journal.
So how's life treating ya?
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Creepy creepers are creepin'.
Life's treating me pretty good, I think. I'm psyched for school this year. AP Chem, AP English 11, and AP US. And Spanish IV. [: And I have a wonderful girlfriend, whom I hope sticks around for a while. I'm also getting a bearded dragon named Mouchi soon.
You?
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So what if i am? It's pretty much my default state.
Awesome! Sounds a full course load, though.
Over here, summer's just dragging on way too long. Can't wait to get back to college and start coding. And slacking off from coding. That part's more fun.
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That's okay. Creepers are cool.
M'hmm. AP Euro last year destroyed my life, but I'll manage this year.
Haha, I imagine. Coded anything cool lately?
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Ahh, I think Kell took that last year... Only way she coped is by drawing the historical figures in hilarious ways.
Not really... Tried and failed to get a shooter and a platformer working, but the pressure of a deadline usually helps squash bugs.
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I'm bored so I'm trolling your account.
"Trolling" being loosely defined here.
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congratulations...you survived PJ, now on to th next level!
some advice!: try not to die out there in that cold, cruel world, full of hoboes and street performers and mimes.
nah you'll do fine, i trust you'll know what to do when it comes to defeating th ultimate evil
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Ding! college
My current objective is to try to keep from turning into either a hobo or a street performer.
I wouldn't mind doing the "street sketches as you wait", but only as a summer job.
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th big secret is that hoboes hold th knowledge of th meaning of life, it turns out it wasn't th Holy Grail at all...but i suppose thats a good directive, as most humans cannot handle th harsh existence of th hobo
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I like the avatar 
@your dA ID: the page isn't blank, though. There's a huge question mark there
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Caught your eye, did it? Hey, that does look similar!
@your @, I guess... it's just my mind's eye taking over?
Thanks for the watch!
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lolwut? I got confused by your 2nd sentence
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I just meant that in reply to your comment of my ID: It is literally a blank piece of paper. My mind '
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well i appreciate th watch :] greetings from th red planet
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Well, of course! i can't let the people I know in real life go unwatched.
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yes, but what is reality?
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oy, HEY! NO.
No philosophy on my page. I still got enough of that from [link] , and that was two years ago.
Let's just leave it at the fact that i can match a friendly face to a screen name, therefore I watch.
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*laughs maniacally* it was more a rhetorical question meant as a representation of my questioning of the material world...its not philosophical at all
try having Dr. Bond first period D:
friendly is a relative term when describing my face, creepy is however a constant
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gyah... that makes my brain hurt.
haha, yeah. I had him first period too.
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Wow, can't believe I never watched you!
How's it goin'?
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Ohaithar, I guess I'll return the watch!
(Make sure to check on 'scraps', cause i make good use of them.)
I'm doing good, can't complain. How about you?
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lol k.
Meh, two words: Burt paper. *shoots self in head* but other than that I'm dandy.
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around!
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3: you're a bad friend
4-6: you're an ok friend
7-9: you're a good friend
10-& Up: you're a great friend
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i mean... thanks for the E-hug
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do i have to...?
These things are like a virus... I'd rather not shake hands with other pages.
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what? to watch-back?
i... forgot to.
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yes me!!!!!
and ofc i do i do as much in photoshop as u do
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HEY MATTHEW, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
What's up, Matthew? 
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uhhs... feel gewd!!
i suppose.
it was probably another Matt on camp, perhaps?
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Yayz! *I feel good, oh I feel so good, oh I feel so, oh I feel so, oh I feel so good*
Huh. I dunno. Haha.
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I will haunt you in your sleep if you don't put the
yeeahh, Ima wolf. it's the eyes/ Yellow at night" piccy in there!
Miss ya! <3
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will do, As soon as i find it
same here....
send off an IM if we're ever online at the same time!
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thx for the fave
really appreciated
and u got amazing gallery
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any time!
your topMod stuff is really cool, and so are your renders.
thanks
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